And Now For Some Words From Tiki Barber's Low-Class Bimbo...

Meet Traci Lynn Johnson, the jump off that Tiki Barber left his wife (who was pregnant with twins) for. Cute, huh? Well cute as she may be she is definitely the dumbest s*** for brains I have ever encountered. Out of all the nonsense she was rambling about in her latest interview with Maxim Mag, the only thing I could deduce is that she's plastic, her blood alcohol level is the same as her IQ, and she has a thing for Carmelo Anthony. Lala, watch your man.

 

Some excerpts from Maxim:

 

Where do you get hit on most often?
When I’m with my two dogs in Central Park. Every guy wants to know their names and how old they are. Then they want to talk to the 5'10" platinum blonde in high heels walking them.

(Eleven8's Thoughts: How wack do you have to be that a guy notices your two dogs before he sees you. Hoe have several seats. This interview was done before it started.)

 

Where would you go on your ideal first date?
A Mexican restaurant. We’d have tacos, enchiladas, and enough salsa to kill someone. And we’d wash it down with tequila and go out dancing. I’m a terrible dancer, but with enough tequila in me, I’ll do anything.

Is that where you went with Tiki?
No, we went to McDonald’s. I was starving and about to flip into b**** mode, so we stopped there. It was a match made in Happy Meals.

(Eleven8's Thoughts: Ironic that you like Happy Meals, since you're obviously a couple of fries short of one.)

 

You’re not a sports fan?
I love basketball. Tiki knows Carmelo Anthony is my favorite New York athlete. We sat with him at an event, and Tiki told him, “She will leave me for you in a heartbeat.” I was so embarrassed.

(Eleven8's Thoughts: If Carmelo ever...and I mean EVER even so much as breathed in this trollop's direction I would join Lala in beating the breaks off his ass. Do you hear me? I would help her castrate him and throw his goods in the Hudson River. Don't even wink at this dumb wench Melo!)

 

How many (tequila shots) do you have in one sitting?
Six, if I have enough limes. Enough tequila can turn any bad date into a great night.

 

So Tiki can hold his liquor. What else don’t we know about him?
Other than the fact that he likes to walk around the house naked?

(Eleven8's Thoughts: *throws Macbook* I'm done....)

 

 

Look, I don't know what it is about these dumb ballers and their even dumber girlfriends but I couldn't even stomach going through half of this interview. This broad is two credits away from the special class and she's only getting dumber by the Tequila shot! THIS is who you left your wife for Tiki? HER? Like, you couldn't do better? Blah! She'll be gone in a few months, especially when those child support payments start rolling in. That's what dumb birds do! 

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Comment by Ajariah Dillon on September 9, 2011 at 11:12am
Lord have mercy. If she isn't trailer park trash, then my eyes have failed me. I hope Tiki's wife takes him to the cleaners....Shameful and in Maxim....Bless her!

SN: She had to be in Special classes in High School.
Comment by Ms. KissyFace on September 9, 2011 at 1:14pm
Tikki is dumber to leave his wife for this brainless tramp. What's he doing trying to wife the side-ho? She must be doing something extra special to make him act so silly.
Comment by Student Beauty on September 9, 2011 at 2:51pm
This lady and our BA member TONE would be perfect because she would understand that "a brother is just trying but can't make it in this white mans world" Match made in Dumbness.
Comment by Baller Alert on September 9, 2011 at 2:59pm
She a bimbo for real...lol
Comment by livelife25 on September 9, 2011 at 3:25pm
First of all, she got this interview off the strength of being tiki's jumpoff?  ugh. And for all y'all asking why he left his wife for her, she plainly said it: with enough tequila in me, i'll do anything. 
Comment by Siren on September 9, 2011 at 4:15pm
his tramp is so low brow... I hope Tiki is happy he threw away his  livelihood behind his dimwit floozy. smmfh He will be bankrupt broke and alone and she would have moved on to the next self loathing athlete...Her and Draya should be friends
Comment by girl on September 9, 2011 at 9:56pm
This can't be a real interview. He has to be embarrassed by this, and I am usually non-judgmental but this tramp is just dumb. Tiki should be ashamed of himself!
Comment by SEASONED $PICE PINE NEEDLE on September 9, 2011 at 10:30pm
lol @ Student RN Beauty
Comment by Sicily Jolie on September 10, 2011 at 12:08pm
*blank f****** stare*
Comment by LMarie on September 10, 2011 at 12:21pm
#HoesBeWinning

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