The BA Academy: The "Low Exposure" Groupie


What is a “low exposure” groupie you may ask? According to OfficialGroupie, a low exposure groupie is a “nobody” who lands a super baller. The person can be female or male and is real undercover. These people have never been heard of before they landed their super baller. When the public learns about the super ballers’ mates, we all say…“Who is she/he?” and “Where did she/he come from?” Basically, who the f*** is that? The public has never seen or heard of these people. They are very low-key. They seem like the “girl/guy next door” type. In other words, they are “plain janes/joes”. They appear to be very down to earth, quiet, keeps to themselves, camera shy, not flashy, non-materialistic, and have the “behind the scenes” personality. They can be attractive but this is not always the case.

The low exposure groupie is hard to identify because they really do mind their business. They are overlooked and underestimated by many because they are so quiet and appear to not be interested in snatching a baller. If you see them out, you would never suspect them. They are just chillin. There is nothing extraordinary about them. They are not super successful. They may be a maid, babysitter, stylist, interior decorator, bartender, real estate agent, or assistant director of a movie or video shoot, to name a few. They usually meet their ballers at their place of work, charity events, through mutual friends, etc. They rarely meet their mates in the clubs.

So how does the low exposure groupie land a super baller? Well, the super baller doesn’t suspect them because of the “girl/guy next door” appeal. The super ballers are intrigued by the low exposure groupie because....

1. they are not starstruck and treats them like a normal person,
2. they are interested in getting to know them for who they are and is not interesting in their money, success, or status, and
3. they are sincere, true, and loyal.

The main thing that attracts the super baller to the exposure groupie is the fact that they are the opposite of who they are and they give them what they have been missing or looking for. Super ballers can buy and have anything they want but they can’t buy a good conversation, personality, and compatible companionship, which is what the low exposure groupie provides.

The following are low exposure groupies that have landed them a super baller…

Michael Jordan’s girlfriend
Tiger Woods’ wife
Halle Berry’s baby daddy
Matt Damon’s wife
Mel Gibson’s girlfriend/baby mother
Stedman

So folks, there can be something learned from the low exposure groupie. It’s cool to be low-key (i.e. shut the f*** up). You don’t have to be all up in the business and making noise to land a baller. The quiet ones can get snatched up.

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Comment by Roman Revenge on January 13, 2011 at 11:13am
I thought of Savannah when I read this. Love how low key and normal she is (sometimes too damn plain jane) but I'm sure she's loyal and has a cool personality and that's what keeps Lebron interested.

If I had to consider myself a groupie (okay I'm on baller alert so I probably should) then I'd def be a low key groupie. I'm not with spreading the business and being flashy
Comment by AKa maddie on January 13, 2011 at 11:47am
Michael Jordan’s girlfriend (she was a model and was in the euro tabloids for being one of the Iglesias brother's fiance) he can do better he's Jordan christ.
Tiger Woods’ wife (part time model and nanny)
Halle Berry’s bd (model)

Matt Damon’s wife (model)  and Matthew Mccoughney whatever his last name is who is just like matt damon to me fug (to me) his wife is the same as Matt Damon's...
Mel Gibson’s girlfriend/baby mother (she says she was a famous singer in Europe)
Stedman OK granted , Oprah would not fall for anybody's garbage he is a great man!
Comment by Lil BIT (Ballerette In Training) on January 13, 2011 at 1:00pm
Matt's wife is my chick...I heart her, because she truly was a basic chick and hit the jackpot...cuz me loveys some Dame...wooo eee...LOL sorry I just had to share, I'm in a giddy mood today y'all please excuse me...
Comment by Lil BIT (Ballerette In Training) on January 13, 2011 at 1:06pm
Maddie, where do you get this... Matt Damon's wife Luciana (Luci) was a bartender...that's how they met...in a bar... she was not a model and has nothing to do with Matt McConaughey's BM was a semi model, just starting out in the biz, but they met on the beach...Wow...they tell their stories alot so I'm not certain how you're so mistaken...but okay...NP Hugs
Comment by Lil BIT (Ballerette In Training) on January 13, 2011 at 1:08pm
*My oops, I meant Luci has nothing to do with MC...His BM was a semi Model, she was just starting out in the biz...
Comment by LALA Vasquez on January 13, 2011 at 2:13pm
lol me all over. lmao
Comment by AKa maddie on January 13, 2011 at 7:19pm
ANON poster (not stating the screen name)   I'm just saying you are not attractive (nicely put) and favor a man please this is the 2nd time responding to me..say your piece please ignore me. I don't want to humiliate myself with stupid, angry rantings again. The 'hugs' ,'huggies' is what causes me to even state this. I cannot ignore it...ignore button? *exits topic for life*
Comment by Lil BIT (Ballerette In Training) on January 16, 2011 at 4:09pm
Wow Really...Ok, I was trying to be nice...but I see you want drama, but I'm not going there with you...I will say this...that picture is me, I'm not hiding behind an avi telling someone they look like a man...Bwaahhhahaha...don't be upset because you got your s*** twisted...read about it before you write about it...Stupid...Never...I have not one...but two degrees...stupid is far from what I am...angry?? At what...You can't formulate a coherent sentence to save your life...and when you do post...you s*** is just PLAIN WRONG...yes, its the second time I had to correct your dumbass on basic s***... so I can imagine the lies you make up on a regular...You can't see me Ma... so tell em why you mad!!! Cyber Gangsta...Deuces!!!
Comment by FrostBiteMe on April 27, 2012 at 4:48pm

Haha this is me only the "act" is real. I don't care that he is ballin because I never expect to be the type to snag him. I'm not flashy, cannot maintain a faux demeanor and I'm a bit shy.

But somehow I do manage to capture the attention of the ballers and I've been perplexed as to why! So thanks for the post, you just answered this lingering question.

Comment by mariedime on February 1, 2013 at 12:05pm
Ok so i'm in ny ...and I haven't seen a baller yet sheesh

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