I don’t expect everyone to agree with me but there is an open secret that celebrities do not party on Fri, Saturday with the regular people, at least not locally. If they do, it’s a walk-through, and their on their way to the VIP exclusive event that nobody (but perhaps, Baller…

Ladies, do not sleep on the ballers who wear the suits ALL day, everyday. These are the ones on Wall Street (need not be physically there), making and pulling together deals and whatnot. Or whatever they do. Now, listen. It's true the glitz and lights of the music and film industry is cute and fun. But that's not where the LONG money is. Think about legacy, ladies. You need to have your own bread to pass on to your kids. You need to be…

Many of you have come to this site for ways to get a baller. Some of you have your baller already, and others want to upgrade.

Now, with all that said there are two ways of going about getting your baller. The Alpha-Female Way and The Chick Way. Which way are you going about it?



The Alpha Female Wants A Baller:



1. She leaves her job. She understands it is full-time work to snag a…

This is especially good for those of you chicks TIRED of going out and doing all the leg work to meet a baller! Afterawhile, the confusion, the rejection, the late nights, the sex can all feel the same with the same results--nothing but drama or just nothing. There are about 6 months left in the year to get you a baller you can settle down with. What are YOU gonna do?



Affirmative…

If you’re over 35 or in your 40s, you may want to consider dating an “older” baller. These men are usually divorcées, have children and established businesses and wealth. They are looking for love again or at least some companionship. You don’t have to play games, you get to be his pretty, young thing, and many do not have a problem giving. They have been there and done that, and wrote the book on it. They like feeling needed. Sex is important, but not a priority. The best…

Okay, so you met him. You got him. He’s giving you money here and there. You ask, he gives. You want, he buys. Good? Not really. Why? Because there’s always more.



You need to have him ‘sponsor’ you. Tell him what your monthly allowance is. Start high. Between 5-10K a month…

What to do when he calls—10 Things



Okay. This is where the hard part and MONEY comes in. Most of the tips are geared towards investment bankers, managing directors, hedge fund this or that. They have their own tastes. It takes time to look, feel, and smell good consistently. I would suggest doing all this ONLY if you are getting something for the time—like money or “help.” If you are getting nothing but beat in the mattress,…

He’s dead. At least figuratively. Think this way to help you cope when he doesn’t call. These men meet about 3-4 different eligible females per event or day. It’s most likely he took your number and can’t find it or remember which one you are. He looks at his cell phone and scrolls down and can’t find you (or there was obviously something underwhelming about you, because everyone ain’t for everybody). Oh well. Is it his fault? Your fault? It…

Now, you all know how much work it is to do the research on these ballers—finding out where they eat, play, and party. You spend lots of money on looking good, preparing for the evening out, and many times, some of you leave empty-handed. Yes, no man, no number because some other…

It is craazy how many women think they are not good enough because they don't have a FAT ASS or pretty (very pretty, please) face! Especially, young women. Folks talking about ASS this and that. I have a nice ass and appreciate it. It took me YEARS to make friends with it, but we are good now. You don't need a fat ass to get a baller.…

So, you bagged him. This could mean several things: he called you, you went out on a date or you had sex. Let’s deal with what happens after you meet him.



Before I go on, this is really for chicks…

D*** gotta way of making the world seem brighter, and problems seem lighter….



1) Your legs muscles are stiff and you cannot touch your toes or raise your knees over your shoulders. (And it got nothing to do with the gym or how much you weigh. And if you’re getting boned on the regular, you don’t need the gym)



2) When you buy the 100 pack batteries from Costco. You know why!



3) You look for attention from…

You both talked, kicked it, have been in touch, even spent a night together, but you can’t quite pin him down. He’s always promising to call you back, but never does. He doesn’t call often. He likes to text mostly. When he does, it’s…

It’s not the kind you like, but the kind that burns. Let’s be real. If you are out there laying down with ballers you need to pay attention to what Ms. Va-jay jay (what we will call her for all intended purposes of this article) is telling you. Think of her as your partner-in-crime. When she is down, you are down. When she is up, so are you. If she is not working, it can mess with your money and your prospects. Keep in mind: You don’t really…