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Beauty Tip - How To Apply Fake Lashes for his MVP Reception!

Unfortunately, not all of us are genetically gifted with lush eyelashes. The good news is that now you can actually buy them and put them on without the help of professional makeup artists.

Apply a thin line of eyelash adhesive to the lashband of the false eyelash. Allow it to set for a moment so that the glue can get a bit sticky before applying. Without touching the band, hold the hairs and begin to apply the lashes starting from the outer corner of the…


Added by Baller Alert on April 17, 2008 at 8:32am — 7 Comments

For the 3 Fellas That Read This Site - Learn How To Go Downtown

Going Downtown

So you're interested in taking the dive down between your woman's legs. Quite an admirable interest as women are always complaining about never getting eaten out enough. Many cunnilingus newbies find the whole process confusing, whether from the smell, the taste, or not knowing their way around a woman's vagina. It is a tricky process, but with enough practice the art can be mastered.

Before You Take The Dive Downtown



Added by Baller Alert on April 17, 2008 at 8:31am — 1 Comment

Throw those Gucci's Away and have your Baller Buy you one of the World's Most Extravagant Handbags

This is one item you won't want to return if you are lucky enough to get it for the holidays. Debuting in December, the "Diamond Forever" classic bag boasts 334 diamonds totaling 3.56 carats, set in 18-carat white gold hardware. The long shoulder straps are made with the same white gold. Only 13 are available worldwide, and five will be available stateside.

Hermes Matte Crocodile Birkin Bag $120,000 Named after French singer/songwriter Jane…


Added by Baller Alert on April 16, 2008 at 7:22am — 5 Comments

Ivonnah "Yo, That's the Girl from the Young Gunz Video" LOL

But Ivonnah is used to the attention. Modeling since a child with her mother––who gave her the nickname “Ham” for her love of the spotlight—and then winning the New Day Associates Model of the Year competition by accident (she originally thought it was a showcase) in 2002, she found herself at her first casting call. “I had no idea what I was in for,” remembers Ivonnah of her interview for Swizz Beatz' “Big Business” vid. “The only reason I got that was because of…


Added by Baller Alert on April 16, 2008 at 7:22am — No Comments

Future Baller: Marky - Gets Signed to Universal - Studio43/SRC/Universal

In an era of ‘for bland instant rapper…add a big name producer, bubble gum raps and hot water,’ tradition seems to reign supreme in Hip-Hop. The old adage - if we don't change our direction we're likely to end up where we're headed - continues to prove true. Let the old school tell it, Hip-Hop is dead. Unfortunately, the old school can’t see the forest from the trees. Hip-Hop ain’t dead, it’s old. And while nobody can go back and start a new… Continue

Added by Baller Alert on April 16, 2008 at 7:21am — 22 Comments

The Billionaire Bachelors - 110 Single Men on Forbes 208 List of the World's Richest People

Look at this fools hairline at 24! Prince Albert von Thurn und Taxis, Germany Net worth: $2.3 billion

Age 24. Single.

The world's third-youngest billionaire, the prince lives in a family castle with his mother and older sister. A race car driver, he tours with a German auto-racing league.

Fahd Hariri, Lebanon Net worth: $2.3 billion

Age 27. Single.

Youngest son of slain Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Al-Hariri, Fahd…


Added by Baller Alert on April 16, 2008 at 7:21am — 1 Comment

How Much Do They Make? Plaxio Burress

SALARY ONLY Year - 2007
Team - Giants
Base Salary - $3,295,000
Sign Bonus - $5,000,000
Other Bonus - $100,00
Total Salary - $3,295,000

Plaxico Burress (pronounced /Plax-ico/) (born August 12, 1977 in Norfolk, Virginia) is an American football wide receiver for the National Football League's New York Giants. In February of 2008 he became a Super Bowl Champion.

Added by Baller Alert on April 15, 2008 at 12:27pm — 25 Comments

Health Tip: Baller's Love Happy Girls - How To LIve A Healthier, Happier Life

How To Live a Healthier, Happier Life

Experts have concluded that happiness is really a question of consciousness. Often, it’s really how we interpret things that determines how happy or unhappy we are. Choosing to think positively for instance, when studying for an exam, will make you feel stressed and lighten your mood — as compared to opting to think negatively. It’s been proven that positive thinking can give you a high that may last 10 to 15 minutes —…


Added by Baller Alert on April 15, 2008 at 9:21am — 3 Comments

You Are Not A Baller But Your Sex Is Great! Would You Be My Buddy?

Find a F*** Buddy

A f*** buddy is casual relationship which involves a physical and emotional relationship between two people who engage in uncommitted sex acts. Usually a f*** buddy is not intended as a romantic relationship. It is also not always synonymous with 'casual sex', though.


The intent is generally to relieve sexual frustrations through an alternative to masturbation, and is not intended as a romantic relationship. "Fuck…


Added by Baller Alert on April 15, 2008 at 9:17am — 1 Comment

Beauty Tip: No One Loves Raggedy Looking Skin: Exfoliating Your Skin

Exfoliating your Skin

Give your skin a new and healthy glow with these exfoliating-made-easy tips In the beauty world, to exfoliate means to slough off old layers of skin to bring out a plumper, healthier layer with a more even skin tone. For your daily beauty regimen, the tried and tested cleanse-tone-moisturize works wonders for your face, and your regular bath gel and moisturizing lotion will keep your body looking great. However, a few times a…


Added by Baller Alert on April 15, 2008 at 9:14am — 5 Comments

ON AIR - Listen to Baller Alert Radio Tonight - Subject: Alpha Females - Time: 11:00pm

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Date / Time: 4/14/2008 11:00 PM

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Upcoming Show - The Alpha Female So, before I get into it this may offend several females; others will know what i mean: Im gonna start with the basics: THE ALPHA FEMALE. Like the male, the alpha female must be a…


Added by Baller Alert on April 14, 2008 at 9:36am — 20 Comments

Whatever You Do - Don't Be Wifey To Street Ballers!! Kemba Smith's Story

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The Kemba Smith story will be hitting the Big Screen soon. Will Packer, producer of "Stomp The Yard" and "This Christmas has acquired the rights to produce the story of Kemba.

Her Story: (from wiki)

While attending Hampton University, Kemba became involved with a drug dealer who "was a major figure in a $4 million crack cocaine ring". She became physically, mentally, and emotionally abused. Kemba was sentenced to 24½…


Added by Baller Alert on April 14, 2008 at 9:00am — 8 Comments

Beauty Tip: How To Treat Back Acne or Pimples

Summer is coming and those backless shirts are in! Please take care of those black pimples.

How To Treat Back Acne or Pimples

Here’s how to keep those pesky pimples under control It’s happened so many times: You’re raring to wear that tube top on a hot day or night out, but one glance at your full-length mirror stops you in your tracks. You realize: You can’t – you just can’t. The reason? You have back acne! You know – those unsightly, unflattering,…


Added by Baller Alert on April 14, 2008 at 8:39am — 4 Comments

Want to Satisfy Your Baller Quick? Learn how to work your hands!

That time of the month? Pregnant? Don't feel like having sex with your baller? Learn how to give the best hand job ever. Do it right and you can make him "finish" in two minutes.

A hand job is the manual stimulation of another person's genitals with the intent of causing an orgasm. The term "hand job" is a synonym for mutual masturbation (which can occur between two people of the opposite sex or of the same sex), however, "hand job" is most commonly used in reference…


Added by Baller Alert on April 14, 2008 at 8:30am — 4 Comments

How Much Do They Make? Not Much Especially Not With All His Child Support Drama - Elijah Dukes

Elijah Dukes

Salary - 2008 Washington Nationals $392,500 a year
Position - Outfielder

Added by Baller Alert on April 13, 2008 at 9:02pm — 1 Comment

Your Baller is Tense - How To Give Him A Great Massage

You have to set the mood. Many would agree that both getting and recieving a sexy, sensual, relaxing massage is an important part of any sexual relationship. It can be used for seduction, or for simply spicing up the bedroom action.

Everybody needs a good massage!

A great massage is all about the experience - and a whole lot of that is contingent on ambiance. Now, it's not recommended that you usher your desired individual into a golden-lit room full…


Added by Baller Alert on April 13, 2008 at 8:41pm — 2 Comments

Beauty Tip: Dark Underarms? Ballers Hate That - Try This:

Always wondered why the stars have smooth even tone underarms? Try this:

The Dark Side

Brown is beautiful, but when your underarms are browner than the rest of your skin, then you may have a problem… There are many reasons why your underarms get dark, but for every reason, there is a solution! So don’t go giving away all your cute sleeveless tops yet…Here are five of the top reasons (and solutions) for dark underarms:

1. Hair growth The simplest…


Added by Baller Alert on April 12, 2008 at 12:58pm — 8 Comments

Try Something New With Your Baller - If You Don't Someone Else Will

Through the sacred act of love, they sought to merge the dual nature of their sexuality into an ecstatic union. Through this came the harmonization of their own internal masculine and feminine polarities and a realization of the blissful nature of the Self. It is a session that focuses on female sexual response, healing, and awakening of the woman's sexual center and entire system. Sacred spot or G-spot massage for women can be a powerful way to help a woman clear…


Added by Baller Alert on April 11, 2008 at 5:34pm — 2 Comments

Make Love To Your Baller! There is a Difference!

Making love is completely different from having sex, in order to make love you must really care about your baller, you must be thinking about him just as much as you are thinking about your self, the common idea of making love is a romantic dinner followed by a candle lit bedroom with rose petals strewn across the floor, this however is not mandatory when it comes to making love. Usually it is advised to keep the dirty words to a minimum and rather tell your…


Added by Baller Alert on April 11, 2008 at 6:35am — 1 Comment

Your Baller On The Road? Learn How To Give Proper Phone and Text Sex LOL

Textsex, or cybersex, is similar to phonesex; it can be thought of as interactive erotica. Your job is to be like an interactive porn novel for your Baller.

For example:

Nikki: *smears whipped cream all over your chest* Tyrone: *smirks and smears chocolate sauce all over yours* The rules below are gender independent, and apply no matter what size your orgy is, from a coupling to a roman holiday. Swap out any gender terms for whatever your favorite…


Added by Baller Alert on April 11, 2008 at 6:00am — 3 Comments

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Ryan Lochte Loses All Of His Endorsements

Started by Asimplebijou in Talk Ish. Last reply by CarmelKandi_39 Sep 18. 4 Replies

It doesn’t look like things are looking good for #RyanLochte after lying about being robbed at gunpoint in #Rio. Despite apologizing on social media and via an interview with #MattLauer, Lochte is…Continue

WAGs this new show about women begging the pro ballers to put a ring on it and and looking thirtsy early in the relationships.

Started by CarmelKandi_39 in Talk Ish Sep 18. 0 Replies

I want to know others take on this new show.Sound off if you not scared that some of the cast members might actually clap back!

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Federal Judge Rules Employers Can Terminate LGBTQ Employees; Cites Religious Liberties

Started by Asimplebijou in Talk Ish. Last reply by LemonDropPop Sep 4. 1 Reply

Last Thursday, the District Court ruled that a funeral home could terminate a transgender employee for transitioning. Thomas Rost (R.G. & G.R. Harris Funeral Homes) terminated Amiee Stephens when…Continue

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