For Women Who Want The Ballerific Life!
Mariah Carey - Hall of Fame starter, credentials solidified and certified
Alicia Keys - patiently waiting backup who should be starting (Matt Schaub during the Mike Vick era)
Stacey Dash (emeritus) - more or less retired (inactivity), but could get back on the team whenever she felt like it
Megan Fox - #1 draft pick rookie starter
Sarah Palin - backup with little mileage
Catherine Zeta-Jones - I don't know what she is exactly, so I'm lumping her in with white folk, although that is probably incorrect. Down the depth chart due to the sudden rise of the #1 pick and the unexpected signing of the backup. A veteran done wrong.
Roselyn Sanchez - often overlooked consistent All-Star starter (Fred Taylor type, for those who know football)
Adrienne Bailon (3LW/Cheetah Girls) - straight out of high school draft pick, finally making mark on the team as a backup
Jeanette Lee (pool player) - unknown 7th round pick starting by exceeding expectations
Vinita Nair (late late night ABC news anchor) - another unknown, Asian by way of India (similar to New Yorker by way of Staten Island, barely counts), but still on the team as a backup
Shania Twain - Donovan McNabb type veteran starter, fairly consistent, but could lose job any minute to up-and-comers
Trish Stratus (WWE) - backup with strong potential, who's stock is rising through attrition, even without exposure (been absent for over 2 years)
Tamia - Begging to get in the game, but can never get any playing time. Recently lost the backup spot, hanging in there as 3rd string, better watch out for management eyeing prospects.
Mel B - 2008 MVP starter
Monica Bellucci (actress) - Kurt Warner type vet, might not have to wait on the bench long