Girl, That Ain't Yo Man, That's Community D!ck

I had to bring this blog back after watching Love & Hip Hop Atlanta and seeing Joseline claiming Stevie J like she was the main chick. Stop stating claim to community penis. What is community penis you ask?

 

Community Penis [kuh-myoo-ni-tee,  pee-nis] - a single, unattached man who freely  roams any given social space providing sexual intercourse without the worry of repercussion.

 

You know the great thing about community penis? It belongs to everybody! He's not your man. You share that man! So why are these young ladies out here stating claim to penis that everyone is free to get? When you hit it he was community d*** and when she hit it he was still community d***. Do you have the title and registration on that d***? Do you have a deed on that d***? No? So that is not your d*** to claim. It never was. You were for fun. When the ride is over you get off and let the next girl have a try. Mind your manners and share your toys.

 

These misguided young ladies are out here on some "I had that d*** first" mess. Look, lets talk about who HASN'T had that d*** & keep the convo short. You didn't pop the cherry, it wasn't yours first. You were just another girl to share the experience that subsequently we all have. It be like that. Consider that some good old fashioned Peach Street d***. Or some MLK Blvd d*** if you will. But YOURS? Never was.

 

What I will truly never understand are the women who get mad at other women when they found out that they have shared the same penis. How can you be upset? When a guy and his homie and their homie and his homie's brother all hit the same broad they never get angry at each other. In fact they dap each other and compare notes. So why do we fight over something we never owned in the first place? What we should do as women is stop attaching ourselves to men who aren't attaching themselves to us. Once we begin to do this we'll stop getting hurt every time we see another woman run up on "our" d***. Then maybe we'll stop claiming community d***. It's everybody's!



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Comment by ATLien on July 10, 2012 at 12:37pm

Joseline and Mimi need to read this. When Mimi said to Joseline that she was pregnant by her man I shook my head. Them b****** are dumb as a bag of rocks. 

Comment by ReadytoSettleDown on July 10, 2012 at 1:02pm

*in my 2 Chainz voice* TELL EM!!! Good post!

Comment by TawnBaby on July 10, 2012 at 2:26pm

there is a Steebee in everyhood

Comment by Desiree' on July 10, 2012 at 10:44pm

girl preach lol

Comment by Miss Double Kiss on July 11, 2012 at 3:08am

community D*** probably got community AIDS too!

Any chick (or dude) fighting over it is a lame and a low self esteem ho.

Nothing else to say!

Comment by BlackSnakeMoan on July 11, 2012 at 9:42am

sharing is caring right?

Comment by luvsmoochez on July 11, 2012 at 11:29am

lmfao @ Steebee "Tawntbaby", but you are so right! I really hope this mess with Mimi & Jose is made for tv drama. Dude must have sum awesome peen to make females completely make a fool of themselves in front of the whole world!

Comment by l8dy-c on July 11, 2012 at 1:35pm
There is alot of community pu$$y out there as well. These women also have the nerve to get upset when one if their men is talking to another female.
Comment by Carla Jenkins on July 12, 2012 at 10:12am

Thanks for re-posting this in light of this Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta madness. 

@l8dy-c Ms. Joseline is certified community p****!

@Miss Double Kiss Right!  Community d*** and (p****) has Community AIDS.  These people are having unprotected sex spreading the virus through this community.

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