And Now For Some Words From Tiki Barber's Low-Class Bimbo...

Meet Traci Lynn Johnson, the jump off that Tiki Barber left his wife (who was pregnant with twins) for. Cute, huh? Well cute as she may be she is definitely the dumbest s*** for brains I have ever encountered. Out of all the nonsense she was rambling about in her latest interview with Maxim Mag, the only thing I could deduce is that she's plastic, her blood alcohol level is the same as her IQ, and she has a thing for Carmelo Anthony. Lala, watch your man.

 

Some excerpts from Maxim:

 

Where do you get hit on most often?
When I’m with my two dogs in Central Park. Every guy wants to know their names and how old they are. Then they want to talk to the 5'10" platinum blonde in high heels walking them.

(Eleven8's Thoughts: How wack do you have to be that a guy notices your two dogs before he sees you. Hoe have several seats. This interview was done before it started.)

 

Where would you go on your ideal first date?
A Mexican restaurant. We’d have tacos, enchiladas, and enough salsa to kill someone. And we’d wash it down with tequila and go out dancing. I’m a terrible dancer, but with enough tequila in me, I’ll do anything.

Is that where you went with Tiki?
No, we went to McDonald’s. I was starving and about to flip into b**** mode, so we stopped there. It was a match made in Happy Meals.

(Eleven8's Thoughts: Ironic that you like Happy Meals, since you're obviously a couple of fries short of one.)

 

You’re not a sports fan?
I love basketball. Tiki knows Carmelo Anthony is my favorite New York athlete. We sat with him at an event, and Tiki told him, “She will leave me for you in a heartbeat.” I was so embarrassed.

(Eleven8's Thoughts: If Carmelo ever...and I mean EVER even so much as breathed in this trollop's direction I would join Lala in beating the breaks off his ass. Do you hear me? I would help her castrate him and throw his goods in the Hudson River. Don't even wink at this dumb wench Melo!)

 

How many (tequila shots) do you have in one sitting?
Six, if I have enough limes. Enough tequila can turn any bad date into a great night.

 

So Tiki can hold his liquor. What else don’t we know about him?
Other than the fact that he likes to walk around the house naked?

(Eleven8's Thoughts: *throws Macbook* I'm done....)

 

 

Look, I don't know what it is about these dumb ballers and their even dumber girlfriends but I couldn't even stomach going through half of this interview. This broad is two credits away from the special class and she's only getting dumber by the Tequila shot! THIS is who you left your wife for Tiki? HER? Like, you couldn't do better? Blah! She'll be gone in a few months, especially when those child support payments start rolling in. That's what dumb birds do! 

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Comment by Ms. Ashley Banks on September 11, 2011 at 1:44pm
Tiki chose her because of the "qualities" she's displaying in this interview. I guaranteed you he gave her the go-ahead to do this and is probably loving it. Like a lot of men going through a mid-life crisis, he thinks his sidepiece is free-spirited. Notoriety is better than nothing, because no one is giving his hokey ass any attention.
Comment by Size 2 Prez Wheelies ya dig on September 12, 2011 at 10:07pm

You hoes need to calm down. First of all, homegirl snagged a highly competitive internship (which led to meeting Tiki) so she can't be that dumb. Second of all, its Maxim so how do you expect her to answer? With words of wisdom and quotes from Gandhi?

Now, do I think her looks got her the job as much as her resume? Probably. The Journalism world is big on women with brains and beauty unless you've been in the business for at least 20 years. But she had to beat out a lot of applicants to get that job so I wouldn't trip on her just yet.

What y'all bishes need to be doing is start taking notes. White girls play the game right. They meeting these brothers in internships and board meetings not hotel lobbys. Jus sayin

 

Comment by Size 2 Prez Wheelies ya dig on September 12, 2011 at 10:15pm

I agree which brings me to my next point ( I know you bishes were waiting) Older men love younger women but too many sistas tryna chase ballers that are young as hell (20s to mid 30s) F*** that. I say the older the better cause they almost always more into you then you are into them. Another thing white women do right. Case in point: Katie Holmes, Anna Nicole Smith, Playboy playmates (not that Hef checkin for sistas anyway) etc.

I'll be damned to date a baller whose my age. Too uncultured, silly, and most will have funds that dry out in 5 years. The ones still doing alright after 45 are GOLDEN. Jus sayin

Ms. Ashley Banks Like a lot of men going through a mid-life crisis, he thinks his sidepiece is free-spirited.



Comment by Eye Sum on September 13, 2011 at 2:31pm
trophies dont need brains. Just think about it, her dome game is to tight that she got Tiki to leave his pregnant wife for her. She is from money and will get the exposure she is looking for. After she get the implants she will be a sought after trophy.  She will leave Tiki soon so who's really dumb?
Comment by Hello Kitty on September 14, 2011 at 12:35pm

I hope she plays the f*** outta him like he played his wife.

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