This was posted on BlogXilla and I forgot to post it! Here you go!
My homeboy Mel’s Black Thought came up with the thickness measurement meter and well I think this needs to be passed out to all the women all over the globe. Thats right I said thickness meter: ::A scale that measures the appropriate thickness of a woman.
I will no longer allow the word “thick” to be mis…
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Added by LMS on April 24, 2009 at 3:19pm —
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From Blog xilla via Necole bitchie!
Women are sneaky, and I firmly believe that females would trap a good man the first chance they get. They might not go through evil means to trap him, but some of them do, they’ll be miss sexual intellectual one minute and once he commits her feelings will change. She will start to feel like a girlfriend should no longer have se…
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Added by LMS on April 4, 2009 at 2:10am —
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Sorry fellas we are not trying to break the manlaw code by giving away any of our secrets but the truth has to be heard so we are shedding some light for the many women that seem to believe “there are no good men”, but are really just chicks that messed up the chances they had w/g…
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Added by LMS on March 20, 2009 at 1:04am —
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This is old, but hey!
It was once simple mathematics. Athlete plus groupie equaled layup. A harmless transaction. Just the game after the game.
Everyone usually walked away happy. The athlete added another notch to the uniform and the groupie got a story to tell, maybe a thank you in the form of a cash bundle, or sweet seats at the game.
Somehow, though, the athlete-groupie relationship…
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Added by LMS on March 18, 2009 at 12:21am —
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1. The best step towards reducing your food bill is to stop eating restaurant prepared food. While your grocery bill will be higher, you’re overall monthly food expenditure will be significantly lower. I have tracked monthly food spending and find that in general it is 2-3 times more expensive to eat food that has been prepared by a restaurant. Avoid quick stops at 7-Eleven and…
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Added by LMS on March 1, 2009 at 7:33pm —
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How can you find a weight that is realistic for your body? Here are 5 tips:
1. Look at the unique factors of your body. Self magazine has a calculator to determine your happy weight which takes into account your age, exercise habits, and if you've had children. You can also factor in your eating and self-care habits: Do you have ways of comforting yourself without turning to fo…
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Added by LMS on March 1, 2009 at 7:14pm —
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By Tara Stiles
Pretty much everyone I know has a Facebook account. I use it for emailing, messaging, sharing pictures, and more. That sounds pretty reasonable, right? Well, Facebook has a way of creeping from something useful into a major contributor to carpal tunnel, burning eyes, procrastination, and mindless clicking.
Haven't seen people you went to high school with in ten yea…
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Added by LMS on February 15, 2009 at 8:55pm —
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The rest!!!!
The Male Hoe:
The Description: Now be careful, because this guy is often disguised as the finest thing in the club. He dresses nice from head to toe, straight white teeth, freshly cut hair, and cologne that makes you want to drop to your knees. Only problem, you aren’t the only one thinking this. And he could be packing a little something extra in his pants. No, not wh…
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Added by LMS on February 6, 2009 at 12:20pm —
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Snatched from bloxilla ( here are the first 3)
The Old Man
The Description: This guy is usually leaning on the bar sipping a Jack Daniels, peering at you over his square specs. He will eye rape you half the night before he makes his move. He’s usually wearing purple or sky blue dress pants with a button down shirt and tacky tie. He may even have on a Kangol hat.
His Catch Phrases: “Watch out there now.” “You don’t even need to deal with these young cats in here baby. You need a man th…
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Added by LMS on February 6, 2009 at 12:16pm —
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And so the giving continues, you may recall a few weeks ago he gave a family a house for Christmas! And now
MORNING WOOD POST 47 (Dwyane Tyrone Wade) Gives HS $10k to a HS Band!
The Marching Trojans are a step closer to paying off their trip to Washington, D.C., later this month.
The J.P. Taravella High School marching band -- set to play in the parade that will follow President-elect Barack Obama's inauguration -- received a $10,000 donation from Dwyane Wade's foundation Tuesday morning.
The…
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Added by LMS on January 7, 2009 at 11:30pm —
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Dating 101: Seven Things No One Tells You About Marriage
The surprising, enlightening, and sometimes hard truths married folks all face -- and how they teach us about what love really means.
By Ylonda Gault Caviness for Redbook
1. You will look at the person lying next to you and wonder, Is this it? Forever?
When you get married, you think that as long as you pick the…
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Added by LMS on January 2, 2009 at 1:17am —
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Mistakes that women make
By David Wygant
Special to Yahoo! Personals
Updated: Sep 29, 2008
Recently I was coaching a woman on how to write her profile for Yahoo! Personals. Before we wrote the profile, I asked her to send me her four best pictures.
I asked her to do this because men are as visual as Scooby Doo on steroids. The first thing they do when they see your profile online is NOT read about your trip to Italy last summer. They want to see how hot you are. Keep in mind that every man…
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Added by LMS on November 15, 2008 at 1:14pm —
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The one thing that will help you drink more water
by Jessica Ashley, Shine staff
Despite the back and forth about how much water we should be drinking, I know that I feel better when I get my 8 to 10 glasses in each day. I feel less tired, less hungry in between meals and my skin looks much better when I am on a water kick.
As a person currently struggling with getting enough sleep, however, I can easily let a glass of water sit untouched on my desk while I drink cup after cup of coffee. I w…
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Added by LMS on November 9, 2008 at 8:32pm —
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