For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
Oh Karrine, Karrine, Karrine. Just when you start to forget about her she comes back with some more nonsense. Just a few short months ago we announced Karrine Steffans was bringing a baby Superhead into the world. You would think she would chill but obviously not. In a series of tweets last night Karrine goes IN on her new husband. She calls his penis small, says she has a new man and literally says any possible thing a man would HATE to hear. As far as this "baby"? Nowhere in sight. Karrine "Stunts & Shows" Steffans is back & you can read her rant below!
Randomly it all started...
"Sometimes, in relationships, the pleasure is all theirs. Alone, I am a superhero. With you, I am a mere mortal. You deplete me. I'm tired of being your upgrade. We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic. I'm tired of pretending your mediocracy is okay with me. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss G650's. I'm tired of you driving my car. I'm tired of pretending you're not a burden. I'm tired of pretending I don't deserve a f****** BOSS!"
And then come the low blows...
"Stop telling me you love me as if you're doing me some sort of favor. I don't need you to love me. I love me. I'm tired of pretending like you shouldn't be intimidated by the other men in my life. Cuz you should. I'm tired of pretending as if I support your b******* dreams. I'm tired of pretending your d*** isn't the smallest d*** I've ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I'm tired of pretending I have a headache every time you wanna f***. I'm tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn't just beat it up on Friday."
And to reiterate the fact that Karrine needs a boss...
"I'm tired of paying for everything. I'm tired of you taking all this s*** for granted as if you ever deserved any of it. Give me my Mac back. For real tho. I'm tired of washing your wack ass clothes. I hate your whole face. I'm tired of acting like the sex is good. I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I'm over here for a reason. Did I mention I'm tired of paying for everything? Okay."
There was a LOT more of course but you can find all of that on Karrine's TWITTER. I'm too tired to type up that entire rant.