Derrick Rose Loves Hoes, He Just Doesn't Pay Em...

We are in a recession and the NBA season is cancelled out so don't look for Derrick Rose to pay you for sticking his limo in your driveway. According to the BFF of a Twitter prostitute, Derrick Rose skipped the bill after receiving services from a lady of the night:

 

Welp! Do I pity D.Rose? If this is true, nope! I'm sure he's getting too much free nookie thrown at him for him to be duping more defenseless Twitter hoes. Then again, times are about to be real hard so I can't really blame him.

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Comment by MS. UCAN NEVA GET ENUFF!! on November 15, 2011 at 2:03pm

Ummm, IMO, she aint charge his ass nothing cuz she didnt get paid.  She prolly had sex with him, asked for some money and he said "I aint paying"  I mean it is possible, but I doubt she (a twitter hoe) told Derrick Rose before he hit that he had to pay and he agreed...not like that

Comment by PlaneJaneLane on November 15, 2011 at 2:24pm

agreed

Ummm, IMO, she aint charge his ass nothing cuz she didnt get paid.  She prolly had sex with him, asked for some money and he said "I aint paying"  I mean it is possible, but I doubt she (a twitter hoe) told Derrick Rose before he hit that he had to pay and he agreed...not like that

Comment by Ms. Ashley Banks on November 15, 2011 at 2:48pm

Who the hell goes onto an online forum and tries to talk trash about someone partaking in illegal activity?! If it was your "friend" that you're talking about.

Comment by blackfujones on November 15, 2011 at 2:56pm

Doesnt sound like some s*** pooh would do.  He has good handlers around him so if you were to be paid he woulda done it.  He's learned from not paying folks since that mishap at memphis. So I highly doubt this ish is true

Comment by mese on November 15, 2011 at 4:26pm
Pooh??? Lmfao!!
Comment by blackfujones on November 15, 2011 at 4:51pm

@prettybrown yeah Pooh...I met him when I came back from college and used to hoop in washington park and over in murry park at times.  Thas what everybody called him...he was that f***** good at 12-13 at the time. everyone knew he was league bound

Comment by livelife25 on November 15, 2011 at 5:33pm

Why did i read the title like a nursery rhyme?  "Derrick Rose, he loves the hoes, he just don't like to pay 'em.  When word gets on the street, that he's cheap, I'll bet they'll no longer lay him."

Comment by Eleven8 on November 15, 2011 at 5:54pm

hahahah @livelife yessss!! i actually said it to the tune of an intro to a Ludacris Song (i think Faizon Love said it) but i love your nursery rhyme even more!! 

Comment by SEASONED $PICE PINE NEEDLE on November 15, 2011 at 7:12pm

.....but don't you collect (settle accounts) before you get down? What kinda hoe is this?

Comment by Eleven8 on November 15, 2011 at 7:17pm
She a new booty...shoulda asked for a deposit first lol

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