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Girl, That Ain't Yo Man, That's Community Penis
Stop stating claim to community penis. What is community penis you ask?
Community Penis [kuh-myoo-ni-tee, pee-nis] - a single, unattached man who freely roams any given social space providing sexual intercourse without the worry of repercussion.
You know the great thing about community penis? It belongs to everybody! He's not your man. You share that man! So why are these young ladies out here stating claim to penis that everyone is free to get? When you hit it he was community d*** and when she hit it he was still community d***. Do you have the title and registration on that d***? Do you have a deed on that d***? No? So that is not your d*** to claim. It never was. You were for fun. When the ride is over you get off and let the next girl have a try. Mind your manners and share your toys.
These misguided young ladies are out here on some "I had that d*** first" mess. Look, lets talk about who HASN'T had that d*** & keep the convo short. You didn't pop the cherry, it wasn't yours first. You were just another girl to share the experience that subsequently we all have. It be like that. Consider that some good old fashioned Peach Street d***. Or some MLK Blvd d*** if you will. But YOURS? Never was.
What I will truly never understand are the women who get mad at other women when they found out that they have shared the same penis. How can you be upset? When a guy and his homie and their homie and his homie's brother all hit the same broad they never get angry at each other. In fact they dap each other and compare notes. So why do we fight over something we never owned in the first place? What we should do as women is stop attaching ourselves to men who aren't attaching themselves to us. Once we begin to do this we'll stop getting hurt every time we see another woman run up on "our" d***. Then maybe we'll stop claiming community d***. It's everybody's!
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Comment by Me Me on December 23, 2011 at 7:12pm -
Hahahahahahaaaa Luv this article
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Comment by Dominique Jem on December 23, 2011 at 7:20pm -
Do u have a deed to the d***? LMAO Hilarious!
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Comment by Suzy on December 23, 2011 at 8:41pm -
Best lines, do you have title and registration and have a deed for that d***. LMAO!!
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Comment by TheLadyJosephine on December 23, 2011 at 9:25pm -
Why even f*** with community d***? It's usually been to the community clinic and it's the father of the community's kids. Leave it alone, leave it alone, leave it alone.
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Comment by Eleven8 on December 23, 2011 at 9:28pm -
@TheLadyJosephine they sell condoms in the community. Nothing wrong with getting some free and unattached peen. Men do the same to women all the time.
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Comment by TheLadyJosephine on December 23, 2011 at 10:10pm
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LOL....no thanks. What's that line from Clueless...I'm picky about my shoes and they just go on my feet. I don't share my shoes and I have a 100+, LOL.
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Comment by Dragon Slayer Puss on December 24, 2011 at 2:35am
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Do u have a deed to that d***? That's all I wanna know! L. M. A. O.
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Comment by Nene2 on December 25, 2011 at 7:19am -
I can dig it,@TheLady Joesphine..but u neva kno until..consider Vanessa, Pilar,Toya jus to name few. The all had deeds and titles didn't stop the community charity so jus be aware it could be ur boo too.
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