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How to Land a Baller--Part I



I know many of you are still looking for a baller. For some of you, it’s a goal of yours to hit the jackpot!! If that’s you, then read on! You are trying like a bat out of hell to land that baller you’ve been eyeing. But, “Houston, we have a problem.” The techniques that you’re using are not working. You’ve read articles on Baller Alert to help you and still… no luck. You’ve tried the pointers but still…no come up. So, you’re asking yourself,…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on December 28, 2014 at 3:30pm — 28 Comments

BA Academy: The "Cougar" Groupie



What is a “cougar” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a cougar groupie is an older woman who actively searches and preys upon younger ballers to achieve financial stability. They would generally date a same-age or older man but would only date a younger baller for the money. Typically, they prey on the rookies or the players that have been in the league 2-3 years. There is at least a 5-year age difference between the…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on October 20, 2014 at 12:50pm — 35 Comments

The BA Academy: The "Low Exposure" Groupie



What is a “low exposure” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a low exposure groupie is a “nobody” who lands a super baller. The person can be female or male and is real undercover. These people have never been heard of before they landed their super baller. When the public learns about the super ballers’ mates, we all say…“Who is she/he?” and “Where did she/he come from?” Basically, who the f*** is that? The public has…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on October 19, 2014 at 10:32am — 41 Comments

The BA Academy: The "Professional" Groupie



What is a “professional” groupie you may ask? Well according to OfficialGroupie, a professional groupie is a woman with a career who actively seeks ballers to complement her lifestyle. She is classy, independent, articulate, educated, has a career,…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on October 16, 2014 at 12:35pm — 45 Comments

5 Types of "Friends" to Leave at Home When Trying to Land a Baller

Now that I’m back on the prowl (“going to work” as I like to call it sometimes), I gotta stay focused. I’m not having any of my homegirls f****** up my operation. B****** who don’t understand how s*** works will mess up your operation. As a golden…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on October 15, 2014 at 9:56am — 47 Comments

The BA Academy: The "Roster" Groupie



What is a “roster” groupie? According to OfficialGroupie, a roster groupie is a woman who has been with more than 3 ballers on the same team, linked to more than 15 ballers around the country, and/or dated more than a handful of celebrities…..but haven’t (for the most part) been wifed up by a baller. They are attracted to the baller lifestyle. Roster groupies believe they are deserving of a man of such status because they pull these…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on October 14, 2014 at 11:30am — 22 Comments

So You're Dating a Baller...What's Next?



Attention ladies, please read the following questions carefully.



1. Are you’re a bad chick that has no problem landing a baller but it seems to never go past the dating stage?



2. Do ballers flock to you rather easily but don’t want anything…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on March 19, 2014 at 3:22pm — 12 Comments

Finding A Sugar Daddy.....Become A Goal Digger



If you want lessons in how to be a successful goal digger, turn to this list of 20+ tips, all designed to get you rich quick! Find yourself a sugar daddy by following this advice.



The Hunt



1. Get your priorities straight: Before unleashing your…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on June 5, 2013 at 9:05pm — 17 Comments

50 Date Ideas





When I meet a new guy, he usually suggests that we should hang out. I’m excited until he says that he just wanna come over to my house and chill. Uuuummmmm, oh hell no! Lately, people have been believing that coming over to my house and chillin is considered a date. NOT! I…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on February 10, 2013 at 4:22pm — 7 Comments

The "Hustle" List



I don’t know about yall but I’m pretty much tired of buying my own s***. Being independent is a lil overrated. I’ve been doing the s*** since I was 17. Woo f****** hoo! I can name countless things that I’ve done and bought for myself. But there are some things I wished someone else…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on February 7, 2013 at 9:25am — 18 Comments

Going to College...



Now ladies, I know our ultimate goal is to marry a rich baller and live happily ever after. Finances would be taken care of and money wouldn’t be an issue. However, for me, the idea of marrying a rich man wasn’t even a thought because my parents instilled in me the value of education. Marrying a rich baller is a brilliant idea I thought of after I completed my education. LOL. I was taught…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on February 5, 2013 at 5:53pm — 7 Comments

"If It Don't Make Dollars, Then It Don't Make Sense"





I know yall have heard the saying, “if it don’t make dollars, then it don’t make sense.” Well, I actually know of “cents” that does make dollars. I’m talking about penny stocks. According to Wikipedia, “In the United States, a penny stock is a common stock that trades for less than five dollars a share and are traded over the counter (OTC) through quotation services such as the OTC Bulletin Board or the Pink Sheets.” I…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on February 5, 2013 at 5:30pm — 36 Comments

How to Land a Baller--Part III



Hey ladies,



Well, this is the last installment of “How to Land a Baller”. In the previous blogs, I’ve mentioned to focus on the dumb jocks and to show interest in guys that are interested in you. My last piece of advice is to those who are reading this. If you really…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on February 2, 2013 at 10:00am — 16 Comments

Athlete's Wives Must Cope with 'Adultery Culture'

In light of Vanessa staying with Kobe I thought this article needed a bump. How many times do you let him cheat and you stay?



I know many of you desire a baller. So once you get your baller and he cheats on you, what are you going to do about it? Are you going to stay or…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on February 29, 2012 at 4:06pm — 18 Comments

Where Are All the Millionaires?



Hey yall,



So I posed the question, “Where are all the millionaires?” If you’re wondering the same thing, then read on! I firmly believe that if you wanna land a baller then you need to be around ballers. I understand that you can meet a baller anywhere. However, I personally like the odds to be in my favor. For example, I was at a charity event 3 weeks ago. There were a handful of millionaires in the building. My chances of meeting a… Continue

Added by OfficialGroupie on January 5, 2011 at 11:24am — 15 Comments

Ballerific Lifestyle - Gold Digging 101--Part I





So I just finished watching Dr. Phil (I recorded it from earlier today). The topic was gold digging. I figured it would be interesting to see gold diggers in action and discussing why they do what they do. Well, here is the synopsis…



Baje, a 24 year old self proclaimed gold digger, states that since all men want is sex, then she should get something from them in exchange. There is also Michelle,… Continue

Added by OfficialGroupie on October 1, 2010 at 9:30pm — 20 Comments

Do Your Research!!--Check His Salary!!





Hey Yall,



So I'm on Necole Bitchie's site and I read the article about Terricka and Antonio Cromartie's wedding. She called it ghetto. As a result, I've learned that Terricka gets mad and goes hard at Necole Bitchie on Twitter because of her comments.



I could personally care less about the wedding, relationship, or foolishness of bickering on twitter. I was more…
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Added by OfficialGroupie on August 20, 2010 at 8:00pm — 6 Comments

BALLERIFIC GOSSIP - Columbus Short....Say It Aint So!!!!! - written by OfficialGroupie





Hey yall,



Hope yall had a fabulous 4th! Mine was fab! I went out to First Friday. And let me say that it was a hot ghetto mess (
although it was advertised as upscale). I figured it was gonna be a mess but Columbus Short was gonna be… Continue

Added by OfficialGroupie on July 5, 2010 at 2:01pm — 29 Comments

Dear Chris Brown...







Dear Chris Brown,



You are really getting on my nerves. I usually keep my mouth closed when it comes to certain things. But you keep tryin my patience. I’ve wanted to get in your ass for a minute now but I refrained. I told myself that if you complain about fuckery one more time, Imma get in that ass. Low and behold, you b******* and crying again. Did you…

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Added by OfficialGroupie on March 11, 2010 at 6:30pm — 8 Comments

Money, Money, Money...



Hey yall,



Many of yall know that I’m a fan of higher education. I know that college is not for everyone but, according to usgovinfo.com, a college master's degree is worth $1.3 million more in lifetime earnings than a high school diploma, according to a recent report from the Commerce Department's Census Bureau. The report titled "The Big Payoff: Educational Attainment and Synthetic Estimates of Work-Life Earnings" reveals that… Continue

Added by OfficialGroupie on December 30, 2009 at 6:00pm — 9 Comments

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