Ballers In Search Of A Beard, Would You Take The Job?

** Pic just used as a reference. Anderson Cooper has no interest in a beard **


Everyone knows or has least speculated that the entertainment industry and sports industry is filled with homosexual men. Unfortunately, these industries aren't completely welcoming of this sexuality preference therefore men have got to hide their true selves in the shadows. This is where they become desperate to dispel rumors by hiring Beards. a Beard is a woman who pretends to be a man's girlfriend or wife, as a cover-up for his true sexuality. Women marry gay men all the time. Could it be possible that maybe they knew from the beginning?

  

Think of some of the men in Entertainment and Sports that you speculate may be a little on the sweet side. Now think about how many women they have been linked to. Sometimes they seem to be the ones who have the most ladies. Would you consider being a beard? Let's think about a few of the pro's and possible cons.

 

 

PROS:

- Great Benefits -if you're a beard for the right celebrity, you too will become a celebrity without having to do anything but be seen with a man. Use the relationship in your favor.

 

- Great Pay -All beards get an allowance and if they're not, they're doing it wrong. You're getting paid to keep the secret. Whether it's money, cars, or some new clothes you will certainly be getting something out of the deal.  

 

- Great Experience -Expensive restaurants and vacations are just a few of the things you get to experience when you sign up for a job as a Beard. Things that you may never have gotten to see before are all being made available to you. Can't complain about that.

 

 

CONS:

- Unexpected Layoffs -As a beard, your job is very rarely a permanent one. The minute your "boss" decides that he wants to come out, or even worse, find a new beard, your job is done. Say good bye to the benefits, pay and great experiences!

 

- Privacy Policy - No one cares about your privacy and you have to care about his. The media is vicious. If they suspect a man is gay, they are going to dig up all kinds of dirt on him which subsequently could mean digging up dirt on you. They will follow him around like vultures. They will attack. With that said, should you leave the assignment early, if your boss is smart he's put you on a confidentiality agreement and your shot at writing a multi-million dollar tell-all is out the window. You went through all of that for NOTHING!

 

- Bad Health Benefits - Depending on how real you want to keep it, you may possibly be putting your health at risk. AIDS is real and you never know who has it. If your boss has a man or two on the side, you never know what you're getting into.

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Comment by Love is a Losing Game on May 7, 2012 at 11:34am

If I were hired to be a beard, I would simply refrain from sex as part of the deal. Then, the only thing I'd have to worry about is an unexpected lay off. I'd make sure to have a plan, and stick to it, which would include saving large sums of money, and establishing my own contacts.

Comment by Tone on May 7, 2012 at 12:16pm

This makes no sense because those guys are not going to tell anyone they are gay. why would they hire someone they would just lie to a woman and make her live as his girlfriend

Comment by Eleven8 on May 7, 2012 at 12:21pm

@Tone they do it all the time. Don't ask why, ask why not.

Comment by Tone on May 7, 2012 at 12:37pm

Who are some of them? they need to be called out

Comment by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on May 7, 2012 at 12:39pm

I'd take the job and have retirement plan built into the confidentially agreement. Period. This is easy money if you are serious about your money.

Comment by Empowered Woman aka $picey on May 7, 2012 at 12:40pm

SMH @ Tone. Do you understand how this world works??? If you knew half the things that are 'covered' up and the 'pillars of the community' that are involved it would shatter your faith in humanity. Then again you're Tone.


The public ones that are already out there: Rock Hudson, George Michael etc.

Comment by Empowered Woman aka $picey on May 7, 2012 at 12:43pm

@Tone, you can't call them out until they are 'ready' to come out.


@CC, right behind you lol, wuz gonna ask eleven8 if she's looking for 'candidates' lol
Comment by mavsbabe41 on May 7, 2012 at 12:48pm

Yes, I definitely would sign up and sex will not be a part of the agreement. It truly is easy money! 

Comment by Tone on May 7, 2012 at 1:04pm

@spice I don't place faith in man never have never will they will always disappoint you.  Hollywood is a place that has no rules anything goes.

Comment by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on May 7, 2012 at 2:11pm

Not just hollyweird honey. That beard ish goes on a lot of places. *sits here rocking and humming*

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