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An Open Letter To Amber "Little Girl Lost" Rose
Dear Amber,
Allow me to start this letter off by saying 'Nice Vagina'! I feel like I've seen it so much that we are BFF's. Shall I take your vagina out for coffee so that we may catch up on old times? What am I thinking? Catch Up? I've seen your vagina more than I've seen my own, tell your tits I said hello though. Nah, but in all seriousness, what's really going on in your head? Another day another Amber Rose naked pic. In other news, the sky is blue.
I'm not sure what your motives are but you are certainly craving major attention that you're not getting. Let's go back to when we were introduced to you. We saw you on the arm of Kanye West, Hollywood's angry black man. We had no idea who you were or what you were about but we knew 2 things: You dressed well and you were silent. Those two things made us love you. You were beautiful. I mean, you still are, but you were so different then. Your fashion, your demeanor, you were mysterious, we had no choice but to want to know more about who you were. As we all know, things with Yeezy didn't work out. It's cool, most relationships don't. We don't fault you for that. Later you hook up with Wiz Khalifa, every hipsters favorite stoner. Such a change from Kanye. And with that, we can honestly say you've changed as well. The silence and the mystery went out the window, you put on a little love weight and you've been whoring for propaganda *copyright Fresh* ever since. You boast about being crazy in love yet you are still looking for something. What is it? First the Fat Boys break up, now everyday I wake, another pic has leaked of your birth canal.
If you're so in love Amber, why do you do it? I know you don't seriously believe that nude photos of you have leaked on 4 different occasions and it was ALL at the hands of a hacker. Girl, what's your password, "WizNAmber4Ever"? The public isn't as dumb as you think Amber Rose. We've been put on to your attention whore ways a long time ago. But why? When you have all the love in the world from Wiz (according to you) what do you need the public for? If I had someone who made good money and loved me flaws & all, I wouldn't have a single problem disappearing into obscurity. But for some reason you fear that. It's not like you had much of a brand before Wiz, why do him like that? Doesn't he give you enough love and attention? Are you going to cry out that you had Daddy Issues? What's the real motive for your reckless behavior, because I refuse to think it's all accidents. They're calculated plans gone wrong. I say gone wrong because after the 2nd time, we truly stopped caring. At this point, the Rose really smells like boo-boo.
With Love Of Course,
Eleven8 xoxoxoxo
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Comment by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on September 16, 2011 at 10:16am -
"First the fat boys break up, now everyday I wake, another pic of your birth canal" lmao!
She's insecure about SOMETHING...hell, Wiz is making good money, I'd gracefully bow out & stay in the background for a while...Kanye probably doing a serious Otis yell right bout now & laughing at her ass
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Comment by ReadytoSettleDown on September 16, 2011 at 10:20am -
THE ROSE REALLY SMELLS LIKE BOO BOO....hot damn Eleven8, you ass is a foo' for that one. but you should direct this same letter to Kim K, not that we've seen her birth canal or anything (lol) the b**** just got married, if she's so in love can she duck off for awhile?!?
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Comment by Phoenix on September 16, 2011 at 11:21am -
I agree with Mello and Ready... The limelight must be a hell of a drug... To have a following you call "rosebuds" like your man has the "taylor gang." But girl, like you said...go have that baby and chill out somewhere...
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Comment by LoveEmLeaveEm on September 16, 2011 at 1:15pm -
I think that when Amber was with Kanye he had alot to do with her being so quiet. And I guarantee she wouldn't have had all these leaks if she were still with Kanye. I think he just wanted someone to be down for him, and at the time, that's probably all she wanted to be. Wiz must nit be putting his foot down good enough tho. SN: I am completely and utterly in lust with Kanye, so if anyone knows him personally, I'm available!!!!! Hahahaha
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Comment by Creative Bee on September 16, 2011 at 1:28pm -
Umm is she fishing for a deal in a porn movie? Idk, might be Whiz is getting tired of her or not giving her enough.. she is up to something for sure but bish is so dumb, i can't
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Comment by Mz.PhatBack on September 16, 2011 at 1:34pm -
LMAO, if only to see her face as she reads this. shes already thinkin of another pic to put out.
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Comment by Eye Sum on September 16, 2011 at 2:37pm -
didn't see the latest but we love Amber because she is a whore. Nothing else to see there.
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Comment by MissBling on September 16, 2011 at 3:44pm -
I heard Wiz caters to her ass. I guess she needs a nigga to treat her like the slore she is, then and only then will she have a seat.
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Comment by nycchickadee on September 16, 2011 at 5:13pm -
I think she was lying when she said her stuff was hacked. She has said that her computer was hacked, twitter, and e-mail was hacked on several occasions. Those rants about Kanye on twitter were planned. Her p**** pics were planned. She isn't fooling anybody.
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Comment by nycchickadee on September 16, 2011 at 5:39pm
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MissBling I heard she gets a hefty allowance from Wiz
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