Hey ladies,
Well, this is the last installment of “How to Land a Baller”. In the previous blogs, I’ve mentioned to focus on the dumb jocks and to show interest in guys that are interested in you. My last piece of advice is to those who are reading this. If you really want to attract a baller, then you need…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on October 30, 2009 at 9:40pm —
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Hey yall,
As stated before, we all know that plan “A” is not working. So on to plan “B”!! In the previous post, I mentioned to get a “dumb” jock. Yes, I was serious. I think that if you’re dumb enough to do stupid things, you deserve to get played. So get to work ladies! Now, while searching for these idiots (…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on October 21, 2009 at 8:16pm —
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Hey yall,
I know many of you are still looking for a baller. For some of you, it’s a goal of yours to hit the jackpot!! If that’s you, then read on! You are trying like a bat out of hell to land that baller you’ve been eyeing. But, “Houston, we have a problem.” The techniques that you’re using are not working. Y…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on October 14, 2009 at 8:53pm —
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Hey yall,
I’m going to take 5 minutes away from writing my book to get some things off my chest. I feel obligated to make some points after reading posts lately. This isn’t a response to the latest fuckery. But a response to what the hell is going on in our society with our children. Lately, I’ve read stories…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on September 5, 2009 at 5:00pm —
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Hey yall,
A couple of years ago I was super tight with this chick (we’ll call her Kim). We kicked it damn near everyday and would go to all the hottest parties. However, after I found out she said some things behind my back that wasn’t true, I had to cut her off. So anyways, this weekend was my friend’s party.…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on August 31, 2009 at 11:02pm —
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Hey yall,
Yesterday, I went to the salon with my friend to get my ends trimmed. I had just washed it. My stylist was like…”You rarely come in to get your hair styled; you should let me try something new.” I was like hell no. My patience is too short to sit down and get my hair done. My…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on August 1, 2009 at 7:00pm —
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Hey yall,
I know yall have heard the saying, “if it don’t make dollars, then it don’t make sense.” Well, I actually know of “cents” that does make dollars. I’m talking about penny stocks. According to Wikipedia, “In the United States, a
penny stock is a common stock that trade…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on July 29, 2009 at 2:17pm —
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What is a “
low exposure” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a low exposure groupie is a “nobody” who lands a super baller. The person can be female or male and is real undercover. These people have never been heard of before they landed their super baller. Wh…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on July 21, 2009 at 8:52pm —
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What is a “
roster” groupie? According to OfficialGroupie, a roster groupie is a woman who has been with more than 3 ballers on the same team, linked to more than 15 ballers around the country, and/or dated more than a handful of celebrities…..but haven’t (for the most part) been…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on June 14, 2009 at 9:37pm —
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Hey Ladies,
After responding to Lexi post, I figured now would be most appropriate to let some things off my chest that is somewhat related to her post. I don’t know about yall but I’m pretty much tired of buying my own shit. Being independent is a lil overrated. I’ve been doing the shit…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on June 7, 2009 at 11:42pm —
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What is a
“professional” groupie you may ask? Well according to OfficialGroupie, a professional groupie is a woman with a career who actively seeks ballers to complement her lifestyle. She is classy, independent, articulate, educated, has a career, resourceful, and knowledg…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on May 14, 2009 at 2:30pm —
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Now ladies, I know our ultimate goal is to marry a rich baller and liv…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on May 12, 2009 at 6:08pm —
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What is a
“cougar” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a cougar groupie is an older woman who actively searches and preys upon younger ballers to achieve financial stability. They would generally date a same-age or older man but would only date a younger baller for…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on May 6, 2009 at 2:30pm —
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Hey yall,
There is nothing more sexy than a man that is
fine ass hell, rich, and.......smart! Alot of these ballers have the money and looks but do they have the brain to go along with it? In the NFL, rookies are required to take the Wonderlic Test. According to Wikipedia, t…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on April 29, 2009 at 10:00pm —
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Hey yall,
I saw this article on Jemele Hill.com. I love her!!! She works for ESPN. She worked hard to get to where she is now and she knows her damn sports. I love her point of view on topics. To show support of this sista, I posted on of her blogs below.
Oct 14th, 2008
I…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on April 26, 2009 at 5:00pm —
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Hey yall,
I know many of you desire a baller. So once you get your baller and he cheats on you, what are you going to do about it? Are you going to stay or leave? Are you "strong" enough to stay? It's something to consider. The following article addresses athletes and their cheating ways…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on April 2, 2009 at 6:30pm —
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Hey ladies,
I’m single and on the dating scene *SSE*. When I meet a new guy, he usually suggests that we should hang out. I’m excited until he says that he just wanna come over to my house and chill. Uuuummmmm, oh hell no! Lately, people have been believing that coming over to my hous…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on March 20, 2009 at 9:31pm —
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Hey yall,
Ladies, I know you’re excited to begin putting this information to work. However, please believe that these men are on to you. Now, some of you may still be in denial with your title and your actions. In spite of this, if you used the tips in any of the previous blogs, you are i…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on March 12, 2009 at 3:44pm —
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Hey yall,
Now that you got the million dollar man, what’s next? Well each relationship is different so you just have to do what works for you. This is where your personality comes into play, so just ‘do you.’ Nonetheless, don’t let your emotions get in the way. Remember to stay focused on…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on March 11, 2009 at 5:26pm —
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Hey yall,
If you want lessons in how to be a successful gold digger, turn to this list of 20+ tips, all designed to get you rich quick! Find yourself a sugar daddy by following this advice.
The Hunt
1.
Get your priorities straight: Before unleashing your seduction prowess,…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on March 10, 2009 at 4:59pm —
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