BALLER MAIL: N.O. SAINT HOLLIS THOMAS IS IN LOVE WITH SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
We had to google who this guy was...not sure if he is still in the league or not but after reading this letter we received through the tipline and finding the above picture we just had to post it.
Check out this guys infatuation with spongebob squarepants:
To Whom It May Concern: Hollis Thomas is a 34 year old, 13 year NFL veteran. He is stubborn, lovable, & friendly. He is your typical NFL baller… however; he has a fetish with Spongebob. This man is obsessed with Spongebob. He sleeps on Spongebob sheets, rocks a Spongebob medallion on his necklace, and watches Spongebob during sex. His room is chalked full of everything Spongebob, he references Spongebob during his conversations!!! I think he once he gets a hold of something he refuses to let it go… the only thing he has been releasing lately is his receding hairline. I would call him weird but even weirdos have a method to their madness. You can catch him coloring Spongebob pictures with felt markers or playing a Spongebob game on one of his many gaming consoles. He wears Spongebob underwear like they are the latest pair of Calvin Klein’s.
Now that is just weird....
Tags: hollis, spongebob, squarepants, thomas
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Comment by hello_kitty_whore on October 18, 2009 at 12:20am - Do they make SB draws that big....really *blinks*
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Comment by B!tchPuddin' on October 18, 2009 at 10:11am -
PATRICK IS FLATTERED LMAO!
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Comment by Ms. KissyFace on October 18, 2009 at 11:23pm - I am not gonna judge. I am sometimes a big kid too. But how many balleralert members love Hello kitty? I know I do. I have a two pieces of Hello Kitty jewelry, house shoes and a cellphone charm :). I actually like Spongebob. He is a sweet and funny character. If it was a more macho character like Superman,Spider-man or Batman would he get a pass? I am thinking maybe Spongebob is one of the few things that brings him to his happy place.He might have had a very unhappy and hard childhood and he is trying to get over it. But during sex that is a bit much.
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Comment by Ms. KissyFace on October 18, 2009 at 11:31pm
- Whoever wrote the letter sounds Mad as hell. Spurned much? That has to be an ex-somebody out for blood. There is a difference between a fetish and obsession. A fetish is sexual while an obsession usually isn't and is sometimes linked to obsessive compulsive disorder.
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