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A LADY LYNXX CLASSIC POST FOR MY BALLERS: You know that you're a hot chick when...
A Powder room original post: which one applies to you??
THE LIST: YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A HOT CHICK WHEN...
1. You have and stylist and you're not a celebrity....and he/she works for free!
2. Random packs of Gay men stop you in the street (happened to me in Sephora times sq, 4 of them!) to tell you that your hair/outfit/lipgloss is cute and fierce! WORK IT HONEY! *snaps fingers*
3. You have stalkers and you're not famous!
4. All the men you work with/in college/ your male friends actually notice your hair has changed or your outfit and say to other females 'did you see (insert you name here) __________'s new hairdo/outfit?'
5. When people ask you for advice on beauty/hair or fashion they write down your answers!
6. Random women come to you and actually compliment you and not hate!!
7. Strangers ask to sit on your table in the canteen just to 'hang out' with you!
8. People pay you to attend their parties! Paris stand up!
9. Paris Hilton will pay to attend your parties! Paris sit down!
10. You only have 2 female friends that you can trust (also fab chicks, Lady J and Madam P STAND UP!) and the rest are 'FREMENIES'!
11. Your gay friends are so affectionate towards you (give you tight hugs and lots of kisses!) that you wonder if they secretly find you attractive! And your boyfriend is suspicious of them!
12. All your friends that are studying fashion beg you to model in their shows and presentations! and pay you for your time!
13. Random people ask you what foundation/powder you use on your face and you reply 'oh I'm not wearing any, that's just my skin'!
14. Random people ask you where you've just come back from vacation/holidays cos you have a sunkissed glow and you reply ' I haven't been anywhere, that's just my skin'!
15. Your friends won't go shopping without you!
16. You are never invited to weddings incase you upstage the bride! And the ones that you do attend you graciously stay out of the photos!
17. Your mother is jealous of you!
18. Your Grandma is jealous of you!
19. Random people hate on you for no apparent reason and whisper 'well she ain't all that' when you walk past!
20. '21 Questions' is actually 50 cent's fantasy about you!
21. 'Bottom Girl' is actually 50 cent's fantasy about you!
22. You and 50 haven't actually met, he just saw you walking past his Lamborghini one time and got inspired!
23. Halle Berry asks you for beauty tips and declares you as her sucessor!!
24. Your nickname amongst your friends is either 'Naomi' or 'Beyonce' depending on your hair do!
25. Katt Williams would never PIMP you and he tells you that you are LUXURIOUS! Swang that hair baby!
This list is not exhaustive......feel free to add your own!!!
For all my fab chicks! 2 finger snaps and a day at the SPA! (ok that spa business was not serious!lol!)
So are you a fabulous chick?
THE LIST: YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A HOT CHICK WHEN...
1. You have and stylist and you're not a celebrity....and he/she works for free!
2. Random packs of Gay men stop you in the street (happened to me in Sephora times sq, 4 of them!) to tell you that your hair/outfit/lipgloss is cute and fierce! WORK IT HONEY! *snaps fingers*
3. You have stalkers and you're not famous!
4. All the men you work with/in college/ your male friends actually notice your hair has changed or your outfit and say to other females 'did you see (insert you name here) __________'s new hairdo/outfit?'
5. When people ask you for advice on beauty/hair or fashion they write down your answers!
6. Random women come to you and actually compliment you and not hate!!
7. Strangers ask to sit on your table in the canteen just to 'hang out' with you!
8. People pay you to attend their parties! Paris stand up!
9. Paris Hilton will pay to attend your parties! Paris sit down!
10. You only have 2 female friends that you can trust (also fab chicks, Lady J and Madam P STAND UP!) and the rest are 'FREMENIES'!
11. Your gay friends are so affectionate towards you (give you tight hugs and lots of kisses!) that you wonder if they secretly find you attractive! And your boyfriend is suspicious of them!
12. All your friends that are studying fashion beg you to model in their shows and presentations! and pay you for your time!
13. Random people ask you what foundation/powder you use on your face and you reply 'oh I'm not wearing any, that's just my skin'!
14. Random people ask you where you've just come back from vacation/holidays cos you have a sunkissed glow and you reply ' I haven't been anywhere, that's just my skin'!
15. Your friends won't go shopping without you!
16. You are never invited to weddings incase you upstage the bride! And the ones that you do attend you graciously stay out of the photos!
17. Your mother is jealous of you!
18. Your Grandma is jealous of you!
19. Random people hate on you for no apparent reason and whisper 'well she ain't all that' when you walk past!
20. '21 Questions' is actually 50 cent's fantasy about you!
21. 'Bottom Girl' is actually 50 cent's fantasy about you!
22. You and 50 haven't actually met, he just saw you walking past his Lamborghini one time and got inspired!
23. Halle Berry asks you for beauty tips and declares you as her sucessor!!
24. Your nickname amongst your friends is either 'Naomi' or 'Beyonce' depending on your hair do!
25. Katt Williams would never PIMP you and he tells you that you are LUXURIOUS! Swang that hair baby!
This list is not exhaustive......feel free to add your own!!!
For all my fab chicks! 2 finger snaps and a day at the SPA! (ok that spa business was not serious!lol!)
So are you a fabulous chick?
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Comment by Holly-Would on September 16, 2008 at 1:03pm -
Random people hate on you for no apparent reason and whisper 'well she ain't all that'
sigh....
Cute list, I like the powder room :)
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Comment by JustMe on September 16, 2008 at 1:10pm -
Your hoochie friends wonder why you keep getting hollered @ and all you're wearing is a t-shirt & jeans, meanwhile they are wearing their skimpiest outfit...
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Comment by Holly-Would on September 16, 2008 at 1:35pm
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when you can laugh @ yourself
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Comment by she-who-rocks on September 16, 2008 at 1:36pm -
Ok so if only half apply, am I half a fab chick? :(
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Comment by Diamond Girl on September 16, 2008 at 10:40pm -
when people offer you discounts in stores and things for free just because they like you and think your important..
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Comment by lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com on September 17, 2008 at 5:58am -
Diamond girl, thats a great one...you iz a fab chick!
she-who-rocks, no hun you're just on another level of fabness that's all...never half!
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Comment by vixenstateofmind on September 17, 2008 at 11:54am -
When another fab chick tells you that she kinda has a "girl crush" on you, and your both straight. It has happened to me.
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Comment by Le Coquette on September 17, 2008 at 12:38pm -
love the list. 1, 2, 3 are my fave!
...when male friends ask you to not show up solo to events they throw because the women they date get jealous.
SMDH
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Comment by lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com on September 17, 2008 at 12:41pm
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@vixenstate - well dayumn...girl crushes can be cool tho!
@ Le Coquette - lol! I get that all the time but I still show up just to piss people off! lol!
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Comment by Jasmine on September 17, 2008 at 6:04pm -
When your male friends beg you to go out with them so they can get more girls just from being seen with you. When most of your straight female friends have asked to sleep with you or tried to put the moves on you. When your mans friends hate on him behind his back cause they want you! HI HATERS! When you have love letters and bouquets of flowers left on your windshield from secret admirers/stalkers. When your girfriends tell you you can't wear that outfit and as soon as you take it off, they ask if they can wear it!
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