Let's have a talk about MALE GROUPIES. We don't seem to talk about them enough. We focus on female groupies so much that we forget that it goes both ways. Men are by far the worst groupies ever! Ever wonder who's DM'ing female celebrities on twitter?? So here is my blog titled "Why am I a groupie when....". It's time to get familiar with male groupies!

Why am I a groupie when you have been begging Ciara to follow you on Twitter for the past 6 months?
Why am I a groupie and you get mad at me when I say Jay Z sucks?? (I don't really think he sucks but its the principalities of the matter!)
Why am I a groupie when you're in the strip club every night trying to wife up every stripper that gives you attention?
Why am I a groupie when you're shoving all the "Barbies" to get to the front of VIP when Nicki Minaj is in town?
Why am I a groupie when you're all up in a rapper's face trying to get him to listen to your mixtape. Yeah, I may want sex, but what do YOU want?
Why am I a groupie when you're messaging myspace models trying to get their phone numbers and nude pics
Why am I a groupie but you just sent a picture message of your peen to every girl in your phone book?
Why am I a groupie when you have "SODMG" or "Yuuup" in your twitter name?

Why am I a groupie when you run up to every celeb you see giving him dap?
Why am I a groupie when you're on Twitter calling all the female celebs "baby" and all the male celebs "bro" and "fam"? They don't know you!!!
Why am I a groupie when you left your good "regular" girlfriend for a stripper or a "model" just because they have a lot of "fans". Boy, what a lame!

You call me these names but I'mmmmmmmm the groupie? Boy bye!

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Tags: groupies, male

Comment by livelife25 on November 8, 2010 at 9:41pm
happy birthday to you, eleven8
Comment by The Philly Corporate Diva on November 9, 2010 at 6:39am
Amen sista!!! Bravo for a fabulous article.
Comment by hesaidshesaid on November 9, 2010 at 11:25pm
I agree. Men are bigger groupies then the ladies, it's sad. Athletes, Rappers, industry men all flock to video models, female artists, models, and reality TV personalities. They have their managers, assistants reaching out to these girls agents to get a date, yet women are called groupies when they hang out in the same circle as celebs...
Comment by Eleven8 on November 10, 2010 at 10:19am
Thanks @livelife25 :)
Comment by Denise on November 11, 2010 at 4:47pm
cheers (clinks glasses) cause these niggas really don't see it
Comment by CCD is Workin on a baller 4 she on January 5, 2012 at 10:28am

lol

Comment by LawGurl-Dax on January 5, 2012 at 9:34pm

I totally agree with @hesaidshesaid . Males are far bigger groupies than females for the reason's she stated & the "No H***" they prefer to attach at the end of sentences when they realize that their comments could be construed as GONE TOO DAMN FAR!!

Comment by Monica Amazing on January 6, 2012 at 11:26am

I agree 1000%.... I've seen males act all kinds and all parts of a groupie.  It's disgusting.

Comment by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on May 22, 2012 at 11:51am

Who remembers when someone did a fake Rudy Huxtable page and all the 'male celebrities' DM'd 'her' their phone#'s??? that was a hoot I'll try to find the post on here

Comment by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on May 22, 2012 at 11:53am

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