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It's Obvious You Ain't Never Had Ish...
When you take someone out of the hood and give them a little money their attitude begins to change. We all know someone like this and this is when we say "It's clear you ain't never had sh-t".
People who've never had anything are easily impressed by the simple things in life. They tend to brag over these simple pleasures as well. We on the outside don't quite get it because to us, these moves are minor. You see, we're a little more used to having and doing sh-t. We don't feel the need to spend our money frivolously because we understand ways to invest and double that money. We don't have to talk about traveling to exotic islands because, well, we do that all the time. I don't tell you every time I go to the bathroom do I?
They'll be the first ones to talk down on you because you're not making the moves they're making, no matter how minor. They assume that just because they aren't used to it no one else is used to it either. Those who have never had anything in life end up being very annoying. They are easy to spot if you just pay attention. Everything is about how great their life is and how if you're not doing what they're doing you're not living. They will be the first ones to spend their last to uphold an image they they probably can't afford to uphold. Living beyond their means is something that people who ain't never had sh-t do.
It would be incorrect to call this person "New Money" because they don't have nearly as much money as they'd like you to believe. They work regular 9 to 5 jobs and just happen to be making a few dollars more per hour than they were making this time last year. It's not like they came up on some large lump sum of money.They're an average Joe like you and I, they just find ways to make themselves feel better by making you feel like trash.
Well here's to you Mr & Mrs "Ain't Never Had Sh-t". I hope you enjoy all the things you can experience now that you never got to experience before. Too bad you're too late, we already did that.
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Comment by Honeycoated on March 26, 2012 at 9:39am
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Comment by BabyBallerCheeks on March 26, 2012 at 9:46am -
This goes out to the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
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Comment by Baller Alert on March 26, 2012 at 9:48am -
@honeycoated LMAOOOO I see too
And this blog is so true.. LOL
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Comment by PrettyPretty on March 26, 2012 at 10:48am -
I know a guy who does this he is so annoying...He's all like yeah I went to the bball game and paid 800$ im like thats not alot he like my wife shops coach and blah blah blah im like my daughter 3yr old I buy her coach bags gtfoh always trying to brag you doing minor stuff I swear I wanna bring him round some of my friends so he can see how short his money really is...
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Comment by MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! on March 26, 2012 at 10:50am -
lmao...but its true. someone I know put a post on facebook talking about "Hey, where does a nice, rich young lady like myself hang out in the city" - or something like that - I was like woow, really???
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Comment by Noisy Girl on March 26, 2012 at 1:14pm -
***People who've never had anything are easily impressed by the simple things in life.
*** The key to life is enjoying the simple things so I'm going to disagree w/ your statement. But overall interesting read. Marlo of Real Housewives of Atl is very guilty of boasting. I have tons of coworkers who do the same. UGH.
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Comment by Ms. Ashley Banks on March 26, 2012 at 1:20pm -
@BabyBallerCheeks: this goes to the women on ALL of the Bravo shows. Dana on Beverly Hills, The Guidices on NJ, ugh. Now NeNe and Marlo are the poster children for this kind of behavior, and the women on Basketball Wives and Football wives.
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Comment by Sheli on March 26, 2012 at 1:42pm -
***holding stomach laughing, gasping for air***Let me go have a seat in the SHADE, daydream about a vacation, while I catch my breath!!
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Comment by tnlady on March 26, 2012 at 2:39pm -
Shout out to all the ballers, the amber roses, & youtube rappers I follow on twitter. this blog is for you. haha.
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Comment by Eleven8 on March 26, 2012 at 4:37pm -
@Noisy Girl
Being easily impressed by simple things and enjoying simple things are two different things.
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