A Powder room original post: which one applies to you??
I did this one back in Feb 08 at the beginning of my blogging career...
THE LIST: YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A HOT CHICK WHEN...
1. You have and stylist and you're not a celebrity....and he/she works for free!
2. Random packs of Gay men stop you in the street (happened to me in Sephora times sq, 4 of them!) to tell you that your hair/outfit/lipgloss is cute and fierce! WORK IT HONEY! *snaps fingers*
3. You have stalkers and you're not famous!
4. All the men you work with/in college/ your male friends actually notice your hair has changed or your outfit and say to other females 'did you see (insert you name here) __________'s new hairdo/outfit?'
5. When people ask you for advice on beauty/hair or fashion they write down your answers!
6. Random women come to you and actually compliment you and not hate!!
7. Strangers ask to sit on your table in the canteen just to 'hang out' with you!
8. People pay you to attend their parties! Paris stand up!
9. Paris Hilton will pay to attend your parties! Paris sit down!
10. You only have 2 female friends that you can trust (also fab chicks, Lady J and Madam P STAND UP!) and the rest are 'FREMENIES'!
11. Your gay friends are so affectionate towards you (give you tight hugs and lots of kisses!) that you wonder if they secretly find you attractive! And your boyfriend is suspicious of them!
12. All your friends that are studying fashion beg you to model in their shows and presentations! and pay you for your time!
13. Random people ask you what foundation/powder you use on your face and you reply 'oh I'm not wearing any, that's just my skin'!
14. Random people ask you where you've just come back from vacation/holidays cos you have a sunkissed glow and you reply ' I haven't been anywhere, that's just my skin'!
15. Your friends won't go shopping without you!
16. You are never invited to weddings incase you upstage the bride! And the ones that you do attend you graciously stay out of the photos!
17. Your mother is jealous of you!
18. Your Grandma is jealous of you!
19. Random people hate on you for no apparent reason and whisper 'well she ain't all that' when you walk past!
20. '21 Questions' is actually 50 cent's fantasy about you!
21. 'Bottom Girl' is actually 50 cent's fantasy about you!
22. You and 50 haven't actually met, he just saw you walking past his Lamborghini one time and got inspired!
23. Halle Berry asks you for beauty tips and declares you as her sucessor!!
24. Your nickname amongst your friends is either 'Naomi' or 'Beyonce' depending on your hair do!
25. Katt Williams would never PIMP you and he tells you that you are LUXURIOUS! Swang that hair baby!
This list is not exhaustive......feel free to add your own!!!
For all my fab chicks! 2 finger snaps and a day at the SPA! (ok that spa business was not serious!lol!)
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