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A Few Things Every Woman Should Know About Football
1 - Always Know Who's Playing. Theres nothing more embarrassing than cheering for the Cowboys when the Eagles are actually playing. Memorizing the colors of the uniforms has always been a trick I've used.
2 - Know the number to Dominos Pizza, verify all beers are cold and if you have no clue as to what's going on, stay out of the way!
3 - Key Fact: Mike Vick plays for the Eagles, not the Falcons.
4 - NFL football airs on Sunday. College football airs on Saturday. Don't confuse the two if you know what's best for you!
5 - If you're guy's team loses do NOT under any circumstances say "It's only a game!" or "It's not that serious"
6 - These five simple words will get you through every football situation "If HE cheers, YOU cheer!"
7 - No one cares about Superbowl halftime.
8 - Any comments about how cute a football player is with his helmet off should only be made in your head.
9 - Your female friends are not allowed over during football sunday.
10 - If your guy's team wins, sex would be appreciated. Hell, if they lose, I'm sure it would still be appreciated. Nothing like a good post-game celebration!
So I hope this helps some of you ladies make it through the grueling football season. I'll be back when basketball season starts :)
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Comment by mecca on October 6, 2010 at 12:21pm -
Don't forget to suck his d*** during commercials!
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Comment by desiree on October 6, 2010 at 9:02pm -
bwaahahhaha! girl.......u may be on to something lol
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Comment by AllyNWonderland on October 8, 2010 at 11:21am -
lmao @mecca wel if his boys are over that won't work... but I will say I love football so him and I are really competive and even wager on the games............
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