Brian McKnight Wants To Teach You How Your Pu**y Works

I did not wake up this morning to hear Uncle Brian sing about my p**** in falsetto, but alas! In a song called "If You're Ready To Learn" off of a forthcoming adult mixtape project Brian McKnight uses his sultry voice to sing an ode to the wonders of your vagina. Click below and listen, if you're ready to learn.

Name one thing Brian McKnight could teach you about your p****...

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Comment by AllyNWonderland on April 24, 2012 at 12:27pm
Damn Siren really???? But on another note, ain't he dating some Asian chick?? I heard they have sideways p**** o_0
Comment by Siren on April 24, 2012 at 12:31pm

Ally he is an a****** i wouldn't piss onhim if he was on fire... And not only that he used to be a wife beater. and ummm WTH is sideways p*ssy?

Comment by Tracy on April 24, 2012 at 12:42pm

Ally dont you DARE tell anybody else that, ok?

 

BM needs to stay in his lane, this is not his forte'.

Comment by Chauncey on April 24, 2012 at 12:53pm

It is just ashamed that a voice so beautiful can sing something soooooo ugly. I realized he said "adult" but even that is a lil tooo grown up for me hell I'm 33. Hopefully his facebook friends, fans, family, someone will tell him that is NOT what's up!!!!

Comment by paperchaser on April 24, 2012 at 6:49pm

why yall going in on uncle brian  lmao

Comment by TheLadyJosephine on April 24, 2012 at 8:39pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOL..I !CAN! NOT!!

What was he thinking?  Juicy must have him going crazy cause he has lost his ever loving mind.

Comment by goldfinger on April 25, 2012 at 5:04am

lol...i can't click play....'how your p**** works'?????

Comment by Miss Ceiba on April 25, 2012 at 11:59am

@Sheli, co-signing! This song disturbs my soul to it core. I need an ear bleaching after listening to that mess.

Comment by TawnBaby on April 25, 2012 at 5:01pm

i heard this was a spoof song...i hope it is

Comment by glamazon on April 25, 2012 at 5:18pm

Look past the lyrics for a second, doesn't he sound GOOD though??  ._.

LMAO. It is a spoof song, Tawny.

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