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BEAUTY TIP: UNDERGROUND PIMPLES - NO BALLER LIKES A BUMPY FACE

Underground Pimples

WHAT TO KNOW:

They’re clogged pores filled with oil and dead skin that have become inflamed. They turn into cystic acne when the pore ruptures under the skin, causing the inflammation to spill out into the surrounding tissue. Your body forms a cyst around it to stop the inflammation from spreading further.

They look like red bumps on your face (similar to big bug bites). These pimples live underneath the skin’s… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 22, 2008 at 1:25am — No Comments

HOW TO MAKE YOUR EX BALLER JEALOUS?

So you're sick of feeling bad that your boyfriend dumped you. Now you can move on to the next step -- revenge! Make him feel like he never should have let you go.

Be happy. This is so important. It has to look like you have completely forgotten about him (which hopefully, you have).

Give your ex typical answers if he tries to talk to you, but be friendly. Like say "yeah, that was cool yesterday." and "yep." Don't engage too much in the… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 22, 2008 at 1:19am — 5 Comments

BEAUTY TIPS - HOW TO GET YOUR STRAIGHT HAIR

Invest in a quality flat iron. For very long hair you can opt for the wider paddle flat iron but the thinner flat irons will give you more flexibility and it works on long and short hair styles. Ask your hair stylist what brand they recommend. Avoid those sold in drug stores if you will be flat ironing regularly. The ones available through your hair stylist or a beauty supply store will last longer and will be less damaging as they have better heating surfaces and… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 20, 2008 at 10:59pm — 3 Comments

HOW TO BE FRIENDLY TO YOUR BALLERS NASTY MOTHER IN LAW!

How to Be Friendly to a Nasty Mother in Law

Not all MILs are born equal. Some are nasty people no matter what you do or say because you have taken away their baby boy and nobody could ever be good enough for their son. You could join them and make it a really nasty mess or you could find a calmer path and make things less stressful for you and your OH.

Steps

Relax. This is the most important thing you can do from start to finish. As… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 20, 2008 at 10:58pm — 1 Comment

YOUR BALLER'S AGENT WEINSTEIN IS HAVING A DINNER PARTY - HOW TO BE A RESPECTFUL NON JEWISH GUEST AT A JEWISH DINNER

Steps

Try to get an idea of the traditions of the family you're visiting. Do they follow the Orthodox tradition, or are they more Conservative or Reform?

Dress appropriately. If you're male, wear a dress shirt and some nice pants with a belt (good slacks are fine, if you must wear jeans at least make sure they are clean and without any holes). If you're female, wear a skirt of at least knee length, and a nice, reasonably modest… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 20, 2008 at 10:56pm — 1 Comment

FEMALE BALLER VS. BALLER'S WIFEY - WHO RAN IT?

These ladies are rocking pink Herve Leger dresses. Who ran it?

Added by Baller Alert on May 20, 2008 at 1:14am — 6 Comments

HOW TO FIND GOOD FRIENDS AS AN ADULT

Your friends are getting married all around you. Your friends are dropping babies - here are some tips on how to find good friends as an adult:

Look at the hobbies, interests, and activities you enjoy the most. Specialty clubs like model airplanes, gardening, or crafts bring groups of people together at regular intervals, and if there is a common interest, seeds may begin to germinate toward a lasting friendship.

Spend time in groups… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 19, 2008 at 11:11pm — 10 Comments

BEAUTY TIP - GET RID OF YOUR WHITEHEADS

Get Rid of Your Whiteheads

Before you pick (and scar) your face, check out the right way to zap them.

If you must pop…

We know it can be hard to resist. Here’s the safest way.

HOW-TO: Cleanse skin with warm water (to soften the whitehead for easy popping), then grab an extractor tool. Clean the tool with rubbing alcohol then place one of its holes around the whitehead and press gently.

Prevent…

To keep skin… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 19, 2008 at 11:00pm — 6 Comments

HOW TO STAND OUT AT SOCIAL GATHERINGS AND PARTIES - GET YOUR BALLERS ATTENTION

Do you get tired of being that one guy or girl at the party who sits alone in the corner watching everyone else dance, chit-chat, make friends, and have fun? Everyone wants to get noticed at social events and parties once in a while. Yes, even the shy ones! If you're generally a shy person, some of these things may seem difficult to do at first. No need to sweat! It's normal. Once you push yourself to do it once, you`ll notice yourself doing it more and more.… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 19, 2008 at 10:42pm — 1 Comment

WINNER OF FLAVOR OF LOVE - THING2 -

Mediatakeout reported months ago that Black was going to win....again they are wrong. See below:

Check out the video if you missed it (extra footage)

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1587606&vid=233621

Thanks to everyone who chatted during the show.

Flav Here is Your Queen:

Added by Baller Alert on May 19, 2008 at 10:16pm — 11 Comments

Your Baller is a Vegeterian??? Five Spice Tofu Stir Fry

I had a request for a vegan recipe and here it is. I grew up with vegans and vegetarians in my family...this is one of the family favorites. If you don't like tofu you can substitute other veggies! Bon Appetite!

Ingredients

2 tablespoons peanut oil or vegetable oil, divided

8 ounces savory baked five-spice tofu cakes (about 2 squares), cut into matchstick-size strips

2 cups matchstick-size strips carrots… Continue

Added by Siren on May 19, 2008 at 8:20pm — 1 Comment

HOW TO BECOME A SOCIALITE? - YOUR NEW JOB WITH YOUR NEW BALLER

How to Become a Socialite

Do you really want to be a socialite? The socialites that we see in the media already have their wealth and status from the day they were born. More than likely you are starting from scratch. To get the know-how, don't look at Paris or Ivanna Trump. Watch Mr. Hilton and Mr. Trump then you are on your way to becoming a socialite. Well, it is hard work, but this is for those social climbers out there who want to put an impressionable foot in… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 18, 2008 at 6:49pm — 12 Comments

COPE WITH BEING ALONE AT NIGHT UNTIL YOU SNAG YOUR BALLER!

How to Cope With Being Alone at Night

Being alone can be dull and frightening. Here are some steps that may contribute to overcoming anxiety:

Steps

Plan outings each week. Call up friends well in advance to schedule dinners, movies, poker nights, etc. Not only are they times enjoyable and a great opportunity to socialize with friends, but they also reduce the amount of time you have to spend alone.

Find a source… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 18, 2008 at 5:36pm — 4 Comments

HOW MUCH DO THEY MAKE? CARMELO ANTHONY

Salary Only
Year - 2007
Annual Salary $4,694,041
Contract Yrs 5
Contract Amount $80,000,000

Ching Ching

Added by Baller Alert on May 16, 2008 at 9:38am — 7 Comments

BARBERSHOP BALLER TALKS ABOUT KNOCKING SUGE OUT - LOL

Added by Baller Alert on May 16, 2008 at 9:21am — 9 Comments

TOP 10 FOODS THAT BOOSTS SEX WITH YOUR BALLER

A good sex life doesn’t just happen – it requires a little help, which means a balanced and nutrients diet combined with regular moderate exercise and a positive attitude. These are all key elements in helping to keep your sex drive high and your reproductive system in good working order. It cannot be ignored that there are certain nutrients which have the power to regulate the levels of sex hormones in your body, and some can even help to protect your… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 14, 2008 at 9:53pm — 1 Comment

Light Meal to Prepare for your Baller (kid-friendly too)

Ladies by request I am adding this healthy kid friendly meal.(Shout out to Mrs.) My nephews and my man enjoy this one.... Bon Appetite! Cut back on the Jalepeno pepper when preparing for the kiddies!

1/2 cup pineapple juice

1/2 cup lime juice

1 tablespoon salt

1 tablespoon fresh oregano, chopped

6 garlic cloves, chopped

1 teaspoon fresh ground pepper

1/2 pound fresh Mahi Mahi, tuna or cod

2… Continue

Added by Siren on May 14, 2008 at 10:46am — 6 Comments

CASTING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FOR REALITY SHOW - IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE A STARRAH

LOVE NEW YORK SPINOFF on VH1

Do you have MORE LOVE to give than NEW YORK?!!!

One of the sexy and successful bachelors from the hit VH1 show, "I LOVE NEW YORK" is getting his chance to find true love. We are looking for beautiful women with big hearts and big personalities who will give this I LOVE NEW YORK alumni the love he deserves.

* Do you have great looks and a great personality?

* Are you a lover and a fighter?

*… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 13, 2008 at 10:52pm — 8 Comments

SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE FISH AND IT'S NOT AUNT SELMA'S FISH ON FRIDAY....

Let's face it - no baller likes a sour puss, but men complain all the time about women removing their panties, and the snatch smells like the wharf. THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!

Here are some tips to make sure that you don't get kicked out the bed because you think you are the only one that smells that garbage coming from your sunshine:

1. Smell your panties - this gives you an indication of your natural scent. If can't stand the way you smell, no… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 13, 2008 at 10:43pm — 21 Comments

BEHIND THE SCENE BALLER: KENNY BURNS

Noun: taste-maker [tast-mak(r)] 1. Someone who popularizes a new fashion. 2. Someone worthy of imitation. 3. A person who rules or guides or inspires others.

Ladies and Gentlemen meet Mr. “Impeccable tastemaker” himself Kenny Burns

THE MUSIC MAN “I’m always going to do music. It’s in my blood.”

A Washington DC native, Kenny Burns started promoting parties while still in high school. When he moved to Atlanta to attend Morris… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on May 13, 2008 at 10:04pm — 12 Comments

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