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This groupie tale actually comes from our friends over at Ozone Magazine. They used to have a feature called Groupie Confessions and I actually forgot how good some of these are. Here's a good one on Chrissy Lampkin's boo, Jim Jones. Dip Set!
Ozone: What's your story?
Groupie: I had a relationship with Jim, it was based on sex though. The relationship lasted for a good four months, until his baby's mom started gettin all b!tchy with him because he wasn't spending time with the baby. He was spending all his time and giving all his d!ck and money to me.
Ozone: How did you meet?
Groupie: Well I was visiting my cousin in Harlem for like 6 months and the first day we got really bored just chilling in her house, so we left and walked around. We came up to this store (I can't remember what the name was..) and we seen these three sexy ass guys posted up in front of the store. Of course my cousin and I being a couple of dimes, they spit some game at us. My cousin was all up under one of the dudes, I guess she knew him. Then Jim walked up to me and asked me if me and my cousin would chill with him and his boys. We said yes and then left with the guys to their house.
Ozone: So what happened?
Groupie: We got to the house, and we was all chilling, talking, laughing and smoking blunts. Me being the freak I am, when I get high I turn horny. So I was all up on Jim's d!ck, grinding, just all around not giving a fuuck who all was in the room. After all the dry sex we got up and walked to Jim's room and he threw my on the bed and he pulled his pants down, and thats when I saw THE BIGGEST D!CK I EVER SEEN. I was horny and wet just looking at his d***. I told him to fuuck me now and we fuucked that whole night. I ended up staying the night at that house. When I woke up that morning I saw my cousin with her head layed across one of Jim's friends laps. So I woke her ass up and we showered and then I gave Jim my telephone number and we bounced.
Ozone: Were you dissapointed?
Groupie: HELL TO THE NO!! That man has the biggest d!ick EVER. You see I said the relationship lasted about four months!! The sex was AWESOME!
Ozone: But wait, what happened after you guys had sex?
Groupie: Well he had my number and as soon as I got in the house he called me. We chilled more and more. The pus$y must have been good to him because he started spending money on me like I was wifey or something. I wasn't mad at it though.
Ozone: What ended the relationship?
Groupie: Lord, it was a bunch of drama with his baby's mother. The b!tch was basically hating on me because I had her baby's father wrapped around my finger, and in my pus$y everynight. We ended up coming across each other in the streets and we fought like two grown ass men at that store I met Jim at. Oh, and you best believe I kicked that b!tches ass.
Comment by OLD $PICE PINE NEEDLE on June 1, 2012 at 11:06am ...here we go again, talking bout 'biggest d!ick I've ever seen' sighs, good read though lol lol lol
Comment by Goldie F***'n Fish on June 1, 2012 at 11:16am that last question/answer is ratchet as f***.
"oh and we fought like grown ass men"
of course a woman would get mad if her BD is spending more time with a girl who refers to herself as a "dime" rather than with the baby...
My people...
Comment by Desiree' on June 1, 2012 at 11:26am i didnt know jim had kids
Comment by TawnBaby on June 1, 2012 at 12:48pm well...this isnt the 1st time i heard that Jimmy had a big d***...
my homegirl told me the same thing...
BOFL THE BIGGEST D*** EVER
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