Another One Bites The Dust: Mark Zuckerberg Marries Priscilla Chan

If you had your heart on snagging a corporate baller, the corporate baller of all corporate ballers, Mark Zuckerberg, is off the market. The two met while attending Harvard and have been together for 9 years. The wedding, which was held at Zuckerberg’s home, came as a complete surprise to guests. 100 people were invited and were under the impression they were attending Chan’s recent medical school graduation. The two broke the news to the rest of the world by updating their Facebook statuses. Cute!