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10 WAYS TO KNOW IF A FOOTBALL PLAYER HAS HELMET SYNDROME...
The biggest complaint of men with money..*especially the NFL* is that they get used by women. They even call women gold diggers and groupies! Some of them even tell me they want a woman to love them for them...now if this is the case why do 90% of the NFL have helmet syndrome?
If you are wealthy, why would you want a girl to know your financial status right away? Wouldn't you want them to see if they liked you for you and not your wallet? Even though I hear NFL players complaining about gold diggers and groupies they do everything to make sure you know they have money. The players go an extra mile to let you know they have money because they are wearing a helmet and most of them you would not recognize them in the street. We all this syndrome HELMET SYNDROME.
Here are 10 ways you know if he has helmet syndrome:
1. Roll up their sleeve so you can see their number tatted on their arm.
2. A chain (necklace) with a pendant in diamonds of a football number or football nickname.
3. When you first meet them they refer to their boy as teammate. "Yeah me and my teammate going to the club tonight"
4. Mention they are in Miami because it's the "offseason" -- When you ask where they are from, they tell you, "I work in Atlanta but stay in Miami for 3 months in the "off season"
5. They always have a flunky around them that mentions that his boy plays in the NFL
6. Football number in their twitter, instagram, myspace, facebook name - johndoe58
7. They dap up every player you would recognize so you will ask them how you know Reggie Bush and Darren Sharper... "That's my old teammates I play for kansas city now"
8. Default pictures on twitter, myspace, instagram or facebook is a uniform picture. Profile info says "Ronnie Brown of the Miami Dolphins"
9. Most obvious one is they will introduce themselves by their full name. YOU - "Hey I'm Candy" THEM - "Hey I'm Terrell Owens"
10. They over do it in the club - Champagne bottle to the head, standing on the couches, etc.
Please add to the list...
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Comment by livelife25 on February 1, 2010 at 9:44pm -
Laughed so hard at this, i snorted. haaaaa
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Comment by ABsolute Privilege on February 2, 2010 at 3:23pm -
If the only thing you can offer a woman is money than that is the only thing she is going to want from you. These guys are lame insecure jerks, most won't have two nickels to rub together within 5 years of leaving the league.
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Comment by IAMTONDY_PYC on February 5, 2010 at 2:43pm -
Im in Dallas and I could not tell you who is who to be honest.. I don't really know any football players names like that umm Reggie Bush, TO and Dante Culpepper because is my bday/& yr twin. They say they don't want a chick to want them for their money but thy all go for the same kind of chick.. that reality show, video vixen, or that exotic looking chick most light skin with long hair or weave with 5 inch heels and a gucci bag.. Where are the players who like real looking women?
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Comment by Irene on July 23, 2010 at 10:02pm -
Very true
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Comment by Love love!!! on July 24, 2010 at 1:44pm -
lmao@ 1 and 2...they all got that!!!...dummies!
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Comment by Dragon Slayer Puss on March 15, 2012 at 1:03am
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lmao
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Comment by carmen monrose on May 1, 2012 at 10:46am -
First off I died at the picture... Dirty mind?? I guess so lol. Second, I believe NFL players love the attention. I don't care what they say they love the gold diggers because if they didn't they wouldn't do things to attract them. I simply laugh when a guy approaches me and throws out that he has money simply because you have no respect for yourself and no privacy. I understand you're out here in the line light but act like you have some type of class GEESH. Don't go acting like Floyd Mayweather burning money and jumping on couches be different .... But back to the pic lol ok I'm done
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Comment by Nala on May 1, 2012 at 11:28am -
This reminds me of my old NBA player ... figured why it aint work out .. but my new nfl boo is safe !! lol
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Comment by 93tilinfinity on May 1, 2012 at 11:55am -
Yooooo this is sooo true..I'm crying laughing!! Although, I will say the 2 I dated actually LIED about their jobs because they didn't want me to know off break. But, the dozens of others that Ive met certainly have 'helmet syndrome' hahaha hilarious.
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