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10 REASONS WHY YOUR BALLER WON'T CALL YOU BACK... FROM A BALLERS POINT OF VIEW
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I have been looking for male bloggers to blog for the site. I love my Baller Alert ladies but it's a lot of estrogen on this site..and sometimes we tend to over analyze why men treat us a certain way. One of my baller buddies that chooses to stay anonymous sent me ten reasons why he doesn't call women back....
Check them out:
10) We smashed you off too quickly, the mystique is gone: If we meet you on Friday, and hit dat on Monday…then you’re classified as a jump-off, and jump-offs require the bare minimum of conversations. As a matter of fact, we probably have you saved in our cell phones as “Jump-off from Friday.”
9)We Just Left You- If you and I just went out on a date, I’m not going to sit on the phone with you unless you’re telling me to come back over so I can blow your back out. Otherwise, get acquainted with my voicemail.
8) We are talking to someone more interesting- And by more interesting, I mean “New Pussy.” New pussy takes precedence over all old pussy phone calls, texts, and faxes. Play your position, toots.
7) We are watching Porn- Or football, Basketball, or catching up on ESPN. If you are lucky, I’ll call you back after Sportscenter, or after Roxy Reynolds swallows.
6) We are NOT your HOMEGIRLS- We don’t want to listen to you recap what happened on your dance shows, your VH1 reality shows, or your real housewives shows. 5 minutes into the conversation we know how the next 2 hours will go if we allow it, so we hit you with “Ima call you RIGHT back…” But we won’t.
5) Something Important Came up- Our brother got locked up and we had to bail him out. Our Ex caught a flat and is willing to pay in coochie coupons if we help her out. Grandma is making dinner and we are starving. Men have very sporadic lives; please don’t judge us for being spontaneously unavailable.
4) You are a groupie- 7 out of 10 women that you meet in the club/bar are groupies. Men love groupies because of their convenience. However, we hate speaking, conversing, and chit chatting with groupies. Other things we love about you are the naked camera phone pictures and videos that you send us that we share with our boys. A simple 2 minute conversation is all the time that we have allotted for a groupie, anything else can be said in person as we mush the back of your heads into our crotch area.
3)We are on OVERLOAD- Dammit you g-chat us, send us direct messages on twitter, comment on every damn thing we post on Facebook, and now you want us to spend our precious free time talking to you on the phone all night? Can we live?
2) We are trying to conduct business- How am I going to take you to all of these nice places that I’m lying about taking you to if I am on the phone with you all evening instead of working? Men are business driven; we have to have time to work. If we spend all night rapping to you and no time brainstorming, then we’ll make no money and you’ll be sending the NEXT dude naked camera phone pictures.
1) You’re A Clinger- There is NOTHING worse than a clinger. If we just met and you are talking about baby names, matching tattoos, and changing your kid’s last name to mine, then you’ll last about 3 phone calls and at the max 15 texts. Never accept clingers as a friend on Facebook, they’ll be all up in your comments, your friends comments, and THEIR friends comment walls, fishing for info.
Thoughts?
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Comment by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on August 20, 2009 at 12:58pm - Well geez, when do you talk??????
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Comment by Baller Alert on August 20, 2009 at 1:04pm -
He is reading the comments. He said:
At the dinner table, in the car, in the bed or on the sofa, mostly in PERSON
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Comment by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on August 20, 2009 at 1:09pm -
Well there you have it. I've heard many of these reasons before. But if you didn't kno this before prior to reading,print it out!
Don't be the victim any longer ladies, switch this shit around!
Have these ninjas wondering why WE aint callin them no more
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Comment by Babydoll on August 20, 2009 at 1:23pm -
But is this directed toward groupies or potential gfs? It seems like both. If he treats potential gf's like this then it just sounds assholish (no offense). But if it's toward groupies, i understand....
But what is very relevant is that he said that he does most of the talking in person. No texting, no calls.... That's a biggie. Men are visual, they gotta see u. Sometimes a naked pic ain't gonna cut it.
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Comment by LMS on August 20, 2009 at 1:25pm
- Talking is for gay men, is what my BF says! Text me or lets talk when I get home & I can tell when his ears can take the random BS!
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Comment by Butter_Cup on August 20, 2009 at 1:26pm - Ummm, this sounds like this guy I no. I really liked him and I couldnt figure out for the life of me why we didnt go further. My friend told me because he's in the NFL he has no time for just one woman. I really liked that guy. Damn!! I wish it would have worked. But he was very "extra" just like this guy. I fuckin bet this is him!!! Yep, I just reread it. It's him.
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Comment by Ms Jackson If You Nasty on August 20, 2009 at 1:36pm - This has made me rethink. I am going to reduce my minutes on my phone plan and claim I'm no longer a phone person. If you want to talk to me take me out.
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Comment by Baller Alert on August 20, 2009 at 1:40pm
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His response:
tell em to get unlimited texts and they just might get a ring
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Comment by Ms Jackson If You Nasty on August 20, 2009 at 1:45pm
- Changing it now
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Comment by smallwonder903 on August 20, 2009 at 1:52pm - This is def for groupies and jump-offs, but if men would grow a set and say all this up front and not be mad when a woman is up front with you as well, there would be no problems. No time for the games, next...
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