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Ladies, What Do Your Panties Say About You?
Don't let the title alarm you. I was having a discussion with some of my Twitter followers about women and their choice of underwear. I think that when a women intends to sleep with a man she is going to choose her underwear accordingly. Here's a short blog to let the guys in on the secret under her clothes
1) If you take off her clothes and the panties and bra match, she was intent on sleeping with you. Now, I can't speak for every female, some females are just very particular, but many of us may buy our underwear as a set but after the first few times we will seldom wear them that way. That is, of course, unless we are planning on having someone see them. Fellas, if you're with a woman, things are getting steamy and you take off her clothes to see her bra and panties are a matching set.....all systems are go!
2) Lace is for show.Fellas, don't be fooled by the lace boy short anymore. Back in the day if a young lady was rocking boy shorts, let alone lace ones, she was armed and dangerous. These days every chick is doing it to appear dangerous. It's all an act and for show.
3) If they're pink, she's probably immature. If you're undressing a girl and her underwear are pink or dawn the face of a cartoon character, it's a safe bet that she is immature and you want to proceed with caution. Immature women are likely to get jealous easy, fall in love fast or just not know how to approach being a one night stand. Be careful with this one fellas.
4) Missing in action means she's ready for action. Fellas, if you pull down her pants and her panties are M.I.A, know that you have a live one on your hands. A chick with no panties is probably ready for whatever, doesn't want to risk walking out your house with wet panties, or left them at another guys place.
5) If they're red, she watches a lot of television. Chicks in red can probably be described as the type that are into ridiculously romantic movies and dreaming about some Fabio looking character showing up to fix their broken toilet but ending up becoming the love of their life. They're deep in to romance. Not too daring, but definitely trying to catch his eye the first time around.
6) Dressed in all black, she plays it safe.If you notice that your girl's underwear are all black ALL the time, know that she plays it safe! She doesn't want to risk not matching in the event that something may go down, yet wants to keep it slightly on the sexy side. Girls who rock the all black look are the type to think about the "what ifs" in life. They leave no stone unturned. Anything is a possibility.
7) Don't match? You must detach. If you're smashing a girl and you two are not in a committed relationship, definitely question her if her panties and bra never match. I don't mean they don't come in a set or they're not the same color. I mean if her panties are lime green plaid and her bra is red and polka dot. Everyday is laundry day for this chick. Either she doesn't care about her, or she doesn't care about you. Figure out which is the case!
So ladies, what do your undergarments say about you. Feel free to tell the fellas what you're wearing too!
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Comment by University of Smitty on June 21, 2012 at 2:20pm -
@ddd Yes.... black white and nude. Every once in a while they'll some out with some new 'limited edition' color...lol I lucked up and caught that sale ONCE so now I have a burgundy one, too
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Comment by AllyNWonderland on June 21, 2012 at 2:24pm -
VS Pink collection fills my two top drawers....my bras are all black, or nude and i own a lot of sport bras as well!!!!! soooo um yea...lol OH and the no panties thing...well I go commando quite a bit as well lol so I don't know what category I fall under
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Comment by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on June 21, 2012 at 3:13pm -
LOL Black all the time so they always match. YCJM! lol
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Comment by BlkButtafly on June 21, 2012 at 3:36pm -
"Don't match? You must detach!" hahaha I literally LOLed on that one
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Comment by Ms. BoiBye on June 21, 2012 at 3:38pm -
It is 100 degrees today. Too hot to be trying to match panties and bra or even were them, LOL.
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Comment by Jae Nei on June 21, 2012 at 4:07pm -
@DdoubleD
Trust me, you d not have to settle for those basic colors. I've been in the BCC since age 16. You just have to know where to find bras that fit, support, AND look cute/nice/appealing. Try the Cacique brand. They're really good.
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Comment by DdoubleD on June 21, 2012 at 4:12pm -
@Jae thanks for the tip. Where can I find that brand? What do you do for sports bras??
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Comment by livelife25 on June 21, 2012 at 5:39pm -
my underwear rarely matches. if i'm wearing say blue panties, i may be wearing a green bra. i really don't care, as long as it's clean. i do try to coordinate if i know i'm going to get some though. my staple undie is a lace thong. i buy them by the truckloads cause they are so damn comfy and cute.
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Comment by blackfujones on June 21, 2012 at 5:44pm -
lol...@dj
i was thinkin the same damn thing lol
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Comment by C.J. on June 21, 2012 at 5:53pm -
I don't wear panties because its uncomfortable. If I could get away with not wearing a bra I'd do that do. I hate underwear...but that don't mean I'm always ready..well let me take that back...cause if my crush came in the building ITS ON!!
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