BALLER MAIL: N.O. SAINT HOLLIS THOMAS IS IN LOVE WITH SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


We had to google who this guy was...not sure if he is still in the league or not but after reading this letter we received through the tipline and finding the above picture we just had to post it.

Check out this guys infatuation with spongebob squarepants:

To Whom It May Concern: Hollis Thomas is a 34 year old, 13 year NFL veteran. He is stubborn, lovable, & friendly. He is your typical NFL baller… however; he has a fetish with Spongebob. This man is obsessed with Spongebob. He sleeps on Spongebob sheets, rocks a Spongebob medallion on his necklace, and watches Spongebob during sex. His room is chalked full of everything Spongebob, he references Spongebob during his conversations!!! I think he once he gets a hold of something he refuses to let it go… the only thing he has been releasing lately is his receding hairline. I would call him weird but even weirdos have a method to their madness. You can catch him coloring Spongebob pictures with felt markers or playing a Spongebob game on one of his many gaming consoles. He wears Spongebob underwear like they are the latest pair of Calvin Klein’s.

Now that is just weird....

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Tags: hollis, spongebob, squarepants, thomas

Comment by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on September 29, 2008 at 11:53pm
a 34 yr old man with a fetish for spongebob is borderline sick...
Comment by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on September 30, 2008 at 12:32am
just the thought of him watching spongebob while stroking is SICK & anyone who finds this fetish cute or sexy is just as strange as he is
Comment by Busy Signal aka $picey on September 30, 2008 at 12:39am
Dang, I see the Old Spice on the back there. I don't like that. LOL
I'm due for a name change. :)
Comment by Siren on September 30, 2008 at 9:06am
OMG ewww gross he needs his butt beat!
Comment by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on September 30, 2008 at 9:19am
PEDOPHILE!!!! EEWWWW...something's very off about this
Comment by lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com on September 30, 2008 at 9:52am
OH GOSH...*walks out of thread*
Comment by Trina on September 30, 2008 at 12:06pm
Yes thomas ass will sit in tha club wit a bottle of mo in his hand and have a full conversation about sponge bob! I hate spongebob I think he is gay him and patrick! Lol
Comment by Siren on September 30, 2008 at 12:13pm
I am dead at this whole thread...None of his boys beat his ass yet????? I bet nobody is sending their kids to his house for a sleepover....SMH grown ass big ole man in that juvenile sissy ish! Ughhh
Comment by OUT OF CONTROL on September 30, 2008 at 12:16pm
OMG! Lost for words...
Comment by Baller Alert on September 30, 2008 at 12:26pm
Did anyone peep the chain?

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