BEAUTY DO'S AND DON'T - HOW TO SNAG A BALLER
Let's face it Ladies in order to get a Ballers attention you can't just come with your every day get up. It takes time to prepare to get ready for a night out on the scene and attention to detail is very important. While it may seem like common sense we all know some chick or have seen some chick (maybe you are that chick????) that needed to spend a lil more time at home before strutting her stuff on the scene. So Ladies lets go down the list....
1) Lets start with the hair....ladies in this age of weaves please if you feel the need to sew it cause you can't grow it Invest in some quality hair! Ballers don't want that shiny shit in Kool aid colors.....If you can't afford some good hair work with what God gave you! (a Baller will pass that tacky shit right on by!)
2) While we are on hair ladies if you have a perm stay on those roots. If you happen to be lucky enough to be the jumppoff for the night no dude wants to running his fingers through your treacherous new growth.
3) Fragrance is always important ladies...remember these men are not just visually stimulated they want you to be smelling as good as you look. Invest in some quality perfume ladies time to step up from that drugstore designer imposter Jean Nate shit and the bootleg stuff them fools sell on the street. Try a classic like Chanel 5, Creed, Angel....
4) Let's talk about hair removal ladies....OK armpits, legs and bikini area should remain hair free!!!!! This is of the utmost importance There is nothing fly and sexy about furry armpits! Porcupine legs suck too! No man wants to see your bush hanging out the sides and back of your thong that is straight nasty! Get you bush waxed ladies especially if razors leave your nether regions bumped up !!!!
5) While we are on the topic of our nether regions make sure ladies the coocie is FRESH. If you have feminine odor issues my first advice would be to go to the doctor and make sure everything is right! Once you check out everything and you still have odor issues get with the Summer's Eve. Wipes are a must to keep in the handbag ladies you never know when you may luck up and leave the spot with a "Baller".
6) Ok Ladies Make-Up! Lets graduate from the Wet N Wild and get some real make up. While we are at it let's learn proper application. Learn to beat you face girls... Ballers don't want a woman who may possibly scare the shit out of them once they awaken from the alchohol & sex induced coma!
7) The Gear....Now Ladies the first thing is know your size and make sure you are wearing it no matter how big or small. No baller wants a chick that is tugging at her too small ill fitting clothes. Muffins only look good on the breakfast table.
8) Girls learn to walk in heels! If you can't stay your ass at home!!!! That means if your shoes hurt suck up the pain and smile! It isn't cute when you try and walk on the outside of your feet to relieve some of the pain feet just a wobblin! Ew!
Oldie but Goodie!
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Comment by Latoshia Wallace on March 14, 2008 at 2:46pm - Looking around for something new and exciting.
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Comment by Keema on March 14, 2008 at 2:57pm - Waiting around for the parties to start
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Comment by Sharee on March 14, 2008 at 6:05pm - Where the ballers at?
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Comment by christel on March 14, 2008 at 8:27pm - LET'S GET IT!
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Comment by Ucitybliss on March 14, 2008 at 11:21pm - Let the Ballin begin...
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Comment by Nona on March 15, 2008 at 1:04am - Where da party at?
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Comment by GIFTED on March 18, 2008 at 12:10pm -
I may have spoke a bit harshly with my first response to this article. When I read it and saw the replies I was filled with anger, disgust, and sadness. Why? Because I cannot stand to see ANY Black Woman degrading herself for the pleasure of men who are not worthy of them. Who will treat them like a rag. Use them and then throw them away. All Black Women have a beauty that no other woman in the world can touch nor come close to. Black Women are Blessed. Black Women are the creators of civilization. Black Women give birth to Black Men! Why woiuld they allow thier Black Men to treat them less than what they are? Now, there are some who feel that there is nothing wrong with this kind of "groupie" behavior. The word "groupie" has always been a degrading negative term within the industry. It may be fun now to be the next "jump off" for the baller but somewhere down the road it will takes its toll on your mind, body, and soul. You are allowing your Black Men to disrespect you as a Black Woman in the most degrading way imaginable. This is just some food for thought for you have your own minds.
Jei, now I do believe that you may have attended a college but it was not a Ivy League one. The difference is: The Ivy Leaguer's who are enthralled, in awe, admire, etc those in the industry and what it represents do not stand on the outside looking in. They stand on the inside looking out as a employee or employer within the industry.
Ladies, baller's do not wife groupies. It may be fun for now but later on in life it will have taken its toll on your mind, body, and soul.
Peace Be Upon You,
Gifted
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Comment by Siren on March 18, 2008 at 2:02pm - Common sense ain't that common
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Comment by Sugar Dick on March 18, 2008 at 2:16pm - IF YOUR NOT ARM CANDY, YOUR NOT BALLER MATERIAL. WE WEAR GIRLS LIKE ACCESSORIES. YOU GOTTA BE ABLE TO FIT THE PART.
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Comment by GIFTED on March 18, 2008 at 2:38pm
- Jei, can you please stop the BS'ing! Thanks.
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