A Married Jerry Jones Pictured With A Thot In His Crotch

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, who also happens to be married, was pictured in some pretty awkward positions with a few groupies.In the photos Jones can be seen with one girl’s face in his crotch area, squeezing another girl’s boobs and a lot more. I guess the one good thing out of this is that the groupies aim high. That’s right sis, if you’re going to be a groupie, go for the owner! That’s V. Stiviano 101. 

Read some more tea on the photos courtesy of Deadspin. The whole story sounds crazy and I wouldn’t even know where to begin with the copy/paste. All I can tell you is that it involves a  man named Frank Hoover, who alleges that the photos were taken by people looking to set up Jerry Jones in an extortion plot. Yeah….weird.