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SIGNS YOU ARE NOT GETTING ENOUGH D*ICK!

D*** gotta way of making the world seem brighter, and problems seem lighter….

1) Your legs muscles are stiff and you cannot touch your toes or raise your knees over your shoulders. (And it got nothing to do with the gym or how much you weigh. And if you’re getting boned on the regular, you don’t need the gym)

2) When you buy the 100 pack batteries from Costco. You know why!

3) You look for attention from other women in terms of compliments, acceptance

4) You arrive EARLY to work almost every morning

5) You are often identified with these feelings: angry, depressed, annoyed, self conscious, jealous, usually associated with other women

6) You care when people don’t answer your emails right away

7) You wonder why you don’t have enough friends

8) You think your online friends are REAL. Sorry, girl6520 cannot help you if you locked out your house, your rent is overdue, you need to talk at 4am, or you need a place to stay!

9) You don’t own any “fuck me” panties and the only ONE you own is worn out and old

10) You call your exes to see if they are still thinking about you

11) You stay online all day starting drama for attention

12) You are easily disturbed by another’s bitchassness

13) You haven’t had a wax, pedicure or manicure in more than 2 weeks

14) It looks like a jungle “down there” and it ain’t gonna make a man wanna go under

15) The last time you looked at your puss was….If you f******, you are constantly in relationship with your puss, making sure she is all good.

16) Your skin is dry. Nuff said. (Vitamin E is your friend)

Tags: men, sex

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Comment by Siren on May 21, 2008 at 11:29am: @ slim never rubbing it in...trying to motivate others to GO GET SOME and RELAX!!!! I swear though the older you get the harder it gets to cope with the dry spells...Relationship or not when you start that sexual peak any lull in action can cause a real nasty attitude!

Comment by Sugar D*** on May 21, 2008 at 11:30am: I'M TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR YOU GIRLS IN NEED! I'M HERE FOR YOU...

Comment by GetEmGirl on May 21, 2008 at 11:37am: There's tons of Vitamin E in semen. Many ancient folks even used it as a skin moisturizer. It leaves your skin silky. You can find it at health stores, too. So, if someone has dry skin they may not have enough Vitamin E in their "system". LOL

Comment by Miss Sweet Jones on May 21, 2008 at 11:38am: OMG, I can't believe that GetEm! LOL

Comment by TrueGem313 on May 21, 2008 at 1:53pm: I was just thinking that I really need some new sexy underwear. I get the Mani/Pedi and stuff regularly, but damn... I got all cotton dralls. :)

Comment by REM on May 21, 2008 at 2:29pm: lol@ true... i was thinking the same thing..some of these other stuff apply to me too.. SMH.. ( going to cry in a corner)

Comment by GetEmGirl on May 21, 2008 at 2:32pm: At least some can admit it, many folks are in DENIAL. LOL

Comment by hottestbitch on May 21, 2008 at 3:31pm: lol i am definitely can relate to 10.

Comment by Neeks on May 21, 2008 at 4:00pm: i believe i have most out of all of them, i am so fn sad, hey Im Nicka everyone just in case you didnt know. let me see i have 2, 3, 5, 6, 9, 10 especially 11, 12 cause its fun, isnt this sad ppls????

Comment by Miss Sweet Jones on May 21, 2008 at 4:03pm: Damn, you need a fix, Yenicka. LOL

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