5 Friends You Can't Trust For Sh*t

Have you ever had a friend that you never quite understood why you kept them around? Either you guys grew up together or you just found yourself drawn to the one good quality they have? Everyone has that one friend and if you don't, it just might be you. With that said, here's a list of friends that you can't trust with anything, even if you don't want to kick them to the curb.


- The Talker -This is the friend that has diarrhea of the mouth. She means well but she is always telling someone's business. Better believe that if you know more tea on your mutual friends, they know just enough about you. She isn't doing it to be malicious or messy, she just doesn't have much  of a filter. This is the friend you don't want to tell your business to.


- The Thief -Every now and then you come up on that friend that has sticky fingers. You first notice theres a problem when you let her borrow things of yours that you never get back. You don't think much of it until you leave your purse around her and money and jewelry come up missing. You don't want to accuse her until you know for sure but you know deep down you can't leave anything around her. Especially your valuables.


- The Man Eater -This friend is the boy crazy, flirtatious type. You love her to death, she's a sweet person, but you know not to leave your man around her because something may go down. She's the type of friend you hang out with while you're single but if you have a guy you're really into, the outings cease and desist. If you ever want to test how unfaithful your man may be, leave him with her for a few hours.


- The Cheater -This friend is a bit tricky. She has a bit of a track record when it comes to infidelity in her own relationships. No matter how much she says she loves a guy, she always seems to cheat on him. This is the friend you have to worry about. If she will someone she loves dirty, you are hardly the exception. The reason this is a tricky friendship is that you never really know if she'll hurt you, or when. This is the friend you keep your eye on.


- The Serial Liar -Plain and simple this is the ultimate friend you cannot trust. She lies, lies, lies. If she's breathing, she's probably lying. She lies when it isn't called for. She lies to save herself. She lies because the sun is out. She asks you to lie for her. This is the friend that I would normally stop being friends with but every now and then there is one friend that is a serial liar that you really and truly have love for. You love her but you don't trust her ass.


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Comment by JustMe on May 16, 2012 at 1:08pm
Good list...
Comment by Ms. BoiBye on May 16, 2012 at 2:13pm

LOL you forgot just one. The drunk friend who you have to babysit. I had to stop going out in public with one of my closet friends. She was too reckless. I used to have to make sure she aint leave with guys in the club or make a scene with anyone (bouncers, towel lady, me). She would get so wasted she would forget the entire night, once she had sex and didn't know until she found the wrapper in the trash. With who we still don't know!!!!! She was just a mess. I miss her, but she found an excuse to drink at any social setting!

Comment by Desiree' on May 16, 2012 at 2:23pm

LOL @Ms Boi Bye! 

This is a good list

Comment by TawnyBaby on May 16, 2012 at 5:27pm

this is a good list 

lol @msboibye

Comment by Baller Alert on May 16, 2012 at 7:17pm

Great list... and so true.

Comment by marissa taylor on May 16, 2012 at 8:34pm

Yes i agree with this list ... It's hard find a good girlfriend at times ... The under cover hater is the worst ... The friend that tells you how tacky your jacket is  you want to buy.... then the B***h buys it a month later and goes .... ya i changed my mind it was kinda okay ... plus it was on sale ... (The hater !!!) .... what about the copy twin friend .... that's a mess ...homegirl ..got weave ... got ya clothes ... got ya swagg ...got ya man lol ... joking with the last one ... but u get the idea the friend that steals your identity ....it's like your own female groupie ...but not the good kind ... lol

Comment by PlaneJaneLane on May 16, 2012 at 10:16pm

and the Shadow...who wants to be you so bad she doesn't know what to do. 

Comment by mese on May 16, 2012 at 10:55pm
@planejanelane I had a friend that was a shadow oh that heifah wanted to be me so bad!!!! I'm happy thar I don't have friends like this anymore. Lol. And @ms boi bye I had a friend like that hell my best friend was like that until she had a baby. I couldn't thank her child enough lol


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