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EVERY BALLER DOES NOT HAVE A MAGNUM
I have something on my mind...
One of my side hustles is working at a nightclub. Last Saturday, while I was working outside – I noticed that EVERY man that had a condom in his pocket - it happened to be a Magnum. For some of you that are sexually challenged - a Magnum condom is made by Trojan for extra large penises.
My first thought was - are they screwing inside of the club? I know it happens – but I haven’t seen that type of tomfoolery since the DC Live days. I must say that the club scene has calm down tremendously. I guess you should be prepared - just in case. :)
My second thought was - are men packing like that? When my girlfriends and I have our hen sessions - stories are shared about men who need their egos boosted by pulling out Magnums for there less than average penises! We laugh about it – one of my girlfriends bust one guy out asking why did he feel the need to purchase Magnums. He called her a slut and rolled out. LOL
For the men on the site – do you compare? Maybe it’s a misconception about what the average size is. The average size penis is five inches – are you telling me that most men are above average? LOL
Even is this true – which I highly doubt – you don’t need a Magnum to fit your XL Penis.
This video proves it - and look fellas - it's a REGULAR condom:
I polled a few guys and asked them what condoms did they use and I swear to you – EVERY single guy said Magnums.
Here are some quotes:
“My d*** is a third leg – they need Magnums 4X for me” – DJ Alizay
“Magnums don’t break” – Supa Scotty - Host/Promoter
“I use Magnums because they are comfortable” – Anonymous
“I use Magnums” – Akil – Promoter
I seriously think it’s a male ego thing.
Thoughts????
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Comment by mochagirl on July 23, 2008 at 9:06am -
So true, I went into my exes coat pocket one day there was a magnum in it. The b**** in me wanted to tell him so bad that he didn't need it. He was above average, but def not Magnum material. I let it slide, I know that penis size is a huge source of pride for most men. That was my good deed for 08.
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Comment by Dat_Fly_Philly_Chick on July 23, 2008 at 9:16am -
Oh my goodness, don't even get me started on this. I really had to curse this one dude out that I was dealing with for that. First I'm already goofy as s***, two he's barely average size, so when he turned around in that baggy ass condom, I bust out laughing and asked him what he planned to do with that. It was so damn baggy yall I could of got preg from across the room. But yeah, I think they think its cool to pull out the "GOLD PACK", but it could also be a bit embarrassing when a chick laughs at you, LMFAO
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Comment by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on July 23, 2008 at 10:08am -
this is hilarious, but so true...u get dudes who brag about their johnson saying stock up on the magnums, and when u see it, it looks like it belongs 2 a baby..where you would need tweezers 2 hold it...lol, men & their egos, smh....
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Comment by Le Coquette on July 23, 2008 at 10:12am -
I will tell someone and have. I am not going to get pregnant because you wanna play Big Boy. If your d*** is small learn how to eat P*ssy.
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Comment by Siren on July 23, 2008 at 10:23am -
PSA- Men wear condoms that fit. Condoms are not supposed to be baggy like your jeans they are supposed to fit. Then you act all stupid when it "slips off" DUMMIE's! Ladies do not lie to your man about being Magnum Worthy!!!
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Comment by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on July 23, 2008 at 11:26am -
I personally am allergic to natural rubber latex so I buy my own brand 'Avanti' by Durex.
We use what I have & they always fit.
I also know there are no 'intentional' holes in them, I'm in control. (People have tried to 'knock me up' in the past by being sneaky)
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Comment by Holly-Would on July 23, 2008 at 11:36am -
hey and just because you don't have corns on your feet, does not mean yuo should be wearing open toes....
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Comment by Baller Alert on July 23, 2008 at 11:46am -
Queen...what the hell?
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Comment by Charlie/Daddy's Girl on July 23, 2008 at 11:53am -
I know sooo many men with this issue...they say ita comfortable - the hell...I think they are making them smaller now.
My bff swear by them and trust me he doesn't need one and I know that for a fact.
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Comment by Holly-Would on July 23, 2008 at 11:53am
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LOL....Boss thats one of the first things that came to my mind....off topic, I know
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