Its time to put the kiddies to bed. Mommy & Daddy want to have a little fun. As if working majority of your lives isn't enough, some folks usually are too tired to delve into the sexual realm. Yea, I know you're thinking, Mello speak for yourself. The truth of the matter some couples don't have sex nearly as much as they used to. Now, I was out of commission for a minute, but trust & believe I'm back in action as if I've never left.

Now for those individuals whose sex lives have become non-existent, I say add some jalapenos to that b****. Sex is the spice of life! As women we do enjoy being made love to, but every now & then, that raunchy alter ego likes to come out & for lack of better terms, get F*****! Right or wrong? Sometimes its needed, especially when its make-up sex.

I'm naturally a hot under the collar individual, but by looking at me you'd never know it. Guess I let the cat out the bag with that one, but, I keep it selective with my "Daddy". He enjoys the manner in which I carry myself, typical book nerd during the day & his personal porn-star at night. Now please don't get me wrong, I know the physical won't keep a man for long, however if you MENTALLY f*** him, trust & believe he's yours to keep forever.

Be spontaneous. When sex becomes too routine, its, typical, you get yours, I get mine & its over. Let foreplay be your friend. Tease him. Set the mood. Don't be afraid to get your knees dirty. If you're not giving head in the 2009, I guarantee you, hes receiving from elsewhere. If you're in the car, headed home, set the mood, prior to getting home. Music is set. You get close. Surprise! Insert that cucumber into that mouth of yours. Tasty, ain't it? OF COURSE LADIES BE SELECTIVE WITH THIS! EVERY CUCUMBER AIN'T RIPE, & AIN'T MEANT TO BE PICKED.

You can never go wrong with role playing. Dress up & be his little naughty school girl, or french maid. You'd be surprised how many men fantasize about random stuff like this.

Invest in your own personal set of pornos. Learn from the best. There's plenty I could talk about, but one blog entry just won't cut it. Perhaps I will make this a weekly thing. Ain't nothing like being mutually turned out! The suggestion box is definitely open!


Happy Fornicating!!!




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Comment by CLEM on May 22, 2009 at 8:28am
Physical won't keep a man for long, however if you MENTALLY f*** him, trust & believe he's yours to keep forever.....NOW THATS REAL TALK!
Comment by Siren on May 22, 2009 at 8:34am
Now you KNOW this matter is one of my fav's will revisit soon
Comment by S0 F L Y Y on May 22, 2009 at 8:46am
i echo your sentiments GF. Lol.
Comment by Stephbaby on May 22, 2009 at 11:11am
Great blog BAG & that quote that Clem pointed out IS real talk, the WHOLE blog is real talk! I cant get enough of role playin, especially outside the bedroom ;-) Throwing up the BA gang sign! lol
Comment by Isis on May 22, 2009 at 11:26am
and most importantly : BE SELECTIVE WITH THIS! EVERY CUCUMBER AIN'T RIPE, & AIN'T MEANT TO BE PICKED.

Thats the truth
Comment by Siren on May 22, 2009 at 11:42am
As a suggestion you can get some great ideas from Lynxx & Mistress Klymax... We have a few of the same toys in our arsenal. LOL Sometimes the schoolgirl & french maid are too predictable!
Comment by lady lynxx- ladylynxx.ning.com on May 22, 2009 at 11:50am
lol @ Siren! Thank you lady, that was a nice shout out!

I like this blog though, they have the right idea. Phone sex is another great way to keep his imagination going; it's such a tease when he's far way from you, yet you've got him jerking off like a maniac. Now THAT is a mental f***! Lol!
Comment by Mello826BA aka BAGroupie on May 22, 2009 at 12:03pm
keep the suggestions coming ladies as I take note...

4got 2 mention toys..they work wonders too
Comment by Miss Sweets on May 27, 2009 at 7:16pm
Text sex is another one ever tried it? Its crazy I have my dude going crazy rubbin one out at least once a week with different senarios...
Comment by PrettyThinker on May 27, 2009 at 7:47pm
Very True......

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