For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
What is a “roster” groupie? According to OfficialGroupie, a roster groupie is a woman who has been with more than 3 ballers on the same team, linked to more than 15 ballers around the country, and/or dated more than a handful of celebrities…..but haven’t (for the most part) been wifed up by a baller. They are attracted to the baller lifestyle. Roster groupies believe they are deserving of a man of such status because they pull these…
What is a “cougar” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a cougar groupie is an older woman who actively searches and preys upon younger ballers to achieve financial stability. They would generally date a same-age or older man but would only date a younger baller for the money. Typically, they prey on the rookies or the players that have been in the league 2-3 years. There is at least a 5-year age difference between the…
Only simple chicks fall for the Professional Homeboy but I wrote this blog so that we can all be aware of the warning signs.
The Professional Homeboy is really nothing more than a male groupie. He's a Hanger's On who gets his rocks off on being in the presence of actual celebrities. The…Continue
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We have a new Groupie Tale today, this one is about Rick Ross and it literally happened less than a week ago. The writer of this Groupie Tale had somewhat of a fairytale ending..if the fairytale we're referring to is Cinderella & her missing slippers. Rozay, if you're reading this, be a doll and…Continue
What is a “low exposure” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a low exposure groupie is a “nobody” who lands a super baller. The person can be female or male and is real undercover. These people have never been heard of before they landed their super baller. When the public learns about the super ballers’ mates, we all say…“Who is she/he?” and “Where did she/he come from?” Basically, who the f*** is that? The public has…
What is a “professional” groupie you may ask? Well according to OfficialGroupie, a professional groupie is a woman with a career who actively seeks ballers to complement her lifestyle. She is classy, independent, articulate, educated, has a career,…
Boy meets girl. Girl learns that Boy already has girlfriend/wife. Girl and Boy get together anyway. Girlfriend/wife learns about New Girl. Girlfriend/wife stays with Boy. New Girl stays with Boy too. Now Boy has Girlfriend/wife and New Girl. Is this cheating?
Traditional claims will say: Boy…Continue
Eyes meet from a simple glance. Glances turn into stares. Stares lead to entrancement so the dance begins. He moves closer to where you are. You sway instinctively into the paths you hope that he crosses. Like a well oiled pendulum, back and…Continue
The young lady who sent in the Nick Young Groupie Tale wants you to know that you guys have it all wrong and her intentions were taken out of context. She sent in this Baller Mail and
It's been a long time since we've gotten a Groupie Tale and when I got one on Nick Young of the Philadelphia 76'ers, I was pretty hesitant to even open it. Then I read it and who knew Nick was working it like that? Apparently the young Baller is and what's even better is that he gives zero f**ks…Continue
Words from Cassandra
I was working in a strip club about a year ago in Atlanta and the owner of the club is a very good friend of the owner of a club in South…Continue