For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
Meet Traci Lynn Johnson, the jump off that Tiki Barber left his wife (who was pregnant with twins) for. Cute, huh? Well cute as she may be she is definitely the dumbest s*** for brains I have ever encountered. Out of all the nonsense she was rambling about in her latest interview with Maxim Mag, the only thing I could deduce is that she's plastic, her blood alcohol level is the same as her IQ, and she has a thing for Carmelo Anthony. Lala, watch your man.
Some excerpts from Maxim:
Where do you get hit on most often?
When I’m with my two dogs in Central Park. Every guy wants to know their names and how old they are. Then they want to talk to the 5'10" platinum blonde in high heels walking them.
(Eleven8's Thoughts: How wack do you have to be that a guy notices your two dogs before he sees you. Hoe have several seats. This interview was done before it started.)
Where would you go on your ideal first date?
A Mexican restaurant. We’d have tacos, enchiladas, and enough salsa to kill someone. And we’d wash it down with tequila and go out dancing. I’m a terrible dancer, but with enough tequila in me, I’ll do anything.
Is that where you went with Tiki?
No, we went to McDonald’s. I was starving and about to flip into b**** mode, so we stopped there. It was a match made in Happy Meals.
(Eleven8's Thoughts: Ironic that you like Happy Meals, since you're obviously a couple of fries short of one.)
You’re not a sports fan?
I love basketball. Tiki knows Carmelo Anthony is my favorite New York athlete. We sat with him at an event, and Tiki told him, “She will leave me for you in a heartbeat.” I was so embarrassed.
(Eleven8's Thoughts: If Carmelo ever...and I mean EVER even so much as breathed in this trollop's direction I would join Lala in beating the breaks off his ass. Do you hear me? I would help her castrate him and throw his goods in the Hudson River. Don't even wink at this dumb wench Melo!)
How many (tequila shots) do you have in one sitting?
Six, if I have enough limes. Enough tequila can turn any bad date into a great night.
So Tiki can hold his liquor. What else don’t we know about him?
Other than the fact that he likes to walk around the house naked?
(Eleven8's Thoughts: *throws Macbook* I'm done....)
Look, I don't know what it is about these dumb ballers and their even dumber girlfriends but I couldn't even stomach going through half of this interview. This broad is two credits away from the special class and she's only getting dumber by the Tequila shot! THIS is who you left your wife for Tiki? HER? Like, you couldn't do better? Blah! She'll be gone in a few months, especially when those child support payments start rolling in. That's what dumb birds do!
Comment by LMarie on September 10, 2011 at 12:21pm
Comment by Ms. Ashley Banks on September 11, 2011 at 1:44pm
Comment by Size 2 Prez Wheelies ya dig on September 12, 2011 at 10:07pm You hoes need to calm down. First of all, homegirl snagged a highly competitive internship (which led to meeting Tiki) so she can't be that dumb. Second of all, its Maxim so how do you expect her to answer? With words of wisdom and quotes from Gandhi?
Now, do I think her looks got her the job as much as her resume? Probably. The Journalism world is big on women with brains and beauty unless you've been in the business for at least 20 years. But she had to beat out a lot of applicants to get that job so I wouldn't trip on her just yet.
What y'all bishes need to be doing is start taking notes. White girls play the game right. They meeting these brothers in internships and board meetings not hotel lobbys. Jus sayin
Comment by Size 2 Prez Wheelies ya dig on September 12, 2011 at 10:15pm I agree which brings me to my next point ( I know you bishes were waiting) Older men love younger women but too many sistas tryna chase ballers that are young as hell (20s to mid 30s) F*** that. I say the older the better cause they almost always more into you then you are into them. Another thing white women do right. Case in point: Katie Holmes, Anna Nicole Smith, Playboy playmates (not that Hef checkin for sistas anyway) etc.
I'll be damned to date a baller whose my age. Too uncultured, silly, and most will have funds that dry out in 5 years. The ones still doing alright after 45 are GOLDEN. Jus sayin
Ms. Ashley Banks Like a lot of men going through a mid-life crisis, he thinks his sidepiece is free-spirited.
Comment by Eye Sum on September 13, 2011 at 2:31pm
Comment by Hello Kitty on September 14, 2011 at 12:35pm I hope she plays the f*** outta him like he played his wife.
Comment
May 26, 2013 at 3:30pm to May 27, 2013 at 10pm – Bayside
0 Comments 1 LikeStarted by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie in Talk Ish. Last reply by LawGurl-Dax 1 hour ago. 11 Replies 0 Likes
Started by Baller Alert in Talk Ish. Last reply by BadCookie22 1 hour ago. 49 Replies 0 Likes
Tags: hung
Started by blackfujones in Talk Ish. Last reply by LawGurl-Dax 2 hours ago. 37 Replies 0 Likes
*WARNING* THIS HERE IS A GRUESOME ASS PICTURE -heres the jest of the story An Atlanta baseball coach who was charged in the 2009 rape of a 9 year old boy. The coach visited the home of the child to…Continue
Started by Tone © in Talk Ish. Last reply by Miss Good 2 hours ago. 18 Replies 0 Likes
Ladies what are your thoughts on this Picture ?Continue
LawGurl-Dax commented on Eleven8's blog post B2K Member Outs Chris Brown, Bow Wow, Ray J & Omarion In New Book
LawGurl-Dax commented on Eleven8's blog post Porn Star Puts San Diego Charger Johnny Patrick On Blast, Says He Harasses Her *Updated*
LawGurl-Dax commented on Eleven8's blog post Chris Brown Reacts To Rumors Rihanna Is Seeing JR Smith
LawGurl-Dax commented on Eleven8's blog post Murdered NBA Player's Ex-Wife Spends Entire Insurance Payout In 10 Months
LawGurl-Dax commented on Eleven8's blog post Future's Baby Mama Brittni Goes In On Ciara
LawGurl-Dax replied to Mello826BA aka BAGroupie's discussion AMBER ROSE- WHO GON' CHECK ME BOO?!?!?!?
LawGurl-Dax commented on Eleven8's blog post Hollywood Releases Text Messages Showing Kerry Rhodes Really Loved Him
BadCookie22 replied to Baller Alert's discussion I Need To Start Going To the Library....
LawGurl-Dax commented on Eleven8's blog post Floyd Mayweather's Old Girl And New Girl Get Into An Instagram War
BadCookie22 liked OfficialGroupie's blog post Finding A Sugar Daddy.....Become A Goal Digger
LawGurl-Dax commented on Eleven8's blog post Lauren London Opens Up About Being One Of Lil Wayne's Baby Mamas
LawGurl-Dax commented on Eleven8's blog post NBA Draft Hopeful Refused To Give San Antonio Spurs His Cell Number© 2013 Created by Baller Alert.
You need to be a member of Baller Alert.com to add comments!
Join Baller Alert.com