Groupie Tales: Udonis Haslem Pulls An All Nighter!!

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I've never ran across a Udonis Haslem story....well, until a reader submitted this one. Looks like Udonis is packing that real Miami Heat.

 

Met him at sneaker store in Miami. We exchanged numbers but never really kept in touch. I saw him again leaving the club and he grabbed my hand to pull me with him. I got in the car and we left. He took me took his condo that his shares with his boys (cuz i think he got a wife at home). We went in the room and started undressing. He has a marvelous body and he's covered in tattoos!   He didn't waste any time. He's definitely in the "magnum" club. It's not enormous but it's big. He likes to f*** missionary which is fine for me. He definitely fell asleep in it tho which was weird seeing that we weren't dating or anything. In the morning his boy brought us some breakfast, we ate and by noon he had dropped me off at the crib. We smashed a few more times after that but nothing ever came of it... Other than HEAT tickets whenever I wanted. Lol

Overall: great lay. He's super passionate. His stamina is incredible. He's an "all nighter".  I'd give him a 4 out of 5. Only cuz he's kinda quiet... But who cares what you gotta say when you're putting it down for hours at a time.

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Comment by Yolanda Davis on February 28, 2012 at 9:32am
OK AND YOU POINT IS.YOU KISS AND TOLD AND WHAT WAS THE AWARED AGAIN HEAT TICKETS.AND YOUR POINT IS AGAIN...........
Comment by Monica Amazing on February 28, 2012 at 10:58am

I was about to post that he has a wife and baby, right?  Never stopped anyone before... ch...

Comment by AllyNWonderland on February 28, 2012 at 11:27am
Well she got straight to the point, she ain't want s-it but d-ck and some tickets so kudos to her for keeping it real....
Comment by isntshelovely25 on February 28, 2012 at 4:13pm

and some breakfast. lol

Comment by Babydoll on March 1, 2012 at 12:48pm

This story is pretty common, no? I just can't get over the fact that this grown man is wearing braids tho!! 0.o

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