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We're In A State Of Emergency, Theres A Shortage Of Good D...

Depending on how long you've been getting it in, you probably remember the good ol' days where yo could get some good quality D at any given moment. Good D came in any package, tall, short, skinny or fat and no matter how many times you hit up Mr. Good he never slipped, not once! It was definitely good quality every time and you could guarantee he had that "come back". These days however, it's a very different story. Mr. Good isn't even Mr. Okay anymore. What's happened to the quality of D? Is it in the water?

I can only speak for me, some of you ballerific women may have found your knight in shining sex slave and are getting piped down on the regular. I myself, have been in a rut when it comes to that good. I actually took a few days to sit back and analyze it. Where has all the good D gone? Well here's my piece. Men aren't concerned with satisfying us anymore. The men with the big packages think that we should be happy with just that. The days of you get yours AND THEN i get mine are over! Most men are only worried about getting theres and are hardly interested in putting in any amount of work. A lot of it may have to do with the music they listen to as well. Back in the 90's and early 2000's everything was about love making. Now-a-days it's about beating it up. Unfortunately most men can't even get that right. They're use going through the motions.

Then you have the guys who are trying to please a woman. They're great, but a lot of them are hardly packing. Boy, they try so hard but unfortunately they aren't hitting on a thing (literally). So they're working up a sweat and you're laying there feeling a mixture of disgust and pity. You know he means well but you need more than just the motion of the ocean, you need a titanic right about now.

I think the accessibility of the female vagina is also a major factor in the shortage of good D. Men can easily get sex so they aren't inclined to work very hard to get it or keep it. They don't care if you run back and tell your friends how horrible he was. Why? Because the next woman is still going to give it up to him. He knows that as soon as he's done hitting you he's going to head to the next girl's house to get some more. He has to at least LOVE you before he attempts to give you 100% effort, but how do you get a guy like that to love you? You don't.

In a world of Bad D, the man wins. The minute we serve him some bad P though, oh yeah, he'll feel our pain. What are some reasons you think men are serving up bad product?

Tags: relationships, sex

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Comment by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on July 27, 2011 at 12:06pm: Dying at RoyaleT Thank you for the validation! Everyone keeps telling me that it can't be that bad in the MDVDC area. Why yes it is! lol

Comment by BlkButtafly on July 31, 2012 at 1:22pm: @RoyaleT and @CCD, so small dicks in DC, huh? What's in the water up there???

Comment by Beauty_is_skin_deep on July 31, 2012 at 1:48pm: Well it may be the fact that women dont correct men on their shortcomings, so the next woman is forced to deal with them unless she corrects them. If you dont like something, say something because he would tell you if he didnt like something you werent doing

Comment by Slim G on July 31, 2012 at 2:06pm: Aaaaahh @RoyaleT that is the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

I agree with CCD it's a combination off all of those things the previous ladies mentioned.

On another note:

Maybe that's why so many women keep giving it up to Steebie because there is a massive shortage on good peen...

Comment by Desiree' on July 31, 2012 at 2:10pm: I agree with skin deep a lot of men swear they are the bomb in bed because a lot of women fake orgasms and put up with their lame sex. It's time for us women to speak up!

Comment by WorkInProgress on July 31, 2012 at 2:19pm: I agree..I'm on a d-diet now and losing to much weight. It's scary cause its like a what comes with this...AHHHHHHHH And I gotta agree with Old Spice cuz it seems the addicts#WIN. Love the post actually had this thought in my head thee other day.

Comment by Ms. BoiBye on July 31, 2012 at 2:50pm: I thought it was just me. I am in DC too and nigs swear they working with next to nothing. I been running into small d's and they don't give head. I can't anymore. I'm about to hurt someone soon!!!!!

Comment by Sunny Disposition on July 31, 2012 at 2:52pm: +1 - Totally agree.

Comment by Desiree' 39 minutes ago
I agree with skin deep a lot of men swear they are the bomb in bed because a lot of women fake orgasms and put up with their lame sex. It's time for us women to speak up!

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Comment by l8dy-c on August 1, 2012 at 2:24am: This is interesting. The funny thing is that men now a days are either too drunk or too high and after awhile that crap takes it's toll. Now a days even the young ones are on Viagra.Like HELLO......!!! Everything has dude effects!!!

Comment by MissMidwest on August 1, 2012 at 3:42pm: I think this issue has A LOT to do with the social constructivism of sex that has taken place within the past decade. Through media/musical influences and our social interactions with one another, men have based the "reality" of sex on what they have learned and what has been presented to them, and therein lies the problem. The "beat it up/tear it up/pound it out/blow it out" and "I just need to get a nut" mentality has deeply corroded the TRUE reality of sex and puts us in this unpleasant position that we're in now. And it's not just the men's faults either, a lot of females have been perpetuating and reinforcing these constructivisms by laying on their backs and not saying anything about it, literally.

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