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I did not wake up this morning to hear Uncle Brian sing about my p**** in falsetto, but alas! In a song called "If You're Ready To Learn" off of a forthcoming adult mixtape project Brian McKnight uses his sultry voice to sing an ode to the wonders of your vagina. Click below and listen, if you're ready to learn.
Name one thing Brian McKnight could teach you about your p****...
Comment by Baller Alert on April 24, 2012 at 9:28am Whoa Brian... lol
Comment by Sheli on April 24, 2012 at 9:30am Is this song safe for work?
Comment by Eleven8 on April 24, 2012 at 9:32am With Headphones On @Sheli
Comment by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on April 24, 2012 at 9:33am LMAO, hey DJ/goldfinger r u co-signing this??? hahaha
I'll write a song about how to use your d*** and how to eat cooch. BRB
Comment by Siren on April 24, 2012 at 9:38am I can't stand him he is such a cornball. I have had two run ins with him and he was a grade A a****** both times. He is the poster child for a b**** ass
Comment by Phoenix on April 24, 2012 at 9:39am Brian says he still knows wtf he's doin! lol
Comment by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on April 24, 2012 at 9:49am Oh Siren! Do tell :)
Comment by Siren on April 24, 2012 at 9:58am @Old Spice nothing really to tell. I would not touch Brian with a Ten Foot Pole he has always reminded me of a Sharpei dog. My BFF LOVES him used to go to every concert etc. I ran into him here in NYC asked him to please say hello or take a pic he was standing outside of a hotel by himself and acted like he was Michael Jackson or some ish...he was not even hot like that at the time. THEN one of my exes and I were coming back from hawaii had a layover in LA we were boarding our flight this fool wanted to play airline security and put his arm in front of me and say"Only first class is boarding" NO S*** A****** that's why we are getting on the plane. He is a clown and he is singing this song because he acts like he has one. LOL
Comment by Monica Amazing on April 24, 2012 at 10:40am What in the geriatric hell was this old washed up has been thinking?
DIRTY OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW!
Comment by Sheli on April 24, 2012 at 12:22pm I'm slightly disturbed by this. He sounds like he's trying to coerce some young girl into something she shouldn't do. I understand where he thought he was going, BUT nope, I don't wanna learn, not from Professor Keith Brooks
SN: I hate when people with out certain equipment try to instruct others on how to use it.
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