Guide to becoming a Kept Man(snagging a female baller)



I am on vacation so I thought why not I'm on a roll.lol. But anywho, this is for any guy or girl just curious as to what it takes to land a female sponsor. I will give accounts from my own experience in this lifestyle, and provide a framework to go by because it can be overwhelming otherwise. Btw, a little background, I am currently a kept man. I have dated female celebrities, dime pieces, smashed nfl stars girls etc. In fact I'm on a trip right now a woman I'm seeing sponsored, his all the free time to blog and ish. I have gotten cars, designer clothes(dior,prada) and had my rent paid for years and now a house, yes a house. But with strings of course.

Rule No1: Be yourself, Just let yourself shine.
I'm not the sexiest dude out there, but most women call me handsome upon first impression. I have a regular 9-5(more on that later) and have average cars. Off the top, the biggest mistake I made and I see others make is trying to be something you are not. A definite no,no. You want women to see the value of you and regard it as precious commodity. So stop the facades and fake ballin IMMEDIATELY.

Case in point, drive older regular cars. I do this on purpose to set the tone for humility, which is one of my virtues. I just amplify it by being very humble on the front end.

Rule No2: You dont have to be Reggie Bush
But it wouldn't hurt either. I am not a sexy dude, actually quite the opposite. I am very nerdy and most women would have various stereotypes for me. But on the flip side it is who I am and that is infectious. You need to know how women view you. You may have appeal beyond attraction that people gravitate toward you for. Most women do consider me handsome, but not necessarilly sexy. Know the difference. My nerd, educated swag disarms pretty women. Also because I look good in a suit and formal clothes women like to buy me these things that other guys shun, and because they want to go to places to wear them. Also if you are not cute, you can still pull it off, but your shelf life is cut considerably.

Rule No3: Never depend on dimes
Like I said, it is fun to brag about dime pieces and all. But to be a kept man, imho it will NEVER work. I have smashed NFL dudes girls and had them take me shopping with his money a couple of times. But again in general they in the same boat, they using somebody else ish. Again it's fun, but a time waster, this goes with strippers or any other chicks that use their looks for profit. So get it outta your mind, you will not want anything higher than a 7.5. Other than that there is no longevity.

Rule No4: You must put it down!
I when I say put it down I mean PUT IT DOWN!! no half azz lazy d*** service. She must be fully dickmatized to the extent she doesn't anybody else to have you. Once you have this established she will be willing to do anything she can to Possess you. At that point you can get all the spoils of being taken care of.

I will add more as they come along. Also if this offends anyone, ummm I dont know what to say but it's life. I don't manipulate women I just facilitate a pleasurable mutually enjoyable lifestyle. Women do these things because they enjoy the time I give them so they make it easier to get that time by making so I work less and am more available. Don't judge me...lol


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Comment by Busy Signal aka $picey on August 26, 2010 at 9:27pm
**reading and taking notes**

Comment by Moving In Silence on August 26, 2010 at 9:43pm
This isnt foolishness. Hell this isn't anything we didnt know already....is it? Get yours boo boo! ^5
Comment by SACK CHASER on August 26, 2010 at 9:58pm
Lol @Boss!

Get it how you can!
Comment by Busy Signal aka $picey on August 26, 2010 at 10:24pm
The pic is priceless LMAO
Comment by Baller Alert on August 26, 2010 at 10:44pm
@spice I was able to add one lol
Comment by Chocolate Jalapeno on August 27, 2010 at 7:46am
Whew lol
Comment by Golden Child on August 27, 2010 at 10:22am
Yeah that pic is hilarious...that's all for now.
Comment by Sugar on August 27, 2010 at 10:57am
Bwahahaha @ short set ... I was always like wtf she talking about lmao
Comment by The Male Opinion on August 27, 2010 at 2:13pm
Taking Advice! I need some old Rich White woman to put in her will. LOL
Comment by J.R. on August 28, 2010 at 11:32am
Have not really had any married women that I know of take care of me...mostly kinda single women...one thing I do want to point out is that although my lifestyle can be glamourous at times(trips to france, rolex subs, fine dining) I do not want to glamourize the lifestyle. The lifestyle is not as well recieved as female groupies, as women react very differently and don't just brush it off as he was a gold digger. I break alot of hearts when exposed and when jumping from one sponsor to the next. Not that I lie or mislead bc I believe thats very "unplayer like" imho. I tell them the terms and make them accept this on the FRONT END. But in the end it usually ends badly unless you do your best to make the person indifferent before you depart. For this reason I probably will use this board as my savior...lol...because it's a lot of ish I contain that I'd like to share but in a safe ish kinda way. Again not that I'm deceitful it's just if it comes out in the wrong manner it changes the perspective of things, these kinda things must remain private. Also if any of my former women are on here getting pissed just call me or Pm me....

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