For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
I have something on my mind...
One of my side hustles is working at a nightclub. Last Saturday, while I was working outside – I noticed that EVERY man that had a condom in his pocket - it happened to be a Magnum. For some of you that are sexually challenged - a Magnum condom is made by Trojan for extra large penises.
My first thought was - are they screwing inside of the club? I know it happens – but I haven’t seen that type of tomfoolery since the DC Live days. I must say that the club scene has calm down tremendously. I guess you should be prepared - just in case. :)
My second thought was - are men packing like that? When my girlfriends and I have our hen sessions - stories are shared about men who need their egos boosted by pulling out Magnums for there less than average penises! We laugh about it – one of my girlfriends bust one guy out asking why did he feel the need to purchase Magnums. He called her a slut and rolled out. LOL
For the men on the site – do you compare? Maybe it’s a misconception about what the average size is. The average size penis is five inches – are you telling me that most men are above average? LOL
Even is this true – which I highly doubt – you don’t need a Magnum to fit your XL Penis.
This video proves it - and look fellas - it's a REGULAR condom:
I polled a few guys and asked them what condoms did they use and I swear to you – EVERY single guy said Magnums.
Here are some quotes:
“My d*** is a third leg – they need Magnums 4X for me” – DJ Alizay
“Magnums don’t break” – Supa Scotty - Host/Promoter
“I use Magnums because they are comfortable” – Anonymous
“I use Magnums” – Akil – Promoter
I seriously think it’s a male ego thing.