IF YOU CHEAT YOU NEED AN ALIBI....

One of my triflin friends in the good ole M.I.A uses this service for cheaters (if only tiger used it). It's a service that provides alibis and excuses for absences. If you are involved in discreet affairs or you are married and you are trying to get away from your partner to play then the alibi network is the company for you...SMH

I wonder if they provide alibi's for murders... moving right along

Check out the services they provide:

Virtual Hotel Service.

Do you need some time for yourself? Are you married but looking to blow off some steam at the poker table in Vegas? Use our Virtual Hotel Service and tell everyone you are in Florida. Our virtual hotel number comes with the 24 hour hotel receptionist who will greet callers with the appropriate greeting such as "Welcome to XYZ Hotel, etc." Callers will have options of calling directly our guests' rooms by dialing rooms' extensions or pushing "0" to reach hotel's front desk receptionist. The receptionist will ask for the room number or the name of the guest and upon being given the right information she/he will route the call to any number our clients would specify. It could be a cell phone, satellite phone or any U.S. or international number anywhere in the world. Upon transfer to a room's extension, our clients will identify a call right away, and they will have an option of either answering it as if they are in a hotel's room or sending it to the room's voice mail which will identify itself as a hotel's room voice mail for the room number 123. Upon leaving a message, a client will be informed by us via e-mail or a phone call.

Virtual Travel Agency and Confirmations.

You are married but looking to hide your recent trip or alter its itinerary? All our confirmations are produced on the letterhead of our Virtual Travel Agency with valid contact info available worldwide.

Airline Confirmations.

Hotel Stay Confirmation.


Car Rental Confirmation


Virtual Seminars/Conferences/Training.

So that married personals website you signed up for a while back is finally paying off and you now need an excuse to go out of town? You are married but looking for ways to hide your affair? We offer a solid and a carefully constructed 2 - 5 day alibi package for a client who is comfortable with the idea of going to a training. Our partner Seminar/Training/Conference Organizing Company has a database of over 50,000 seminars and conferences with appropriate materials on a variety of topics such as Medicine, Engineering and Technology, Physical Science, Law, Education, Business and Economics, Math and Statistics, Social Sciences, Humanity - to name just a few. Our partner company has its own Internet Website with the toll-free number answered by the trained receptionist. This package comes with many options that could be altered to include or exclude more services and that would give our clients a feeling of extra security and confidence in ensuring a complete privacy and anonymity in their private affairs.

* We place a call to you in advance confirming that your seminar/training/conference is scheduled for a date and a location designated by you. The call be made either from a private number or from any number requested by you.
* We mail you a conference invitation along with the timetable and topics overview, backed up by our partner's company
* toll-free number with the trained receptionist who will be prescreening all incoming phone calls. We will send you an e-ticket confirmation that you will be able to print if you choose to travel to a destination different from your actual point of travel.
* We will set you up with the virtual hotel number which will be answered by a live operator 24 hours a day. The operator will greet a caller with an appropriate hotel greeting message and will handle a call according to the instructions.
* We will send you a Certificate of Completion within 10 business days from the end of training.
* We will e-mail you digital photographs of you among the students at a particular location chosen by you.
* We can make a follow up call to you from one of the students wanting to keep in touch with you. (His phone number could be kept for a future need.)

World Wide Telephone Service.

Are you in Los Angeles? Philadelphia? Or at least that is what you want people to think? We have international numbers, toll free numbers as well as numbers with area codes in most United States metropolitan areas that you can give to people who could potentially contact you and we'll arrange it so that it appears to callers that you ARE in Los Angeles, Philadelphia, etc, (even though you might actually be some place else). They will call us at the phone number you give to them and we will transfer their calls behind the scenes to your cellular phone or any other number you designate. Calls can be routed to anybody, in any location, anywhere in the world. We will also enable you to make a phone call yourself from any place in the world, so that it appears that you are calling from New York, Dallas or any place you choose.

Call in Sick Service.

Call In Sick Service provides clients with a cast-iron sickness alibis. We would call a place of your work for you and pretend to be your doctor /dentist or a spouse, etc. and tell your boss that you can’t come in. So you will not have to fake it on the phone! This is even useful for our clients who are self-employed – freelancers, business owners, etc.

Escape-a-Date Service.

You were looking forward to a perfect date when she suddenly told you she was married. Our service allows you to set-up a save me from my date phone call at a predetermined time. We will call you at the time you wish and if married dating is not something you are into, we will set the tone for an immediate getaway.

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I'm sure it's nothing but men that use this service because women are much smarter. Ladies this just goes to show you the lengths that men will go through just to get some new pussy.

Always be one step ahead of them....