Groupie Tales: Nick Young Is Thick & Long But F'd Me Like A Two Cent Ho

It's been a long time since we've gotten a Groupie Tale and when I got one on Nick Young of the Philadelphia 76'ers, I was pretty hesitant to even open it. Then I read it and who knew Nick was working it like that? Apparently the young Baller is and what's even better is that he gives zero f**ks afterwords. I nearly died reading this groupie tale!

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 Nick Young wasn't the first celebrity I've came across. Well, specifically he's the dumbest but far the richest from my observations.  I remember seeing him on media takeout when his longtime girlfriend and Teyana Taylor got into a little tussle so I tweeted about it and of course he was tagged. Immediately after my tweet he searched for my Face book and began to message me. My thoughts, this was odd but whatever. Nick and I carried very brief conversations but nothing to be excited about. We continued to share Face book messages for about 6 months before he ask for my number. He mentioned that he had a game in ATL and wanted to hangout.  I gave him a fake internet number. We chatted for a long time yet I was skeptical not knowing if it was actually him or his fat ass friend in all his pictures. I was not in ATL during his first visit to town instead we chatted on and off for probably once or twice a week for six months. Once again he was back in town, this particular time my intention was to stand him up but during practice he injured his knee!

Less than a month later, Nick informed me that he was going to be in Atlanta for a game right after my birthday (What a surprise). (Fast forward) the day he made it in he contacted me around lunch time saying he wanted to hang out! INTENTIONALLY I KNEW HE WANTED TO F***! I just wasn't sure how he was going about it. I told him I'll come after I get my hair done. I hit him back around 12am. He had a lil attitude tossing a hissy fit claiming my hair shouldn't take so long around this time he accompanied his teammate at the club and explained he wouldn't make it back in till 2am! He contacted me while headed back to his room at the Ritz!  I took my time coming and I didn't make it till around 3:30ish. When I arrived he met me down stairs in the lobby! He is a lot thicker in person and a lot more attractive than his goofy ass pictures. My panties got wet in my jeans hugging all my curves. I tried carrying out a conversation but my allergies where killing me so my voice was damn near gone. We finally made it to his room and it was a hot damn mess! Not like it bothered me any, as long as his d*** wasn't dirty! When we first walked in he plops on the bed and a grown ass man turned straight into a damn 5 year old within seconds! He laid on the bed covering his eyes saying he's tired and had the audacity to still complain about my hair!

Then no more than 5min later...So what's up (the sex question) Dumb answer! (You tell me) At this point it was obvious he wasn't willing to be the seducer, so of course I had to take on the role allergies and all. I dropped my pants to the sexy lingerie piece from Fredrick's of Hollywood!  Nick's eye were instantly glued to my 43 inch ass. I climbed on the bed and sucked his d*** which was hard as hell. I would say 9inches pushing a10! Let's say his d*** was thick and long! Perfect! His d*** tasted amazing. I could suck his d*** all day but since he wasn't paying all my bills that wasn't an option. He kept pulling away! Groaning repeating OMG while I devoured his d***! He reached for a condom and told me he wanted some p****. My walls cringed at the sight of his d***! He told me to turn around and held my waist while he pounded me in the doggy position! He lasted less than a minute! At this moment my p**** felt numb and full!

I wasn't ok at this moment. He f***** me like a 2 cent hoe and didn't have a problem showing it! He got up and rinsed off in the bathroom explain he had good news and bad news! Good news he wasn't expecting it to be good! Bad news he was tired and wanted to go to bed! I already tossed my clothes on while he was washing off in the bathroom. I didn't feel right and I didn't want to extend my stay after all I was getting kicked out anyway! With our 30 min extravaganza I got my keys and prepared to walk out he passed me 300 bucks and claimed it was gas money! I couldn't help but laugh! 300 dollars was Mc Donald change! Me just turning 23 Im doing extremely well for myself without the credit card scams and strip club like the rest of these b****** in Atlanta! He treated me as if i courted him like some night club hooker! After a year of talking and this??? Hell I would've charged a tad bit more and got my money in the beginning of i would've known He was going to treat my like a prostitute Never would i agree to 300 dollars! At this moment I wanted to kick his tall ass but I held back and we shared a church hug! No reservations to see each other later! just a simple goodbye! The 300 was a joke to me! Especially since his baby mama looks like a burnt gremlin and his girl look like a tranny on steroids with a f***** up weave! I'd assume he would at least turned out a tad bit logical about this! ! like my theory! you pay me to keep my mouth closed! not make my way 3 miles up the road! F*** u nick!

Sounds like this girl was a professional and was mad Nick sent her home with $300 and a hug. Girl, you traveled 3 miles, got some good D and you complaining about $300 gas money? What car do you drive that takes more than $300 to go 3 miles? Yeah, she GOTTA be a pro! I'm not even mad at you girl but maybe had you shown up to the hotel on time you would've gotten more coins. Tardiness will not be rewarded.

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Tags: groupie, nick, philadelphia, sixers, tale, young

Comment by PrettyYoungThang on April 10, 2013 at 9:12am

tardiness will not be rewarded...LMAO

Comment by Sheli on April 10, 2013 at 9:49am

She came expecting to phuck for free, but left with $300, so why she mad???? Bish did better than Chipolte girl and the chick that Kapernick left at the airport all in 30 mins.

Comment by Mac Maine on April 10, 2013 at 10:04am

when it going to be just a f***... niggas like to know what its gone cost us up front... she ain't play the game right so $300 is all she got! 

Comment by Denise Aba on April 10, 2013 at 10:25am


Comment by Love is a Losing Game on April 10, 2013 at 10:31am

She knew what time it was...I mean she put her cothes on while he was washing up...clearly at 3:30am she thought she should go home instead of at least get some morning room service....300 was cool until she FELT like he treated her azz, which he did by sending her home. His responses were PRICELESS tho LOL...when a man acts like he gives zero f****, it is your que to move the hell around, not try to convince him to care. 

Comment by TawnyBaby on April 10, 2013 at 10:45am

what cracks me up about these tales is...when they talk about what they had on...and how thick they are...WE DONT CARE ABOUT U!!!!

we just want to know about what he was holding, how good/bad he was and how he s****** on u in the end...thank u...

Comment by HONEYGRiP on April 10, 2013 at 10:49am

Oh, the irony... smh.

Comment by Carla Jenkins on April 10, 2013 at 10:52am

This passage right here cracks me up " I'm not running credit card scams or working at the strip club like some of those whores!' but you're having sex for $300. Sounds like prostitution to me! How is this respectable? Girl, bye!

Also Nick Young stays in the groupie tale loop.  Last month it was his ex C-Rod nude photos leaking and now this.

Comment by Sheli on April 10, 2013 at 10:54am

She yappin about deleting him from her social networks while this ninja washing the remanence of their phuck session off in the bathroom sink, ma' you lost!! LOL

When that ninja said "have a bless one" I was DONE for her!!!

Comment by Future Socialite on April 10, 2013 at 10:58am

Am I the only one irritated with all of the extra details? My 43 inch ass? Like really, girl bye. We don't care about that. 


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