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The "Low Exposure" Groupie

What is a “low exposure” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a low exposure groupie is a “nobody” who lands a super baller. The person can be female or male and is real undercover. These people have never been heard of before they landed their super baller. When the public learns about the super ballers’ mates, we all say…“Who is she/he?” and “Where did she/he come from?” Basically, who the f*** is that? The public has never seen or heard of these people. They are very low-key. They seem like the “girl/guy next door” type. In other words, they are “plain janes/joes”. They appear to be very down to earth, quiet, keeps to themselves, camera shy, not flashy, non-materialistic, and have the “behind the scenes” personality. They can be attractive but this is not always the case.

The low exposure groupie is hard to identify because they really do mind their business. They are overlooked and underestimated by many because they are so quiet and appear to not be interested in snatching a baller. If you see them out, you would never suspect them. They are just chillin. There is nothing extraordinary about them. They are not super successful. They may be a maid, babysitter, stylist, interior decorator, bartender, real estate agent, or assistant director of a movie or video shoot, to name a few. They usually meet their ballers at their place of work, charity events, through mutual friends, etc. They rarely meet their mates in the clubs.

So how does the low exposure groupie land a super baller? Well, the super baller doesn’t suspect them because of the “girl/guy next door” appeal. The super ballers are intrigued by the low exposure groupie because....

1. they are not starstruck and treats them like a normal person,
2. they are interested in getting to know them for who they are and is not interesting in their money, success, or status, and
3. they are sincere, true, and loyal.

The main thing that attracts the super baller to the exposure groupie is the fact that they are the opposite of who they are and they give them what they have been missing or looking for. Super ballers can buy and have anything they want but they can’t buy a good conversation, personality, and compatible companionship, which is what the low exposure groupie provides.

The following are low exposure groupies that have landed them a super baller…

Michael Jordan’s girlfriend
Tiger Woods’ wife
Halle Berry’s baby daddy
Matt Damon’s wife
Mel Gibson’s girlfriend/baby mother
Stedman

So folks, there can be something learned from the low exposure groupie. It’s cool to be low-key (i.e. shut the f*** up). You don’t have to be all up in the business and making noise to land a baller. The quiet ones can get snatched up.

Tags: exposure, groupie, low

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Comment by FrostBiteMe on April 27, 2012 at 4:48pm: Haha this is me only the "act" is real. I don't care that he is ballin because I never expect to be the type to snag him. I'm not flashy, cannot maintain a faux demeanor and I'm a bit shy.

But somehow I do manage to capture the attention of the ballers and I've been perplexed as to why! So thanks for the post, you just answered this lingering question.

Comment by mariedime on February 1, 2013 at 12:05pm: Ok so i'm in ny ...and I haven't seen a baller yet sheesh

Comment by nymoneychaser on February 1, 2013 at 1:40pm: This is me all day! lol and it works too. Its how I got my baller.

Comment by Future Socialite on February 1, 2013 at 2:11pm: So I guess everybody is a low exposure groupie now? Lol. For a lot of people, this is really their personalities.

Comment by Veronica Thompson on February 1, 2013 at 2:17pm: This article just gave high exposure groupies a new label. Now they will just lie and claim to be "low exposure" lol....

Comment by nymoneychaser on February 4, 2013 at 3:43pm: @Future Socialite I can't speak for everyone else but I know what I do and what I say. And as far as they (my two ballers) they think I don't know anything about basketball, football etc only the things that I learned from them from the discussions we have had and from us watching espn . From the last guy I was dating (who was in entertainer) I learned many things. He told me that I knew too much about his lifestyle and knew too many other people in the industry. He explained that most men that are in the lime light don't want a chick that everyone knows and that is cool with everyone (Can't help that I have an out going personality, but whatever). They want a low key female. Me and this person are still cool but it took him to point out certain s*** for me to realize I knew to act oblivous to certain things. I always treat my baller(s) as a normal person and curse them out when need be and they respect me because people are usually afraid to say certain things to them. But not me. Basically I just act regular.

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