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SEX TIPS FROM MARVIN - 4AM IN THE MORNING CALL


For the men:

It’s 4 o’clock in the morning and you’re awaken by the ringing or vibration of your phone. Blurry eyed, you clumsily reach for your phone on your nightstand. It’s a text message and it reads: “Are you up? :-)”. If you weren’t before, you are now. You reply: “Yea, what’s up?”. Meanwhile, you head to the bathroom to pee as you wait for her response. Another text comes in and the conversation ensues as followed:

Her: I just left Grass and I’m on my way home.
You: How was it?
Her: It was fun. It was my homeboy Dyck’s birthday. I drank so much champagne. I’m so tipsy but I’m not sleepy.
You: That’s wassup. I can’t believe I missed it.
Her: What are you doing?
You: You if you let me. Lol
Her: I just might let you. Are you going to come?
You: I’m going be there in 15.
Her: Okay, I’m going to shower. Call me when you get to the gate.

Half awake, you head to the shower. Tonight, the shoe is on the other foot. This time around, it’s not you who is drunk texting trying to fulfill your jones after a good party. Tonight, you are her booty call. You’re lucky but you can turn this opportunity to become her “emergency dick in the glass”.

What Lola Wants…
First thing you want to understand is that you have won half the battle. She wants you. A significant part of her enjoying the sex and ultimately having an orgasm is wanting you. She’s a woman and has infinite list of people she can call to satisfy her “wants”, girl or guy, but she chose you. Not to add any pressure, but she is expecting to have great sex.

The Pre-Game…
Fact is: She caught you off guard. You were asleep dreaming of what would of happen if you went to the NBA. You have to get ready for game time. First things first, do some push-ups and some jumping jacks. This will get your blood flowing. You don’t have to do a full-blown workout, 20 reps will be fine. Next, you want to take a cold shower. The cold water will awaken your senses. It would be like you never slept. While in the shower, be sure to get rid of the ever so embarrassing first nut. That first nut is notorious for arriving to the party when the doors first open so you want to make sure he’s not invited to the party. Also, do not drink anything other than water. Red Bull only gives you wings on the commercials.

Mind Blowing…
There’s an aspect of sex that women have mastered that men often neglect which is the importance of seducing the mind. She will use her speech, body language, and image to drive you crazy. You must know that she is going to be dressed in one of three things; lingerie, t-shirt and panties, or towel. Depending on what she’s wearing will tell you what kind of mood she’s in. We’ll touch on that subject a little bit later. For now, get in her head a bit more. Let her know that you are on the way and ask her what she likes. If she went out, ask her about what she was wearing. Ask her if she was wearing any underwear when she was out. She’ll be enjoying this because women like to be the center of attention. Also, you’ll be giving her something to do while she waits for you.

The Perfect Touch…
Women loves a man who can make a decision. It’s one of the aspects of confidence. She chose you tonight so show her that she made the right choice. Be observant. Did she light candles? Is essence burning? Are all the lights out? Most importantly, pay attention to what she is wearing. It’s probably going to be one of three things as was mentioned earlier; lingerie, t-shirt and panties, or towel. There’s a way to handle her depending on what she is wearing.

::Lingerie::
She is feeling seductive. She wants you to make her feel sexy. You should be kissing her softly. Rubbing her arms. Put your hand behind her neck. Move from her lips, to her neck, then from her neck to her collarbone. Let her undress you. Undress her. Take your time. Believe me, she wants you to taste her. Do so and take your time. When you enter her, you’re going to want to start with long , deep, and slow strokes. Let her experience all of you. As she enjoys it, pick up the pace. Talk to her in a whisper. Tell her how good it feels to be in between her legs. As you feel you are about to cum, bring your strokes back to the slow, deep, and long ones in the beginning. Slide your arms underneath her and bring her close. At this point, you should be erupting together.

The Soundtrack >> The-Dream “Falsetto”

::T-shirt and panties::
She is feeling naughty and yet comfortable. She wants to feel “handled”. You are going to do just that. Grab her by the arms, not too hard. Push her up against the wall and start to kiss her intensely. Passionately. Grab her ass. When you’re ready, stop kissing her, and tell, don’t ask, tell her to take her panties off. As she does so, undress yourself. Grab her again, and this time, pick her up and let her slide onto your dick. If you need to, use the wall for leverage. The combination of you handling her and her being on you is going to drive her nuts. Use a bouncing motion to slide her up and down your dick. Keep a steady rhythm. If done correctly, you two will be making a “plopping” sound.

The Soundtrack >> Young Jeezy ft. Trey Songz “Take It There”

::The towel::
There is no time to waste. She didn’t waste time dressing up. She knows what she wants. Most of all, her swagger is on a “hundred thousand trillion” and she knows you want her. Most girls are self-conscious about their bodies and will typically not let you look at them, but she is not. She’s naked cause she feels like she’s that bad bitch. Explore her body. Kiss her lips. Suck on breasts. Lick on her stomach. You want to give her multiple sensations at once. Have her face the wall, and stand behind her. As you kiss her neck, one hand should be massaging her breasts and the other should be playing with her pussy (yes, we have to be a little vulgar because that’s what time it is). Kiss her down her back. When you reach down to her ass area, prop her back a little and start to eat her pussy from this position. It’s going to be good to her and she will push back against your face. You are going to want to keep your hands on her thighs to control how far she pushes back. Now, it’s time to enter her. Do so in the same position. Put one arm across her breasts as you give it to her. Think Monster’s Ball. Make her feel good.

The soundtrack >> Joi “Lick”

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Hotter Comment by Hotter on October 10, 2009 at 12:47pm
Well hawt damn then. Alright then Marvin.
Mimi Comment by Mimi on October 12, 2009 at 8:27pm
love this men really need to read this

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