Beware Of The Professional Homeboy

Only simple chicks fall for the Professional Homeboy but I wrote this blog so that we can all be aware of the warning signs.

 

The Professional Homeboy is really nothing more than a male groupie. He's a Hanger's On who gets his rocks off on being in the presence of actual celebrities. The problem with this is that from a distance, women may mistake him for being a celebrity too. You are the company you keep right? Wrong!

 

Ladies, don't be fooled. Some guys just like to live the life of a celebrity without ever having to do anything notable in their life. They like the glitz and glam without having to do any work. Professional Homeboys usually start one of two ways. 9 times out of 10 the Professional Homeboy has been friends with a Baller since before they are famous. They are one of the few that the Baller still trusts in his crazy life. The Baller keeps him around because it gives his life balance. He's good for the Baller in an emotional sense but can be a pain financially. See, the Professional Homeboy doesn't really have much of an occupation of his own. He lives off his Baller. The Profesional Homeboy has aspirations to be a rapper, producer and unlikely things but the only person he ever makes beats for is his Baller homie that he grew up with.

 

The Professional Homeboy is the one you'll see in the club's VIP doing the most ignorant things while his Baller homie is remaining low-key. The Professional Homeboy runs up a mean bar tab and puts on the biggest front for the groupies. You see, the Professional Homeboy LOVES groupies. He loves all of the left over women he gets that his Homie doesn't want. He loves meeting other celebrities that his Baller Homie introduces him to. He loves the life, but won't tell you that in reality he isn't sh-t.

 

This is what makes the Professional Homie dangerous. He has nothing to lose. He doesn't earn any of his money and he has an ego. Why not? He hangs out with celebs everyday, he thinks he's their equal. He's the type that gets his Baller Homie in a ton of trouble. He's the type that leads women on, thinking that they've snagged a baller when in reality they've only snagged a lackie. He promises the groupies they'll get to meet his celeb homie some day, but it's all really a ploy to get in her panties. Beware, he's a fraud!

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Tags: groupie, homeboy, male

Comment by SEASONED $PICE PINE NEEDLE on November 2, 2011 at 10:58am
...always name dropping.
Comment by Eleven8 on November 2, 2011 at 11:13am
@ Old Spice especially on Twitter and Facebook. Gotta ALWAYS tell you who they just saw and who they're hanging out with in VIP lol
Comment by nymoneychaser on November 2, 2011 at 11:43am
Yes they name drop and very over protective over their celeb friend. I'm cool with a few professional homeboys. One celeb friend of mine would give the professional homeboy money to take a cab home after events we were at because he didn't have a whip but inside the events the groupies probably thought he was the man cause he was right with him. lmao. So ladies don't be fooled, they live off of everything their celeb friend does. Its sad.
Comment by Denise on November 2, 2011 at 12:37pm
I love when they say...."Yeah, I'm just over here kicking it with FIRST & LAST Name".....I always look confused and say "who?" and walk away
Comment by PrettyPretty on November 2, 2011 at 6:14pm
I have a guy friend like that we went to college with all the same people and alot of them went to the Pros he makes hardly any money but he goes everywhere they go and they pay for his flight and accommodations smh your a grown ass man having another man paying for you what type of man are you....He calls me and tells me how the girls try and use him to hangout with his friends or stop calling after they find out he is just a regular guy hilarious. So I think sometimes the girls dont care they just trying to figure out how to get to the guys with money and the professional homeboy is just the go between
Comment by Sasha Dolla on November 3, 2011 at 1:22pm
Yes, and in most cases the professional homeboys are big ass haters too. Once they find out you have the eyes for their baller friend, or anyone other than them, they begin to throw salt. Oh and dont bring along a friend, who thinks she will be able to get close to the baller through him. HELL NO. They do not want to share the baller with anyone.They feel threatened by anyone trying to get close to the baller.  LMBO...
Comment by AllyNWonderland on November 3, 2011 at 7:30pm
I was feeling a n-gga before I knew who his Baller friend was...but I was mad suspect cause that n-gga named dropped like a b-tch and I would just look at him like "huh"???? Sooooo when I met the baller friend that's who I got close to....lol
Comment by The Philly Habesha Diva on June 23, 2013 at 10:38pm

Don't forget the professional homeboy could be the Baller's family too!

Comment by PrettyYoungThang on June 24, 2013 at 5:05pm

DO BOY!!!

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