5 Signs To Determine If You Were Just Her Man For Cuffing Season

How many men really know that they were selected as a placeholder for Cuffing Season? Very few I suppose. As the Summer solstice returns, its time she called it quits for her winter lover. Mother nature’s biological clock ticks, the flowers are blooming, days are longer and the warming weather reminds her that its almost time to get him out of here. Guys, just like you, women want to be free during the summer season too and not all tied down and attached to you. When she’s at work daydreaming about how bronzed her tan will be, which two-piece or sarong she’ll order, walking the strip with her girls on South Beach, crystal blue water, fine ass men and surfboards….trust me, she doesn’t envision you next her drawing your names in the sand. [We] aren’t into bringing sand to the beach either and this summer you guys are on your own.

Being attached during the Summer for a woman just reads “Say goodbye to all the fucks that wont be given during Memorial Day weekend, the annual beach party and the chances to be on the sideline of the basketball tournaments (the one she met you at last year remember?)”. But you catch my drift. Guys don’t be blindsided and think that it wont happen to you. How naïve would it be for you to believe that since she’s been so overly affectionate and wholesome this past winter that she wont get the fever and break loose this Summer? Here are a few signs to determine if you were just her boo for Cuffing Season:

1.) She is already throwing hints that Summer is near.

Does she mention things like “ When the weather breaks I don’t know what you’re going to do.” or “When you see me in this, you’re going to be mad.”? Do you hear her and her girls who are overly excited talking in code saying things like “Yaasss, day parties galore!”? Prepare yourself for the announcement that she just needs a little space.

2.) She’s been a beast in the gym lately.

Guys has your girl turned into a maniac at the gym? Has she been doing 2-a-days acting like she’s training for the 2015 Olympics? Is she all about that squat life and working on her glutes day and night? And eating like she’s a Kardashian, all lettuce everything? Then chances are, you are about to get left. She is just forewarning you that she’s about to be a threat and that her body alone is going to knock you right out of the box. Don’t take this lightly.

3.) She’s already booked for the entire Summer.

Has she already made an excuse as to why she cant go to your family reunion or this years church picnic? And has she already turned down all of the cute little dates you had planed for you two because she’ll be traveling to every state below the Mason-Dixon line? My friend I hate to tell you that you were just Bae for cuffing season. She’s trying to break it to you easy, stop ignoring the signs.

4.) She does something drastic to her hair.

This is the most important sign of them all. Your girl leaves the beauty salon and surprises the hell out of you. Just when you thought she was about to get her normal wash and go, she went and switched it up on you and got the Nia Long cut or dyed it blonde, ya’ll know we love our highlights! Or did she go get a 100 inches of the finest hair Malaysia could offer? And she has the nerve to ask if you like it and really doesn’t care if you don’t because it’s not for you. This girl is smart, she’s the one you guys should keep a close eye on because she’s about you cut you off with absolutely no remorse.

5.) She’s just so unbothered…by everything!

Once she stops talking, there’s about to be trouble in paradise. This is one of the signs that never seem to raise a red flag for men. Have you noticed that her attitude has changed lately? She’s not bitchie or snappy. She just cares a bit less or maybe not at all. This throws you for a loop and nudges at your subconscious mind. Now you’re thinking “What is she up to?” but its too late. Your girl has put herself in the right position to drop you like a bad habit. She hasn’t raised her tone nor has she put up a fight lately. In her mind she has tuned up the heat on you since you wont get the hint. This is all apart of the plan to let you disqualify yourself out of the game and her strategy has manifested itself perfectly. This girl will let you wear yourself out until you throw in the towel. Its amazing what the power of silence can do.

Men, I felt that now is the appropriate time to tell you that anything you can do, she can do better. You so openly display how you choose for the colder seasons just keep your beds warm and as the warmer seasons approach you slowly begin to rid yourself of her. Don’t you know that women have been watching and have adopted the whole approach? Please don’t kill the messenger, you guys can thank me later.

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