I do? No, You Better!!

Its been a long time, since I left you, but I'm back! I have been watching the show Real Housewives of Atlanta marathon all day and it made me think of a few situations I have been in before similar to Kim's. This brings me to the topic of: "Messing with Married Men."

I know a lot of you do not agree with sleeping with married men, but they are perfect for my situation. I am not looking for love, I am looking for money. Married men are going to trick and cheat with other women anyway, so I do not feel so bad for being that woman.

I evaluated Kim's situation and came to the conclusion that she is a dumb bitch. She should keep ducking him, keep getting his money and stay undercover with their relationship. Trying to make him leave his wife is a no. Let me give you ladies the rules to fuc*ing a married man.

1. Guard your feelings. Do not get emotionally attached to these dogs, they are cheaters and definitely not husband material for you. Make them feel like you are emotionally attached to them so they will continue to shower you with money and gifts. We are all actresses and should not have a problem pretending.

2. Duck the life out of him. Do things his wife may not do. You must always stay on top of your game with him because you are his home away from. You must be his "fun girl." Give him strip teases, ride him like a cowboy, suck the head off his dick, and make him gum harder than life. Leave no room for other competition.

3. Never ask him to change his life for you. Asking him to leave his wife puts pressure on him and may cause him to cut you off completely. She is still around for a reason and is not going anywhere. This is the reason for rule #1.

4. Always keep track of everything he spends on you. Keep all receipts and anything with his name on it like hotel bills and phone bills with calls from him to you. Keep pictures, voice mails, cards, and anything that shows proof that he has been trucking on you and had some type of relationship with you. This is the key to keeping him trucking on you if he ever tries to cut you off or do you dirty, you will have something to hold over his head. (Most important rule). Don't let him know you are keeping track until he act up. He will do everything to keep you as a secret from his wife and you will have him by his balls.

This is a process. You almost want to wish that he acts up so he knows you have him by his balls. If you ask him to do something and he says "no".. That's when you say "your 'I do's' with your wife is about to turn into 'I did this and I did that' so 'You Better' do for me or ill just show her all the proof I have of us being together." Never tell or show him your proof so he can not make up a p re-excuse of why he may have called or spent on you.

There's more to this but those are the basics. Every situation is different but that basic formula will keep your married man providing what you need for him.

That's all for now :)
~Sandra