All Blog Posts Tagged 'groupie' (22)

Ballerific Relationships - Polyamory: The New Monogamy?


Boy meets girl. Girl learns that Boy already has girlfriend/wife. Girl and Boy get together anyway. Girlfriend/wife learns about New Girl. Girlfriend/wife stays with Boy. New Girl stays with Boy too. Now Boy has Girlfriend/wife and New Girl. Is this cheating?

Traditional claims will say: Boy…


Added by Lair Haven on April 7, 2014 at 2:12pm — 9 Comments

The "Professional" Groupie

What is a “professional” groupie you may ask? Well according to OfficialGroupie, a professional groupie is a woman with a career who actively seeks ballers to complement her lifestyle. She is classy, independent, articulate, educated, has a career,…


Added by OfficialGroupie on March 22, 2014 at 8:58am — 46 Comments

The "Low Exposure" Groupie

What is a “low exposure” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a low exposure groupie is a “nobody” who lands a super baller. The person can be female or male and is real undercover. These people have never been heard of before they landed their super baller. When the public learns about the super ballers’ mates, we all say…“Who is she/he?” and “Where did she/he come from?” Basically, who the f*** is that? The public has…


Added by OfficialGroupie on March 20, 2014 at 6:03am — 37 Comments

The "Cougar" Groupie

What is a “cougar” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a cougar groupie is an older woman who actively searches and preys upon younger ballers to achieve financial stability. They would generally date a same-age or older man but would only date a younger baller for the money. Typically, they prey on the rookies or the players that have been in the league 2-3 years. There is at least a 5-year age difference between the…


Added by OfficialGroupie on March 19, 2014 at 3:18pm — 36 Comments

The "Roster" Groupie

What is a “roster” groupie? According to OfficialGroupie, a roster groupie is a woman who has been with more than 3 ballers on the same team, linked to more than 15 ballers around the country, and/or dated more than a handful of celebrities…..but haven’t (for the most part) been wifed up by a baller. They are attracted to the baller lifestyle. Roster groupies believe they are deserving of a man of such status because they pull these…


Added by OfficialGroupie on March 16, 2014 at 11:46am — 22 Comments

The Morning After...One Night Stands by Lair Haven


Eyes meet from a simple glance.  Glances turn into stares.  Stares lead to entrancement so the dance begins.  He moves closer to where you are.  You sway instinctively into the paths you hope that he crosses.  Like a well oiled pendulum, back and…


Added by Lair Haven on July 20, 2013 at 3:02pm — 3 Comments

Beware Of The Professional Homeboy

Only simple chicks fall for the Professional Homeboy but I wrote this blog so that we can all be aware of the warning signs.


The Professional Homeboy is really nothing more than a male groupie. He's a Hanger's On who gets his rocks off on being in the presence of actual celebrities. The…


Added by Eleven8 on June 23, 2013 at 11:15am — 9 Comments

Baller Mail - "Sixers Nick Young F'd Me Like A Two Cent Ho" Part 2

The young lady who sent in the Nick Young Groupie Tale wants you to know that you guys have it all wrong and her intentions were taken out of context. She sent in this Baller Mail and



Added by Eleven8 on April 11, 2013 at 10:11am — 40 Comments

Groupie Tales: Nick Young Is Thick & Long But F'd Me Like A Two Cent Ho

It's been a long time since we've gotten a Groupie Tale and when I got one on Nick Young of the Philadelphia 76'ers, I was pretty hesitant to even open it. Then I read it and who knew Nick was working it like that? Apparently the young Baller is and what's even better is that he gives zero f**ks…


Added by Eleven8 on April 10, 2013 at 8:00am — 42 Comments

Why I Gotta Be A Groupie?

Words from Cassandra

I was watching the interview on the main page of this site with Fat Joe when Baller Alert asked what do you consider to be a groupie. I must say that I loved Fat Joe for his answer. Why I gotta be a groupie because I go after a successful man instead of a broke ass man.

Do women… Continue

Added by Cassandra on September 17, 2010 at 9:49am — 15 Comments

Guide to becoming a Kept Man(snagging a female baller)

I am on vacation so I thought why not I'm on a But anywho, this is for any guy or girl just curious as to what it takes to land a female sponsor. I will give accounts from my own experience in this lifestyle, and provide a framework to go by because it can be overwhelming otherwise. Btw, a little background, I am currently a kept man. I have dated female celebrities, dime pieces, smashed nfl stars girls etc. In fact I'm on a trip… Continue

Added by J.R. on August 26, 2010 at 2:30pm — 14 Comments


I found this juicy story on Tales From A Groupie website. The author said this story was sent to her some months ago but because she liked Kim she decided against posting it. But since the Carmen Ortega video she decided to post it.

I was working in a strip club about a year ago in Atlanta and the owner of the club is a very good friend of the owner of a club in South…

Added by Baller Alert on February 16, 2010 at 11:52am — 14 Comments


Check out the letter we received through the tip line. So sad....

Dear Boss/Balleralert,

First let me say that I am a grown woman with kids. I usually do not get into websites of this nature but I had to get some things off my chest as a woman who had it all and lost it all to another woman. A woman whom I consider a groupie. I would like to say that I am an advocate of marriage and I wholly believe in the…

Added by Baller Alert on August 21, 2009 at 12:18am — 15 Comments


#youmightbeagroupie - Trending topics are becoming very popular on twitter. One started called you might be a groupie...

Because of the genre of this site I have to post these. These come from various of twitters

You might be a groupie if:

#youmightbeagroupie if u stand by the VIP all nite waiting for someome to let u… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on July 21, 2009 at 9:30pm — 18 Comments


Let's face it...the word groupie does not just apply to women. There are male groupies that act far more worst than the females. Yesterday..after reading LilDuval's definition of a groupie tweets..I decided to do a male groupie version.

Check out the ones I posted...and a few that our twitter friends posted:

*Reverse Psychology Male Groupie - You try your hardest… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on July 16, 2009 at 6:00pm — 1 Comment


Enter the Confessional...

In honor *snicker* of Superhead's Kiss & Tail..BA wants to hear your most scandalous kiss and tail confession.

The Hollywood Jump-off chronicles the life and times of Karrine Steffens as she became “Superhead”. Love it or leave it, SOMEONE is sleeping with these celebrities. Here’s your chance to anonymously post a Celebrity Jump-Off Confessional detailing what a Celebrity has done to try and… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on July 14, 2009 at 2:17am — 21 Comments


Since Superhead dropped her first book it has been so many copycats. Some are smart about it and try to receive a Buffy and Rick Ross baby momma..most are not.

Don't get me wrong...I love to read groupie tales everyday but the only person getting paid is the owner of the blog. Well..accept a rare tale of a baller throwing the groupie a couple bones for taxi… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on July 9, 2009 at 10:04am — 20 Comments


I loved Gerald Levert. I loved his music. If I met him and he asked me out would I have said yes? Absolutely. Does that make me a groupie? Hell naw...

Why is it that when you show interest for a celebrity you are automatically labeled as a groupie? Most of us love good looking men with money and power. Is that a crime?

According to our friend Wiki a groupie is a person who seeks sexual and/or emotional intimacy with a… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on April 30, 2009 at 12:08am — 4 Comments

Male groupie on blast the DC edition

I told myself I wasn't going to post on this site anymore, but I am just very annoyed by the male groupies in DC. I believe the inaguration events really showed how groupiefied some men really are. One guy in particular I see out almost everywhere I go gets on my last nerve. I remember when he was carrying the mic for the party starter RaRa all the time being his flunky and now he licks the balls of Shawne Merriman and Roger Mason and thinks it… Continue

Added by rainonme on January 22, 2009 at 1:07pm — 22 Comments


Tammy went through StarMax PR to request an interview. Tammy was named as the girl who was with MommaMia (larry's accuser) who also contracted Herpes from Larry Johnson. Apparently, she wants to tell her side of the story. It was also shared with us that she was fired from a modeling gig yesterday in LA because her pictures were posted on Baller Alert.

Interview is tonight (Sunday, September 14, 2008) 10:00pm EST

Call-in Number: (646)… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on September 14, 2008 at 5:30pm — 15 Comments

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Your definition of a friend zone

Started by WorkInProgress in Talk Ish. Last reply by DiamondsNPearls 3 hours ago. 6 Replies

I've been told a time or two that I put people in the friend zone. Sometimes it's unintentionally but other times its done for a reason. I'm patient with some but then the "honey moon" period starts…Continue

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