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10 WAYS TO KNOW IF A FOOTBALL PLAYER HAS HELMET SYNDROME...
The biggest complaint of men with money..*especially the NFL* is that they get used by women. They even call women gold diggers and groupies! Some of them even tell me they want a woman to love them for them...now if this is the case why do 90% of the NFL have helmet syndrome?
If you are wealthy, why would you want a girl to know your financial status right away? Wouldn't you want them to see if they liked you for you and not your wallet? Even though I hear NFL players complaining about gold diggers and groupies they do everything to make sure you know they have money. The players go an extra mile to let you know they have money because they are wearing a helmet and most of them you would not recognize them in the street. We all this syndrome HELMET SYNDROME.
Here are 10 ways you know if he has helmet syndrome:
1. Roll up their sleeve so you can see their number tatted on their arm.
2. A chain (necklace) with a pendant in diamonds of a football number or football nickname.
3. When you first meet them they refer to their boy as teammate. "Yeah me and my teammate going to the club tonight"
4. Mention they are in Miami because it's the "offseason" -- When you ask where they are from, they tell you, "I work in Atlanta but stay in Miami for 3 months in the "off season"
5. They always have a flunky around them that mentions that his boy plays in the NFL
6. Football number in their twitter, instagram, myspace, facebook name - johndoe58
7. They dap up every player you would recognize so you will ask them how you know Reggie Bush and Darren Sharper... "That's my old teammates I play for kansas city now"
8. Default pictures on twitter, myspace, instagram or facebook is a uniform picture. Profile info says "Ronnie Brown of the Miami Dolphins"
9. Most obvious one is they will introduce themselves by their full name. YOU - "Hey I'm Candy" THEM - "Hey I'm Terrell Owens"
10. They over do it in the club - Champagne bottle to the head, standing on the couches, etc.
Please add to the list...
Thoughts?
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Comment by Denise on February 1, 2010 at 3:15pm -
check......check.......and check......Helmet Syndrome it is
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Comment by Golden Child on February 1, 2010 at 3:17pm -
Exactly Boss, my friend did the same thing when we had met the players for the NFL dude made sure she had his first and last name. So she googled that ninja! The crazy part is they do it because they know if they aint got no money we aint dealing wht them.
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Comment by Just Because... on February 1, 2010 at 3:18pm -
@Ashley Banks... Me too!!!!! LMAO!!!!
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Comment by Miss Jones on February 1, 2010 at 3:20pm -
LOL....wow, I have a friend from school who displays some of these characteristics.... and lets not forget their status updates on FB always include something football related. i.e. "Getting ready for Dallas tonight!" or "In Minnesota just getting to the hotel" or something...lol
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Comment by Ms. Ashley Banks on February 1, 2010 at 3:20pm -
I mostly meet older men that used to play, and they love to say, "yeah, he's a wide receiver, I was never big enough/fast enough, so I was a fullback" or something like that. And if 75% of players don't have that money anymore..........
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Comment by Just Because... on February 1, 2010 at 3:22pm
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Isn't that the guy who was caught with the transgender female in the Green Bay uniform?? LOL......
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Comment by Golden Child on February 1, 2010 at 3:29pm
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And yes this is a odd ass picture!!! LOL
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Comment by Moving In Silence on February 1, 2010 at 3:59pm -
smh I dont know what to say of all the pics to put on this topic...
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Comment by alluringeyes on February 1, 2010 at 7:00pm -
"You know I play for (insert team here), right?" All I asked you was if you wanted to go get something to eat.
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Comment by Damnstraight on February 1, 2010 at 9:29pm -
You are right...I say it all the time these dudes are insecure...That is why they get all flashy...They know they need to let people know who they are so they can show them some interest...
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