SIGNS YOU ARE NOT GETTING ENOUGH D**K!



D*** gotta way of making the world seem brighter, and problems seem lighter….

1) Your legs muscles are stiff and you cannot touch your toes or raise your knees over your shoulders. (And it got nothing to do with the gym or how much you weigh. And if you’re getting boned on the regular, you don’t need the gym)

2) When you buy the 100 pack batteries from Costco. You know why!

3) You look for attention from other women in terms of compliments, acceptance

4) You arrive EARLY to work almost every morning

5) You are often identified with these feelings: angry, depressed, annoyed, self conscious, jealous, usually associated with other women

6) You care when people don’t answer your emails right away

7) You wonder why you don’t have enough friends

8) You think your online friends are REAL. Sorry, girl6520 cannot help you if you locked out your house, your rent is overdue, you need to talk at 4am, or you need a place to stay!

9) You don’t own any “fuck me” panties and the only ONE you own is worn out and old

10) You call your exes to see if they are still thinking about you

11) You stay online all day starting drama for attention

12) You are easily disturbed by another’s bitchassness

13) You haven’t had a wax, pedicure or manicure in more than 2 weeks

14) It looks like a jungle “down there” and it ain’t gonna make a man wanna go under

15) The last time you looked at your puss was….If you f******, you are constantly in relationship with your puss, making sure she is all good.

16) Your skin is dry. Nuff said. (Vitamin E is your friend)

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Comment by GetEmGirl on May 21, 2008 at 11:12am
which ones are you? LOL
Comment by Le Coquette on May 21, 2008 at 11:12am
lmao!!!! I can relate to #1 and #10.
Comment by Siren on May 21, 2008 at 11:13am
Whew what a relief.... I am ALLL GOOD!!!!
Comment by Miss Sweet Jones on May 21, 2008 at 11:16am
ROLFMAO! Me either. I only suffer from like three of these, but that is enough!
Comment by Chocolate Allure on May 21, 2008 at 11:17am
#4, but I thought that just made me dependable and responsible and a good worker....
Comment by danny on May 21, 2008 at 11:18am
Still haven't bust it baby for 2008. Damn, shame. This year is halfway over, but at least my six pack will still hurt a nigga. 5 am workouts be intense. lol!
Comment by GetEmGirl on May 21, 2008 at 11:18am
Siren, I am not surprised! I like you and we haven't even met yet!
Comment by Siren on May 21, 2008 at 11:21am
LOL @ getem... I have suffered from this epedemic in my past once I got over it I vowed to do everything I could not to relapse! Affirmations are the TRUTH!
Comment by Miss Sweet Jones on May 21, 2008 at 11:21am
Damn, danny...your pic is killin me! LMAO!
Comment by Le Coquette on May 21, 2008 at 11:22am
Siren, don't rub it in!!!! LOL

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