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Climb The Ranks With A Military Baller

In the world of Ballers we must get ourselves out of the thinking that only Athletes are Ballers. In fact, not only rich men can be considered Ballers either. Ballers can be men with foreseeable high income. In this case, a Military man can become quite the Baller if you snag the right one.

The great thing about Military men is that they are quite the opposite of Athletes in terms of relationships. While most athletes would rather steer clear of committed relationships, a Military Baller actually prefers them. Now, I'm not saying he won't be a cheating dog, I'm just saying that he's likely to make you his girlfriend or his wife over an Athlete in the same age bracket.

Another awesome thing about being with a Military Man are the benefits. Although you won't pull up to the club in a brand new Rolls Royce, you can bet your bottom dollar that you'll have great health benefits, his education is paid for, you'll have free housing and awesome discounts at the PX. Another great thing is that men tend to stay in the military for a lot longer than they do in the sports world. With that said, by the time your Baller retires, your Military man could be surpassing him financially. If you're in it for the long haul, this could definitely work in your favor.

For now we're going to break down non officer pay grades

	*Cumulative Years of Service*
Grade	2 or less	Over 2	Over 3	Over 4	Over 6	Over 8	Over 10
E-8						3920.34	4093.62
E-7	2725.05	2974.27	3088.35	3239.31	3357.10	3559.21	3672.97
E-6	2357.10	2593.62	2708.00	2819.28	2935.22	3196.53	3298.51
E-5	2159.64	2304.40	2415.69	2529.76	2707.38	2893.68	3045.57
E-4	1979.85	2081.22	2194.05	2305.02	2403.29	2403.29	2403.29
E-3	1787.35	1899.88	2014.88	2014.88	2014.88	2014.88	2014.88
E-2	1699.63	1699.63	1699.63	1699.63	1699.63	1699.63	1699.63
E-1	1516.43	1516.43	1516.43	1516.43	1516.43	1516.43	1516.43

For those who aren't familiar with the E1-E8 Scale...

E-1 Private Private Airman Basic
E-2 Private Private First Class Airman
E-3 Private First Class Lance Corporal Airman First Class
E-4 Corporal
Specialist 4 Corporal Sergeant
Senior Airman
E-5 Sergeant
Specialist 5 Sergeant Staff Sergeant
E-6 Staff Sergeant
Specialist 6 Staff Sergeant Technical Sergeant
E-7 Sergeant First Class
Specialist 7 Gunnery Sergeant Master Sergeant
E-8 Master Sergeant
First Sergeant Master Sergeant
First Sergeant Senior Master Sergeant

From my experience I have not seen many single Military Officers. They are usually married and since cheating on their wife is a no-no, you will have to snag them early in their career if you want to get with them. As you can see, once you get past a Private and Corporal, depending on their job and years in service, a military man can provide pretty well for you, especially considering how much he already DOESN'T have to pay for.

Tips for snagging a Military Man are pretty simple. Military Men love to party. Since they don't get out much, they are usually found in every club and bar near a Military Base. Having a friend or family member in the military helps because you get direct access to the base. If you have a civilian job on base, that's even more access to Military Ballers. Military Guys are also a lot less superficial than Athletes. A Military Baller has absolutely nothing against a girl next door look. So, if you're the type of girl who's pretty but thinks maybe she is possibly a little too Plain Jane for an athlete, a Military man may be more your speed.

When dealing with a Military Baller, know that his location is not permanent. This is why most are so eager to settle down. When they find a good woman they have a connection with, they want to keep her. Showing that you are capable of riding with him throughout a long distance relationship will surely win him over and in no time, get you that ring and those health benefits!

*Random Note* Young Military Men can be whores. Again, since they're not used to seeing women in makeup and dresses they act like dogs in heat sometimes. Proceed with caution and stay strapped (condoms)

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Comment by BlkButtafly on January 4, 2013 at 12:27am: Ooooh can we talk about corporate next like hedge fund investors and commodity traders? I loves me sum a dem two ballers!

Comment by Robbie Nicole on January 4, 2013 at 6:10pm: ONLY GO FOR OFFICERS. Their wives are treated much better, as a military brat, i know because i have seen it. They are treated like royalty and why not go for the next Colin Powell, or General Petreas (scandal aside). Enlisted is a waste of time, and Officers are looking for wives. Perfect for the woman who does not want to work. Only downside is your career is to advance your husband, so ladies you have to have people skills and be able to hold intelligent conversation.

Comment by SoLuscious on January 4, 2013 at 6:31pm: Military ballers are great but ive dated 2...and theres something to be cautious of: miliatry men are under a lot of pressure and stress, especially during war time. There are things he cant/wont tell you because its classsified/confidential. The pressure can make some of them unstable to the point where they will snap on you and blame it on PTSD.

Comment by Dragon Slayer Puss on January 4, 2013 at 6:50pm: Yall already know how I feel about military men, but happy hunting! Let me ask this: why is it that most discharged men/vet have no money? It's like they ball only if they stay in. Once they get out-food stamps.

Comment by MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! on January 5, 2013 at 2:06am: @ Love because most are young and/or they only do 4 years. Some also dont take advantage of benefits being offered while still in or once they leave the service. With any job/position you have to try and better yourself while getting all you can get out of them because they def will get what they can out of you.

Comment by Ms. Ashley Banks on January 5, 2013 at 1:21pm: I come from a big military family and can kick myself for some of the hook ups I turned down. You can find divorced officers who are looking to remarry, but many of them are jerks. There are single, older officers out there, you have to act fast to catch them.

If you don't catch one while he's under 25, look for men between 28-33 who have gone back to school. Many will leave the service, or become a reservist, and go get a bachelor's degree. They will graduate and go back in with a higher rank and much better pay. Look for men working on nursing degrees or any type of medical certification but avoid the ones looking to become doctors. If the guy is in law school, 9 Times out of 10 he has a wife and a mistress among his coworkers. Men in my family are encouraging women under 35 with a degree to at least become a reservist to meet an officer. White girls have been doing this for years, black women and Latinas are finally catching on.

Future military doctors are straight up whores and probably have a fiance, one kid by a woman he's sleeping with, and several girlfriends. They will not have time for you or any children you have. It's a setup that works great for single moms wanting a second income without someone in your face 24/7. I've dated two military doctors and you might as well be single.